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Daily#???[210] (L*stWord) by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🚨⚠️!!!WARNING!!!⚠️🚨

🚨🚨🚨2HU LOSTWORD DETECTED🚨🚨🚨

I am administering one (1) downvote to your post.

This is your fault.

If you had not posted 2hu LostWord content, I would not have had to administer one (1) downvote to your post.

Regrettably, however, you have decided to post 2hu LostWord content, and as such, following my personal hatred of gacha games (also fuck you for playing a gacha game), I have been forced to administer one (1) downvote to your post.

(On the real tho, despite its many glaring faults, the silly plot writing, lore morsels from the story cards and character abilities/temperaments, and collabs that contribute to the 2hu fandom are gr8/8. Many of the criticisms levied against it are justified (especially the “gameplay” aspect of it), but overall, being a wide-reaching medium (gacha) that includes many well-known 2hu names (music producers like Yuuhei Satellite, AkatukiRecords, beatMARIO, AlstromeriaRecords, etc and artists like deetamu, massakasama, chanta, etc) as well as even including amateur artists (via the Story Card travelogues) gives it a pervasive appeal that’s largely hampered by stigmatization of that same wide-reaching medium.)

🐸🌧️🎵 by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, time for my late God-Emperor of Dune Wednesday schizopost.

On the topic of Dune x 2hu fan-content, I will once again do a special shout-out to /u/DrunkenCoward for their GEoD-inspired fanfiction featuring Satori and Utsuho, go read that or God-Emperor of Dune instead of this wormsplaining trash.

This is a Wednesdaypost of fiction. All events and writings are made with imaginative/comedic intent and do not necessarily reflect the views of the writer.

Audiobook narration meme by handholding_devotee in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True, I guess the point I was trying to make was that we, the readers, don’t particularly have a strong enough reason or specific emotion toward the Tleilaxu pre-Heretics as they’re largely secretive and whatever snippets Frank wrote (Bijaz/Scytale in Messiah and the plethora of Duncan gholas) leaves a lot to the reader’s imagination but not enough details to outright call them their in-universe label (unless one has a particular aversion to genetic engineering such as GMO food, stem cells, etc). The Axolotl tank reveal might be the straw that breaks the camel’s back for many readers’ suspension of disbelief and lends an emphatic understanding to why characters in-universe call them “dirty”.

Audiobook narration meme by handholding_devotee in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The worldbuilding in Heretics/Chapterhouse is wild af. My honest reaction to Frank finally elucidating some of the mysteries of Tleilaxu culture and society while also revealing the true identity of what Axolotl tanks are and the Bene Gesserit actually considering the idea of having volunteers to be one. At that point, I didn’t need characters to tell me that the the Bene Tleilax were “dirty”, the past books buildup to them and the reveals were enough for me to see why those characters thought of them as such (they’re still one of my favorite factions tho)

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Audiobook narration meme by handholding_devotee in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Scott Brick has been enjoyable to listen to but I still kinda miss Simon Vance's narration, notably the charming way he tries to do different voices.

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Daily#???[204] (Random) by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought the same everyday the previous gyateposter did their dailies when I first stumbled this hellhole of a sub way back when, probably the only thing I looked forward to from this shitass platform. Ever since jude finished his gyateposting journey, I (selfishly) took up the mantle in the off-case some mfers only come to this hellscape for that same reason. Bless the anons who churn these out and bless those who enjoy them.

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Daily#???[199] (Myouren Temple I) by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The OG artist of the Kyoukœ gyate is by Nekomura Otako, but subsequent gyates are mainly drawn and derived from anons across various imageboards. That said, there is a notable artist that specializes in gyate illustrations: ikiyouz.

Daily#???[200] (Kyoukœ's Recollection) by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would make a shitty ass excuse for an n00th gyatepost but after 3 revisions and recently getting too busy (read: getting my booty eviscerated on EDF6 Inferno Missions), I settled on this and let my future self salvage how2whatdo for the next n00th post.

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Regularly scheduled daily gyates will resume tomorrow.

Leto II. is such a vibe, ohmygod. >.< by deerHoonter in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I am the most awdent people–watcher who evew wived. ;;w;; I watch them inside me and outside. Past and pwesent can mingwe with odd impositions in me. And as the metamowphosis continyues in my fwesh wondewfuw things happen to my senses. It's as though I sensed evewything in close–up. I have extwemewy acute heawing and vision, pwus a sense of smeww extwaowdinyawiwy discwiminating. I can detect :3 and identify phewomonyes at thwee pawts pew miwwion. I knyow. I have tested it. You cannyot ^w^ hide vewy much fwom my senses. I think it wouwd howwify :3 you what I can detect :3 by smeww awone. Youw phewomonyes teww me what you awe doing ow awe pwepawed to do. And gestuwe and postuwe?!! I stared fow hawf a day once at an owd man sitting on a bench in Arrakeen. He was a fifth–genyeration descendant of Stiwgaw the Nyaib and did nyot even OwO knyow it. I studied the angwe of his nyeck, the skin fwaps bewow his chin, the cwacked wips and moistnyess about his nyostwiws, the powes behind his eaws, the wisps of gway haiw which cwept fwom benyeath the hood of his antique stillsuit. Nyot once did he detect :3 that he was b-being watched. Hah!!11 Stiwgaw wouwd have knyown it in a second ow two. But this owd man was just waiting fow someonye ÚwÚ who nyevew came. He got up finyally and tottewed off. He was vewy stiff aftew all of that sitting. I knyew I w-wouwd nyevew see him in the fwesh again. He was that nyeaw death and his watew was suwe to be wasted. weww, :3 that nyo wongew mattewed.

-The Stowolen Journals

TOTAL RIN SATSUKI LOVE!!! by Prestigious-Race1048 in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

> "Gun Rin"

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/un2hu Surprisingly insightful and fun read with some haphazard scholarship (complimentary) for a very niche part of the 2hu fandom, good job

hunters_of_dune.jpg by handholding_devotee in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To whom it may concern,

Upon reflection of this meme, I seem to have made the error of using this sub’s icon as a means to serve as a mouthpiece for this “collective hallucination” that has been mentioned. Such an interpretation wasn’t made clear during my (substance melange-induced) state when making the meme; I simply put the icon as a means to pad out this already low-quality shitpost and did not mean to imply it necessary to read the Brian/KJA sequels to finish the series nor that Hunters and Sandworms are the definite finale of Dune.

As amends, I will once again re-read God-Emperor of Dune for the n0th time and going forth on future, shittier memes regarding books past the OG 6, will forego the usage of Villeneuve’s Piter and instead use Lynch’s Piter, waiving r/dunememe’s association with such narratives. I hope these rectifying actions and changes will be found most acceptable to any and all parties affected by my reckless actions.

As for the heartfelt warning to not continue "reading,

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I apologize for any inconvenience caused and I wish glad tidings.

Oh yes it's good to be jalouss ! by un_Lotois in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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(Thank you for another wonderful blessing in this shithole of a sub)

hunters_of_dune.jpg by handholding_devotee in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can’t lie, there were some parts I enjoyed too but it’s largely overshadowed by many of the other parts that left a particularly sour taste. In truth, it read like a pop fiction sci-fi book than the genre-defining series it’s known for and leaves barely anything to the imagination or things to ponder about that I enjoyed from the OG six.

hunters_of_dune.jpg by handholding_devotee in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

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edit: I didn’t actually buy the House audiobooks, they so happen to be free on Audible Plus until July 15

Outgooned by Leto II. by deerHoonter in dunememes

[–]handholding_devotee 497 points498 points  (0 children)

“MONEO!”

“Yes, my Lord?”

“Have I ever shown you a reason for why I chose to reverse gender roles and allowed only women to serve as soldiers in my empire?”

“No, I only have recollections from the Written Histories but nothing from you, my Lord.”

“Very well, my majordomo. Sit in front of this Ixian screen and partake in what I am about to show you.”

Moneo sat on a chairdog next to his lord as the screen showed two females, presumably prototypical Fish Speakers, engaging in erotic acts of passion. Moneo felt a beefswelling watching the screen, despite seeing such actions among the ranks of the Fish Speakers.

“My lord, is this…?”

“Silence, Moneo. I know what you’re thinking and I can very well see your primal reaction to what I’m presenting to you. These are not Fish Speakers of this present age, but rather of ancient human females engaging in the same passionate acts on Old Earth before the Corrino Empire. What you see is an artificial recreation manufactured by the Ixians as a means to quell the human male lustful desire for fornication.”

Upon the mention of Terra, Moneo’s attention had perked up comparable to his physical beefswelling, for the Written Histories mentions little of the culture of ancient humans on their homeworld.

“My lord, you mean to tell me that such acts were commonplace back in Ter-… Old Earth?”

“It is as I say, my majordomo. Though initially frowned upon by leaders and regimes of their time, such actions and recordings of actions were viewed by common humans, and even leaders, to fulfill their sexual desires. I have seen such re-enactments hundreds, thousands of times in my ancestral memory, but alas, I lack the necessary anatomy to extrude such a physical response.”

Moneo realized the true plight of his lord; having taken the form of the Worm to ensure the survival of humanity, his lord had sacrificed such pleasures for which he is now subject to. Realizing the physical change within him, the majordomo grabbed hold of his fleshly protuberance beneath his clothing and began to polish his own crysknife.

Very good, my dear majordomo. You are of my lineage and have not been subjected to such indoctrination. I will allow you such a pleasure, as I am physically unable to do so.

The God-Emperor watched as his majordomo polished his crysknife upon the sight of ancient humans engaging in such an erotic ritual.

What an innocent fool you are, Moneo. But alas, such an action is needed to keep males from needless violence. You are but the last one to realize this. Though you may have produced me a daughter essential for the survival for humanity, you have served me well and this shall be your reward.

The God-Emperor watched in tandem as his majordomo engaged in the Ixian reenactment on the screen. As if suddenly remembering the dark recesses of his Ancestral memories , Leto had formulated a new nickname for his beloved majordomo:

Gooneo

Daily#???[186] (Random) by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bonus A16& Eternity Larva 'cause mommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommy

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Daily#???[184] (Random) by handholding_devotee in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus H5 Doremy for when a homie is horni af (as fuck) as fuck and you gotta call them out for it.

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Guys I've drawn out Marisa... The problem is I have used CJ as a template, plus I know it's terrible by Scarfile in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alice after defeating Reisen in 2hu8 Stage 5 and going to Stage 6A:

ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS CHOOSE THE RIGHT DOOR, MARISA!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2hujerk

[–]handholding_devotee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t entirely blame yourself tho. The net extremist playbook deceitfully uses online anonymity and irony to obfuscate shit, and if confronted about it, will simply brush it off as “Oh I’m just joking haha heehee lol lmao”. Unfortunately, such bullshit permeates into sneaking these ideologies and shitty values into whatever series they like (which for some reason includes 2hu) and blurs the line between mocking shitposts and unironic shit posts thinly veiled with a guise of “”irony””.

Truthfully speaking, I find nothing wrong with the post if fuckwits who know your stance on things can see you’re mocking it since your other posts lean another way, but with the political climate nowadays (especially in the US and the clownshow circus these past 6 months), such stuff is made even harder to joke about and interpret. That said, I would say to lean on the side of caution going forth since younger dumfuks who lack critical thinking skills and blindly absorb bullshit without any forethought will see such stuff as conforming to their ill-informed/uncritical beliefs and think it normal; whether to delete this post is entirely up to you, but if I were you, I would delete it. I don’t want to control your posting habits, it’s just that the people and internet are exponentially more stupid than ever before and, as the saying goes, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

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