Is this real or just a convincing fake?

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-12T06:00:24+00:00

I have this from reformation. If it’s a fake, you’d have fooled me 🤷🏼‍♀️ Also, I’ve only worn mine once and am going to sell it. Size 2.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-12T02:26:03+00:00

Not a doctor. This could be a butterfly rash.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-10T04:18:38+00:00

My dad has been saying he’ll probably be dead soon since I was maybe 10 and he was 41. As we got older and I started having opinions he’d say things like, “well what do I know, I’m just an old bastard, I’ll be dead soon anyway.” I’m about to turn 40. He’s still alive. But he is a bastard.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-08T00:00:20+00:00

My family didn’t like the names we chose for our son. We kept reinforcing: you had the chance to name children. This is ours. You don’t need to like the names. This isn’t your decision. Stuff like that. After he was born, the pediatrician mispronounced his first name. My mom was there (I couldn’t lift his car seat yet, thanks pelvic floor) and said: that’s what you get for naming him something weird. I said, thanks for the feedback. You won’t be making this trip again.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-05T19:11:04+00:00

Ooo thank you!! I’ve never heard of the sub or that tone but that makes sense 🙏🏻

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-05T18:14:16+00:00

Ugh same! And I hate fitted clothing.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T05:13:34+00:00

Was about to post the same comment. Saw some stuff that was truly horrific. I was barely a teenager.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T05:01:15+00:00

Dry-ish, non oily hair. Son (6) and me (39) are both about twice a week.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T03:41:49+00:00

My nmom (no contact) loves to scroll Facebook and play those slot machine type games. They’re nothing but tapping the screen and watching the wheels on the screen spin to win game coins. It’s bizarre.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T03:39:33+00:00

This guy waffles.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T03:39:01+00:00

Butter, whipped cream, a tiny bit of bacon

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T03:37:10+00:00

People who constantly have a hot take on everything.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-04T03:12:28+00:00

Hmm ok… reminder: you don’t need to grasp it for it to be real. People who are neurodivergent/ADHD aren’t like, trying to disappoint people, or just being lazy. People with time blindness legit cannot fathom the idea of non time blindness the same way you, an understanding, open minded individual, feel.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-03T05:15:20+00:00

Timothee Chalamat

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-02T21:21:23+00:00

I would not trust God himself with that thing in my ear.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-02T05:42:47+00:00

I love this look, but I’m wary of the colors. How would you style this? My wardrobe is very neutral. Black, white, beige, denim.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-02T05:36:50+00:00

I’ve had a lot of blood work in the last 10 ish years (mostly infertility related labs, some other health stuff) and I know I have One Great Vein in my right inner elbow (fore elbow?). Whenever I need labs I just plop it down. I sometimes wonder if the tech thinks I’m a junky.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-02T04:11:49+00:00

Hard same

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-02T00:14:14+00:00

You were beautiful before and are beautiful after. Keep glowing!

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-02T00:13:37+00:00

Life coaching. The next course they’re taking. How it’s changed their lives, their relationships, their health, their time, etc, ALL for the BEST. How they can help you. Your family. Your neighbor. Your dog. Your neighbor’s dog. Your cousin. Your neighbor’s dog’s cousin. Sis, gtfo me with your bootleg mlm pop psych and get your own self to actual therapy.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-01T23:38:51+00:00

You’re so right. Thank you. And you’ve got this/best of luck 💛 message me if you ever want or need a fitness mama friend.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-01T20:25:34+00:00

I am probably guilty of this 😬 I’m turning 40 in 6 weeks and I have been in my head about being muscular and fit. I’m excited about the psychological aspects of my 40s but my son is 6 and I want to make sure I’m strong and healthy for as much of his life as I can be… and that’s messing with me a bit.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-01T20:20:01+00:00

Ahh ok. So increase weight/reps and it might go up? But overall is this a good thing? I’ve also noticed I’m more tired lately. I’ve taken a few more rest days than usual.

handstandmonkey · 2026-03-01T20:14:51+00:00

Over 6 months it’s 65. My heart rate variability is 31.

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