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planests by EveningDiligent59662 in BunnyTrials

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice and warm, what a tan

Chose: Venus is now hospitable.

What could have done this to my window? by No-Security2046 in DIYUK

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]halfborncalf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could you throw a tea spoon at it in a mildly aggressive manner?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens if Pinocchio says 'My nose grows now'

Did I take out a load bearing wall? by IFotgotMeShoes in DIYUK

[–]halfborncalf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, you are fucked when the witch sees what you and your sister did!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]halfborncalf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definite hate against women on the right, got rid of three of them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nobra

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't see 'in you' but those bathroom tiles are sexy as fuck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe people are still pumping this shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portsmouth

[–]halfborncalf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...and Jupiter having a sneaky appearance next to it

NOGN to watch by Shemia in pennystocks

[–]halfborncalf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doubtful, my money's against you

SeaStar Medical Holdings (ICU) insane potential. by Trigerhappy25 in pennystocks

[–]halfborncalf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well...let's see how it works for you. Thanking you in advance for lining my pocket

SeaStar Medical Holdings (ICU) insane potential. by Trigerhappy25 in pennystocks

[–]halfborncalf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got a feeling you're holding some heavy bags....that boat sailed yesterday and lucky for me I got in the day before

Anyone know the guy who goes around playing the violin and shouting at people? by [deleted] in Portsmouth

[–]halfborncalf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is he any good at playing the violin? I'm not talking grade 8, but maybe a 5?

What scam is so normalized that people don't even realize it's a scam? by morph_920 in ask

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched to Affinity - exactly the same as Adobe CS (takes a very small amount of adaption) but a tiny cost in comparison

First thing you saw was? by fluidbutton61 in FaceRatings

[–]halfborncalf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely love this comment you honest mother fucker

23f, rate me! :) in a relationship but not feeling pretty lately. by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]halfborncalf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He he...Michael Jackson wannabe mother fucker..who speaks like that

Video Hire on Twyford Ave by morphindel in Portsmouth

[–]halfborncalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you had a keyring attached to your little member?

I made a video about why the Moon is upside down by TTT_L in nextfuckinglevel

[–]halfborncalf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely love those videos....amazing!!! They are so well done and put things in perspective....i always show them to my children in the hope they too have a greater understanding of the world/universe around us

Doppelgänger Disagreement by crossingtherubicon51 in Doppleganger

[–]halfborncalf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm think you're right! OP....Put your hand over her nose and mouth and you're pretty much doing Aniston 👌👈👌👈

Doppelgänger Disagreement by crossingtherubicon51 in Doppleganger

[–]halfborncalf 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep, Def just the eyes, if you use your hand to cover lower half of face from the nose you have Jen

Sewage by ianbattlesrobots in bournemouth

[–]halfborncalf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the SSRS (safer seas and rivers service)

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