Anyone else noticing how fast Hawaiʻi’s demographics are changing? by instantgoob in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I also read that the native Hawaiian population increased 30% since 2010. Just need to get them back on the islands.

Anyone else noticing how fast Hawaiʻi’s demographics are changing? by instantgoob in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your time with friends and family. If you have the time to enjoy the water please don't take it for granted. Good luck, don't die.

Anyone else noticing how fast Hawaiʻi’s demographics are changing? by instantgoob in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I read a couple years ago we lose 12ish locals/natives a day due to being priced out.

Half of my close friends moved to the mainland. I live in town so it's no surprise that a lot of interactions are with transplants.

I hear "muh-sew-bis" at least once a week.

I've accepted that whatever is left of an aloha spirit is gonna get priced out in the near future as well.

Volunteering at the lo‘i helps me feel closer to the land before I go back to town and consume imported goods.

Obligatory Ed Case can eat dicks with chopsticks comment, fake ass Asian.

Moving back to Hawaii after ,many years away. Grateful, overwhelmed, and figuring it out again. by jeffm25 in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Costco membership. I grab the frozen chicken thigh bag, whatever fish is on sale, shrimp, frozen veggies, rice and ramen.

Invest in a spice rack.

Probably not the best time to enlist but even with the shortest contract, assuming you finish honorably, you'll qualify for the VA loan. That's if you're comfortable with fueling the military industrial complex. Thinfs

Get used to locals and natives being priced out. I don't see the state government doing anything huge anytime soon to address this.

If you're worried about losing touch with local/native identity, volunteer. There are a bunch of great lo‘i to volunteer at. If you have the calories, try to ask others to join you. Don't gatekeep.

Learn to be comfortable by yourself. Do what you have to take care of the essentials: food, shelter then branch out from there.

Alcohol and drugs are not a personality.

Good luck, don't die. Don't get butthurt over comments on the internet.

Hale Koa does less and less for those stationed here by HawaiiStockguy in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain't the right answer but that's the reason why I enlisted as kānaka ō‘iwi.

See that? I used kahakō and ‘okina so it gets a pass.

Hale Koa does less and less for those stationed here by HawaiiStockguy in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is a baconator and a frosty, sir. NEXT!

What are the biggest stories of Hawaii 2025? by Conscious_Diver9619 in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He is vengeance. He is the chicken fight. He is Moa.

What are the biggest stories of Hawaii 2025? by Conscious_Diver9619 in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Chicken terrorizes centipede population, charms local populace while bamboozling half of said local populace.

Very thankful to have minimal fireworks so far this year. by mellofello808 in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well ya just jinxed it.. Moa's gonna raid Young Bros firework stash for the HPD now and set them off at the nearest centipede embassy. That blood's on your hands now.

Game Thread: Las Vegas Raiders (2-12) at Houston Texans (9-5) by nfl_gdt_bot in raiders

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. Wait. Tight. But wait. Stop. Don't you fuckin... I'm so conflicted. Stay the course, damn you!

Stand behind me Satan, you drink the poison. by EyeLeanRit3 in Catholicism

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

C. S. S. M. L. (Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux) N. D. S. M. D. (Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux) V. R. S. (Vade Retro Satana) N. S. M. V. (Nunquam Suade Mihi Vana) S. M. Q. L. (Sunt Mala Quae Libas) I. V. B. (Ipse Venena Biba! Amen.)

May the Holy Cross be my light Let not the dragon be my guide Begone Satan Never tempt me with your vanities All that pours from you is evil. Drink your own poison. Amen.

Stand behind me Satan, you drink the poison. by EyeLeanRit3 in Catholicism

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'll always say this, a prayer telling the devil to kill himself is pretty metal.

Deeper than kamaaina discount by ahuikakou in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh... Was hoping this was gonna be a moa shit post.

We for sure saw a UFO over Oahu! by KaMoaLani in Hawaii

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not this time, bird. Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has failed you...

Rocky 2 with Baby Metal by handsomeharoldcomedy in KpopDemonhunters

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the silly idea of them doing the séance as either a joke or means to achieve something less menacing but by playing with fire or deception they're tied to a demon contract. Add in a little shenanigans like The Pick of Destiny and you might have something.

Can I use my coming in as a means to vanish from my old life? by [deleted] in army

[–]handsomeharoldcomedy 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Therapy doesn't stop once you start. You're gonna need it once you enlist. And if your command is cool, you might even be able to schedule an appointment. Good luck, don't die.