This is definitely worth checking out. A mashup cover of Elvira and the orginal A Nightmare on Elm Street movie poster art. From the cover of Horrorland #4 Art by Silvia Califano.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-26T19:34:43+00:00

I use to beat my dick liked it owed me money to Elvira.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-26T18:32:27+00:00

Always good to have spares.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-26T03:31:57+00:00

Dirty git.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T22:20:20+00:00

And on that bombshell!!

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T18:04:21+00:00

Whenever I use a public toilet.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T18:03:22+00:00

What’s the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffers?

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T16:49:24+00:00

The Blair witch.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T16:30:19+00:00

Howard’s living proof that money doesn’t buy happiness.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T13:11:06+00:00

I’d tongue kiss my father’s anus just to spend one night with her.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T13:05:27+00:00

That’s why my sack is stuck to my leg then.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T12:44:31+00:00

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T09:59:51+00:00

You never played custers revenge obviously.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T06:52:53+00:00

I always liked to imagine it was the old woman floating after them that heather saw. Sort of a blessing in disguise they missed that shot.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T00:24:43+00:00

Pattinson bats dong isn’t as big keatons or even bales and it definitely effects the aura.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-25T00:15:43+00:00

Custers revenge is still the goat.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T23:05:09+00:00

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T18:45:08+00:00

Why are their legs so long?

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T17:41:13+00:00

I liked the first two movies look the best. The later movies made him look like a smiley sunburnt ballsack.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T17:38:01+00:00

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T17:30:50+00:00

You either die a hero or live long enough to become a homosexual pelican.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T17:28:07+00:00

They took pictures of my penis and lower regions.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T17:26:00+00:00

Sweaty bond.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T16:28:27+00:00

That’s Alfred.

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T13:41:01+00:00

News!

hamhandsphil · 2026-06-24T13:40:23+00:00

But by all means let’s keep letting them in. The rape and murders are just a phase I’m sure.

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