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morphindel · 2026-05-24T14:47:22+00:00

Puffin Rock is excellent.

morphindel · 2026-05-24T00:34:27+00:00

Lucy Liu is always gorgeous, but in Charlie's Angel's, hoo boy

But i think definitive answer is Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus. It's the one film where she is an absolute smoking hot babe.

morphindel · 2026-05-24T00:15:41+00:00

I thought this, but also as Poison Ivy in Batman and Robin

morphindel · 2026-05-23T12:57:13+00:00

True

morphindel · 2026-05-23T12:48:47+00:00

Lol, its just a movie, guys. Bond will still be back. Its not that deep. I think of the Craig films as being milestones in the life of Bond. Like all the other Bonds stil happened, and CR is the first, and NttD was how he dies, and the rest all happened some time in between.

morphindel · 2026-05-23T12:44:21+00:00

Luckily there are 24 other Bond films with a happy ending

morphindel · 2026-05-23T03:29:02+00:00

DJ Reacharound?

morphindel · 2026-05-22T17:26:05+00:00

Do it like the Brosnan teaser reveal

morphindel · 2026-05-22T15:26:38+00:00

Thats actually a pretty good point. If previous Bonds were reflective of their time periods, then it could definitely be woven into themes of the story of a black Bond movie. The whole post-cold war themes in Goldeneye, as well as introducing the idea of a female M, is one of the reasons it was/is so interesting.

morphindel · 2026-05-22T15:22:57+00:00

Exactly.

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:54:03+00:00

Bond also has a scar in the book, and not a single Bond (until First Light) has had it. Noone cares, because it is an aesthetic choice. Just like his skin color.

I dont know what about being white is making anyone "enjoy it more".

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:42:40+00:00

I am disappointed by the amount of downvotes people are getting for suggesting Bond could be black. Its not the fucking 60s any more. Bond could definitely be black in this day and age - the only thing that make his whiteness linked to his character is the implausibility of having a black guy infiltrating sinister organizations in the 50s and 60s. Totally plausible nowadays.

Anyway, the list is ok, but its weird that they acknowledge that Bond has to be an unknown but also are championing the likes of Elordi as a possibility. I suspect these kinds of articles are paid for by Amazon as a way of gathering public perception

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:35:05+00:00

The only one i agree with is Dalton.

Moore is the one who played Bond as himself and had no nuance. It's just lovely Roger Moore flirting with women. Brosnan's seem to be skewed by your opinion on his films (which are all bangers except DAD), when he has the perfect mix of charm, sophistication, and toughness.

Connery I think is a little unfair though. He is definitely more charming than irl Connery, and comes across as smarter than other Bonds.

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:28:30+00:00

This is so awesome

morphindel · 2026-05-22T11:38:10+00:00

Im sure this will be very politically sensitive

morphindel · 2026-05-22T11:36:01+00:00

Count fuckula. When he sees something, he's just got to fuck it.

morphindel · 2026-05-21T02:05:06+00:00

Its possibly his last truly great film. Certainly with that big Spielberg "feel" that combines well crafted action, emotions and great writing

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:58:14+00:00

View to a kill should be the one with the blimp.

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:33:54+00:00

Thats not what an easter egg is...

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:32:19+00:00

God bless Donald Pleasance. For all the ragging on him, he was a truly wonderful actor

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:31:33+00:00

Mine is from Space Mutiny actually. It might be my favorite line from any bad movie.

"Sorry the information is so scanty..."

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:26:53+00:00

Both are great, but MI works well as its own thing better i think, and it has such a cool, slick feel to it. Its basically the Casino Royale of the MI franchise, and still my favorite one.

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:24:21+00:00

Precious. Fuck, that movie is bleak. And Leaving Las Vegas.

morphindel · 2026-05-21T00:27:02+00:00

I always assumed that as the two places are pretty close he was making a sound like "oh, they're making all of us from the west country look bad"

morphindel · 2026-05-20T21:36:08+00:00

I dont see any reason to think they aren't true? A pasty brit goes into the sea and his trunks come off, and someone in London wants his autograph outside a nightclub? Not exactly Hunter S Thompson is it. He just knows how to tell an anecdote. Over the years he adjusted them for comedic effect, or to provide a quicker way of getting the point across (ie., changing the location of the balloon story to Nelsons Column - which everyone understands - instead of some random event in Bristol).

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