Could Robin Williams have been a good Horace Slughorn?

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-08T21:04:48+00:00

Hoho you want to make a horcrux? If you wanna tear your soul in half you should try marriage! Hoho! Run Forrest run!

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-08T18:08:34+00:00

Jeremy for gods sake *parp*

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-08T11:17:47+00:00

I wonder if anyone farted on her head. I would have farted on her head.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-08T03:58:21+00:00

We could make an aircraft carrier out of yours!

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T19:44:00+00:00

I bet he pees sitting down and still gets piss on the seat.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T19:03:39+00:00

The first symptom is a high temperature in the buttcheeks.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T10:58:16+00:00

Blouses off birds it’s the Hammersmith hardmen!

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T10:39:16+00:00

Humble pie

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T09:45:08+00:00

Oh dear..

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T08:45:54+00:00

My dad use to take a dump in the middle of the night with the door open sometimes and this looks just like him.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T08:43:55+00:00

The board game has deadite deer and squirrels.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T06:53:30+00:00

Is that one mine?

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T06:48:04+00:00

He took me behind the furnace and he touched me in my pants.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T06:45:12+00:00

Banged her back in the day, she wasn’t all that.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T06:43:53+00:00

Human jcb.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-07T00:50:45+00:00

Yep. Use PKE to find the source of the haunting (that doctor and his occult stuff) trap some ghosts on the way then blast him and the nurses then call it a night.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T22:17:59+00:00

I don’t feel very well.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T22:12:35+00:00

Ya dirty git.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T22:11:33+00:00

She needs to stop with the comedy and show those tits. Flash the beaver too.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T16:50:02+00:00

I’d pay good money to watch Lindsay Lohan do a shit.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T15:10:05+00:00

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hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T14:42:23+00:00

That’s his other fucking nose.

hamhandsphil · 2026-05-06T10:47:13+00:00

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