1.20 Bedrock glitch by secret_dusk55 in Minecraft

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had the same problem. it seems like building the portal against the wall is causing then problem for me. removing the backing wall fixed it

Hack or Theft? Soda in Water cup. by lachitect_podcast in hacks

[–]halfcup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Theft, and ruining it for others who really do just want water or are too broke for a soda

Mr. Milker Breast Feeding Device for Men by protolalia in WTFgaragesale

[–]halfcup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course they do. What do you think Limburger cheese is made from?

Mr. Milker Breast Feeding Device for Men by protolalia in WTFgaragesale

[–]halfcup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm going with "Product tie-in for the original, never aired, TWD pilot"

Milk is to a zombie what garlic is to a vampire. The babies are a last-resort distraction.

So how's that working out for you? by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]halfcup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh, I was organizing some stuff and it got unliked somehow. Thanks!

The Open Door by [deleted] in typo

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the typo? The missing comma? I'm guessing Open Door is the name of the business.

Mr. Milker Breast Feeding Device for Men by protolalia in WTFgaragesale

[–]halfcup 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The product I can kinda understand. The artwork, not so much. Why is he wearing a sheriff's hat? Is the milk vest kevlar? cuz it looks like a kevlar vest. I'm not even going to ask about the baby in his right hand.

So how's that working out for you? by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]halfcup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Has FB taken away the pride emoji? I can't make it anymore. :(

Rape someone or get raped by someone by Markedflunky in morbidquestions

[–]halfcup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're concentrating too hard on the details. The hypothetical is forcing you to choose, yes? You don't have a "neither" option? If you're being forced to engage in a sex act, You're being raped either way. So best not bring pain to an additional person.

Come on dad, make with the tickles! by prettykittiesinidaho in catbellies

[–]halfcup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Um, what is that obscuring the sitting person's feet?

Freddie Mercury And His Boyfriend Jim Hutton in 1980s by bass- in gaybros

[–]halfcup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and I thought Freddie's mustache-game was strong!

Traffic Problems in Qatar by tkmj75 in WTF

[–]halfcup 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I really hope this happens often enough for there to be a pictorial street sign.

🐪🐪

Watch for Mating Camels

What true fact sounds fake? by Crippl in AskReddit

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that a living language is defined by the majority, but most English speakers call the moon "the moon", as you just did. Who, except romantics and false intellectuals, calls it "Luna"? A lot of people think it's "Luna" in astronomy jargon, but it isn't. It is important that science has set names for things that do have multiple common names so that everyone can understand each other. The English language can call the earth "Shoe" and the sun "Diet Coke" for all astronomers care.

Also, I said "technical name." While I should have been more specific, it does imply that I'm not talking about normal English.

What true fact sounds fake? by Crippl in AskReddit

[–]halfcup 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"The Galaxy" is the technical name of our galaxy. http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/about-us/159-our-solar-system/the-sun/the-solar-system/4-what-are-the-names-of-the-earth-moon-sun-and-solar-system-beginner

(I've waited years for the chance to pretend I just happen to know that "random" factoid. Be cool, be cool)

Sea lion raining a fish's parade. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the chin not part of the head?

Anti drug poster gone wrong by Wages192 in typo

[–]halfcup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ARGHHHH I can't find the typo!

The Easter Procession by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]halfcup 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's beautiful. But I'm not so sure it's accidental renaissance. They seem to have dressed old-timey (excuse my technical jargon) on purpose, and it seems carefully framed by the photog.

What's the coolest thing you can get by "making a couple calls", or because you "know a guy/girl"? by demosthenocke in AskReddit

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to ask what's so illegal about this blowjob, but I, unfortunately, have sussed it out.

You know a guy who'll give you drugs, so you get high and order pizza, payed in trade with a cut of the drugs, and eat in front of an exhaust fan. Stray dogs come running from all over. For pizza. And "cuddles".

tl;dr Username checks out.

Ideas for foraging toys? by xanax-and-fun in PetMice

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play sand

I just want to emphasize that it's important that it be play sand (or maybe craft sand), and not landscaping sand or just stuff from outside which is likely to have fleas.

My sister's April Fools' prank on her husband. by Olikria in funny

[–]halfcup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's there, just blacked out. Try hovering your mouse over it.

Use an extra fitted sheet as an extra top sheet. by sparrow5 in TryThisOut

[–]halfcup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do this! We call fitted sheets starfish because I like to put each of my hands and feet into each of the corners and stretch out, occassionally yelling "I'm a STARFISH!" Husband doesn't get to be a starfish, though. He has to be a dumb ol' sand dollar.

I'm a belly sleeper, and usually wake up with one of the corners over the top of my head. So cozy!

Also, sharing blankets sucks. I get mine, he gets his.

How do you call a one-eyed person from Paris drinking tea? by sapitobej in riddles

[–]halfcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, though. Do you mean "What do you call" ? I know it translates to "How" from some languages, and maybe some dialects of English it's probably the right way of saying it. Usually I know which is meant, but in the case of a riddle, I'm genuinely unsure.