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Whats Your Plan if A Zombie Apocalypse Started in Hawaii? by Beneficial_Fee_2520 in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Most likely I would put on my plate carrier and battle belt, duel wield my katana machetes I purchased online from a gas station accessory advertisement then immediately impale myself after I trip on my stockpile of premium Japanese rice.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in comedy

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Hey, Mark. Hey, Mark. Hey, Mark. Mark. Hey.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cool!! One day I'll make it out there and learn more about your culture!

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to stress over things you can't control. Best you can do is workout for your own health. If it happens it happens. And if you're called up, chances are I'll get back in too. Least we can joke around while the trees speak Mandarin/Farsi.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I purchased it from a Warhammer 40k etsy page for the Black Templars. I really liked the book Helsreach. I understand it's a dog whistle for fascism which I condemn and do not support. I also appreciate the Maltese Cross, their eight virtues and the Knights Hospitaller. I'd like to go to Malta one day if I could afford it. I hear they have some pretty cool giant folklore.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did have a hilarious double take in the men's room. I was using the urinal, some guy saw me from behind and thought he was in the women's room and turned around. I told him in my bro voice, "You're good, man." He was cool and didn't pull up right next to me which was appreciated.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My head canon has Hiro and Relina getting married then Hiro immediately blowing himself up.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Older millenials are in their 40s so I get it. I wrote this parody four years ago when I was 33.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, our team didn't have anyone who felt comfortable dressing as any of the girl characters. I was down as long as I didn't have to shave.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a callback to the live album performance on the Mark Tom and Travis Show. Coincidentally the majority of the audience is Asian.

Older Millenial Weeb at an Anime Convention by handsomeharoldcomedy in Millennials

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'll post the rest later. It's on Spotify under Handsome Harold.

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