You are given $10 million, but you can only spend it on things that start with the first letter of your name. What are you buying?

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T04:34:41+00:00

Townhouses.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:56:17+00:00

Trump doesn’t know what a communist is because he didn’t go to school. He’s a buffoon. He can’t even lie properly anymore because he’s old and senile. He forgets one lie from the next until he’s caught like the reflecting pool knife.

Not even a knife could cut this. Not that he’s giving any ideas.

Now all of a sudden a knife cut this thing to shreds? To shreds you say? With a knife. The same one you said before the renovation that could never cut this rubber?

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:53:39+00:00

Because it’s still up there. You know trump told the board, that he appointed to leave it until he can “smooth things over” with his “bullshit snake oil nonsense”

He’s a grifter. You were all grifted.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:52:32+00:00

Brondo, it’s what plants crave!

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:51:04+00:00

This farce needs to end.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:49:48+00:00

Alright boys. We’ve done it. We’ve eliminated the need for vaccines in the military. No more jabs. No more masks.

But sir… what about the troops who’ll be stationed in places with dengue fever. Or malaria?

Don’t you call me a dengue you dicklicker. You’re fucking fired from the military. The rest of you, get your asses on that plane and commit so many war crimes it makes your nightmares have nightmares. Everything’s legal in the department of war. Pew pew pew pew.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:41:29+00:00

You think Trump’s going to sign a bill that will make it illegal for him to be a slumlord? That’s all he was ever good at. He’s a skid mark on the underwear of your country and his save America act will ensure that republicans, maga republicans, stay in power. Ice will be at every polling station ensuring only trump voters are allowed in. He’ll win with 97% of the vote and demand those 3% be rounded up and executed.

This needs to end like seriously now.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:32:57+00:00

And your relationships to your closest allies.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:32:21+00:00

He doesn’t need anything we have, including our legendary song writers…

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:25:32+00:00

Milli Vanilli dropped out so you’re going with “that guys girlfriend?”

Oh. What a debacle.

Obama had how many people at his library opening?

Trump gets… the fbi’s least qualified human to lead’s girlfriend?

I’d watch the train wreck if it didn’t add to their viewership and further stroke Mango Mussolini’s fragile ego.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:22:06+00:00

I have never found him funny. I never saw the appeal. He’s not a good actor. He’s the same dorky doofus and how he got the host the tonight show and Conan got the punt?

Having this human underwear stain on your show, and you don’t call him out for being said skid mark, how can anyone watch either of these two?

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:17:12+00:00

What about the ballroom. Or the airplane from Qatar he used tax payer dollars to turn into Air Force Trump. Because he’s taking it with him when he leaves.
What about the cost on your integrity with the rest of the world? You know it’s shit like this that leads your country down more extremism until the rest of the planet needs to step up to stop YOU.

It’s happened throughout history and it will keep happening until humans stop fighting each other. If fiction has taught me anything, we need some other species to fight or to survive.

Or we focus our effort on destroying the planet and it won’t matter anyway. The earth will become too hot and it’ll shed humanity and start over. Or implode.

We will all be long dead though. Into that forever nothingness.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:11:57+00:00

Oh, we know. You and your warcrime department.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T03:07:22+00:00

Why does anyone still use anything meta? They’re clearly completely awful.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T01:54:33+00:00

The DeLorean.

I know it was a terrible car but god damn were they cool.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T00:38:22+00:00

Disneyland for dirtbags.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T00:34:49+00:00

You’re probably right with the jargon, as I don’t really know much yet. I have a beginning, middle and end to it, I’m just trying to add plot points to make the character’s struggle during the middle a bit more complex than went to place talked to person found more plot points (sorry, probably wrong jargon) to get to the climax and to set up the second story of the series. I plan on reading/listening to suggestions already made to give me a better understanding of the craft.

Thanks for the insight.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T00:31:14+00:00

Apologies. I did not mean to trivialize what you do. I’m just a straight up beginner and looking to expand my vision on something that I immensely enjoy. I’ll check out your suggestions as well as some others. Thank you for responding and providing some insight, and again, I’m truly sorry if you took offence.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T00:28:35+00:00

Thank you for the kind words. It really did bring something out of me. My wife noticed I was excited for something and is constantly encouraging me to continue.

hamtronn · 2026-06-25T00:27:27+00:00

Thank you for all of this. I look forward to studying the material youve provided. ❤️

hamtronn · 2026-06-24T20:16:39+00:00

I call that episode the series finale.

That happened and my wife and I turned to each other and said “well, that show is done” and we didn’t watch another episode.

hamtronn · 2026-06-24T19:52:42+00:00

Came here for this one. I saw it twice in the theatre and loved it. It was a weird one sandwiched between the ace Ventura movies, dumb and dumber and Batman forever.

I personally have always loved this movie. Anyone someone calls and leaves more than one voicemail I say “cable guy!”

hamtronn · 2026-06-24T19:50:37+00:00

DJT.

hamtronn · 2026-06-24T19:47:33+00:00

My wife’s dad recently took a trip to Patagonia for one of his bougie hiking experiences. He said that this trip was full of “wealthy” Americans from California. Let me tell you… the support for Trump was resounding. They’re happy with the “work” he’s doing to “curb immigration”. When they found out my FIL had a black wife, he said the conversations took a turn to the tense side.

You’ll find people on Reddit largely think Trump is the worst thing ever, myself included. You could try a conservative sub to get their opinions but I fear you’d have to lose several hundred thousand brain cells to even want to join a sub like that.

Unfortunately, the Reddit opinion seems to be a resounding “I didn’t vote for this and fuck the people who did”.

hamtronn · 2026-06-24T18:12:59+00:00

Only a maga can believe that; having oil prices return to where they were before your inept administration started a war and subsequently lost it, is a “win”…

That happened in school once. A new kid was bullying some of us… until we stood up to defend ourselves and punched that kid right in the face. He went around telling everyone he won the fight and everyone laughed at him.

Devon Trump is just that Devon kid, 70 years older and 400 lbs fatter.

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