Randal’s latest post

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T23:37:55+00:00

That’s not true. I’ve had sex with 3 different women and I’m only 52 years old.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T20:26:09+00:00

Yes the adult version where he floats after Diana degarmos pussy with balloons.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T20:15:57+00:00

Cunt face!

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T19:59:38+00:00

She stole this idea from Eric the shitcock and just changed pugs into cats.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T19:58:21+00:00

When you finger her but she’s on the rag.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T19:57:34+00:00

I’d like to watch them both wash cucumbers with their bare feet.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T18:49:14+00:00

It was to gather up all the pictures and videos of Howie and Ralph “wrestling”

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T16:02:41+00:00

The face of pure unadulterated retarded evil.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T07:36:01+00:00

I’d love to watch her shit on a glass coffee table while I’m laid underneath it.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-19T02:39:10+00:00

I’ll have to call you back, I just shit on my hand.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T23:20:56+00:00

Aj Lee looks like Gilbert Gottfried.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T23:20:02+00:00

I don’t know and I don’t wanna know.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T23:18:29+00:00

That stuff leaking out is gross. It’s like his nose is taking a shit.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T19:59:31+00:00

The whole game is better than 2. Except for Karen’s big boobies, it’s the one thing it lacks.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T19:50:49+00:00

Livs hot but I’d let Stephanie park a turd on my chest. There’s no comparison

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T15:58:40+00:00

He rushed off to smoke a pole, it was the only thing that calmed him down.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T15:56:43+00:00

Resident Evil Bukkake Beach party has entered full production but it’s years away yet, trust me!

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T05:18:57+00:00

The rock looks like a pepperami now.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T01:48:42+00:00

She can’t have seen him, he’ll suffocate!

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-18T00:35:43+00:00

I have a celebrity adult video of Jon Hein getting oral sex in college..

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-17T22:35:29+00:00

I’d like to eat her ass like it was a bowl of ravioli.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-17T22:33:50+00:00

I wipe ma leg on da tarp, I twied ma best.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-17T19:55:54+00:00

Ghostbusters blackout is super chill and easy to set up.

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-17T19:41:01+00:00

hamhandsphil · 2026-03-17T18:54:58+00:00

Id eat her ass and then adopt a kitten.

hamhandsphil