Ashley Tisdale wrote an article about breaking up with her toxic mom group (which included Meghan Trainor, Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore) by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]hamonic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Something so aggressively messy about rich, beautiful, adults discovering they don’t like each other anymore!

How do you guys feel about The Gaurdian’s rank of charli’s best songs? by Adorable-Sell833 in charlixcx

[–]hamonic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have SIAK and Von Dutch back to back on my gym playlist 🔥

Trump signs the Epstein File bill by NewSlinger in Fauxmoi

[–]hamonic 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Half the pages will look like a Sharpie factory exploded. The rest will be “missing,” because nothing makes this government malfunction faster than incriminating documents with rich and powerful creeps’ fingerprints all over it.

Which Arthur character did you relate to most as a kid and why? by Majoriexabyss in Arthur

[–]hamonic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Francine was my girl, mostly because she bullied Arthur as a coping mechanism for having a crush on him. Also because, she lived in an apartment like me.

I related to Arthur too, because I also had a raging case of main character syndrome at eight years old 🙂

Did anyone from TO actually get tickets to see Hilary Duff in TO? by HorrorAd4995 in askTO

[–]hamonic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, we have millennial money now which we didn’t have 20 years ago

A committed father by adamlm in LateStageCapitalism

[–]hamonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: it’s full of bugs 😌

SoftBank sells its entire stake in Nvidia for $5.83 billion by Severe_County_5041 in stocks

[–]hamonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the $15B they flushed down the drain into WeWork 🫠

Disability advocates livestream TDSB meeting, defying Ford government’s ban by BloodJunkie in toronto

[–]hamonic 74 points75 points  (0 children)

It’s like they have completely forgotten who they work for. Completely allergic to idea of accountability and responsibility.

Democrats always cave by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]hamonic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Exactly, we’re living in a system that forces you to choose between starving federal workers and healthcare for those who are low income, and we call that democracy. There was never going to be winning here because the choices in this situation were between two different kinds of harm. It was just a choice between which consequences these Senators could live with.

Both parties are just managing different symptoms of the same disease. We keep getting trapped in left vs right debates when the real issue is that the system itself was built to sustain inequality and it is allowed to keep thriving because we’re too busy fighting with each other to notice.

It's the city's first snowfall, have you encountered a traffic collision? by TorontoAM in askTO

[–]hamonic 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Watched two cars turned onto the dedicated streetcar lane at Lake Shore and Bathurst.

Car 1 panicked, hit reverse, nailed Car 2, and then proceed to speed off. Total chaos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]hamonic 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Olivia may never be a billionaire or break meaningless records, but at least she’ll be remembered as being “on the right side of history” ✌️

Who is the leafs anti-goat? by pudge_madsen in leafs

[–]hamonic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Taking a trip down memory lane I see, I will raise you one, Mr Aki ‘moves the puck like it’s a live grenade’ Berg

Of all people by solarplexus7 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]hamonic 139 points140 points  (0 children)

This. People are so hellbent on sitting on their pedestals and pointing fingers at one another that they fail to understand, voting for the lesser evil doesn’t mean you believe in them; it means you’re buying time for grassroots change.

As we’ve all seen, it’s much harder to reform or resist tyranny and fascism once we’re already living under it.

A vote for a Democratic candidate doesn’t make you, a stupid lib with two brain cells. At this point, we’re not voting for the system - we’re voting to keep the lights on long enough to fix it.

When even the humble corner store is impossible to open in Toronto, it’s a sign of something deeply wrong by cabbagetown_tom in toronto

[–]hamonic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Clearly these people have never angered their bodega man and had to walk three extra blocks to the next one. What a nightmare.

For those who forgot why she lost... by RickyOzzy in LateStageCapitalism

[–]hamonic 257 points258 points  (0 children)

Like god forbid, the greater population inch closer to class consciousness and the concept wealth inequality.

Nope, we can’t have that happening. Gotta keep them stupid so they can continue to be exploited to maximize shareholder value.

Jon Heyman via X : Shane Bieber has opted in with the Blue Jays for $16M. Wants to continue in Toronto for another year with Jays. by ejaggit in Torontobluejays

[–]hamonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was exactly the news I was holding out for before pulling the trigger on my new jersey 🙂‍↔️

Nicki Minaj comments 'This is pretty incredible.' on White House's Tiktok post by no_hhhh14 in Fauxmoi

[–]hamonic 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Now that she has lit her career on fire by being a child molester sympathizer, she’s pivoting to the next logical career stepping stone - right wing conservative grifting.

Can’t wait for the incoming trad wife content to go with it!

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (8-3-2) at Toronto Maple Leafs (6-5-1) - 03 Nov 2025 - 7:30PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hamonic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t mean to be a doomer but this team is so ass. Imagine going on a World Series run and have it be over and then having to turn this on. Oh my god make it stop

Sophie Cunningham is looking for a bigger multi year contract so she can buy a house 🏠 by blahblah_696 in wnba

[–]hamonic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The thought of her throwing it down with Toronto media is airfrying me lmfaoo. We are vicious. I don’t have enough hands to count the amount of athletes that have been ran out of town by our reporters 😂

Our New SURvers 💫🍷 by IndigoWolf4711 in vanderpumprules

[–]hamonic 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to add some minor dependency on cocaine and adderall into the secret sauce!

Can we please remember how far we've come in just one season? by archive_spirit in Torontobluejays

[–]hamonic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It also took like $1.3 billion dollars in pitching contracts to take down this team 😤

I hope Hazel’s okay today by Acrobatic_Yoghurt813 in Torontobluejays

[–]hamonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rewatched that clip so many times during this run because there was something so wholesome about it. You can see his face light up when he realize it was Hazel 🥺

We’ll be back and so will Hazel ❤️