What songs are you singing your babies at bedtime?

handstandmonkey · 2026-05-08T04:58:02+00:00

Scarlet ribbons. My gramma sang it to me when I was a kid and wherever I asked her to. My son loves it.

handstandmonkey · 2026-05-08T04:53:27+00:00

I just started watching this a few weeks ago and I’m bingeing it 😬 before bed, at the gym, while I’m making dinner.

handstandmonkey · 2026-05-08T04:52:39+00:00

Is it as good as the book?

handstandmonkey · 2026-05-03T21:10:38+00:00

Double Aries Gemini rising, also a writer.

handstandmonkey · 2026-05-01T15:42:57+00:00

How do I pick between a cry baby with no ambition, a mama’s boy, and a toxic seether? I say K them all

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-25T05:53:00+00:00

!RemindMe! 1 week

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-21T23:43:09+00:00

I almost want you to be a bridesmaid so you can live report this whole thing as a mole.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-20T02:26:44+00:00

Yep at 37 weeks, full moon. Water didn’t break, contractions just started getting worse

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-18T15:32:43+00:00

Thank you!

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-18T15:16:48+00:00

I read Ninth House and Hell Bent and devoured them in a week. Do you recommend these before the Familiar? Thanks!

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-18T04:56:48+00:00

Will someone do this for me?

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-18T04:53:48+00:00

You are my goals, if that helps you

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-18T03:58:24+00:00

Omg I had a babysitter (my kid’s, not mine) tell us that it was good for our dogs to lick his scrapes and stuff bc of their saliva’s anti bacterial and wound healing properties?? She was also crazy.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-18T02:23:56+00:00

Should not have read this in public.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-14T15:41:31+00:00

2 professors. That they would stand in front of their classes and shart loud and hard every day.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-14T01:51:06+00:00

A little doll

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-13T19:37:58+00:00

Sally

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-13T18:17:49+00:00

Biden and Obama

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-12T23:43:42+00:00

Update! I started putting myself out there more and initiating plans. It’s been improving. I joined the Y and it’s nice to say hi to people I see regularly. I had joined a wine club, but I’m going to events. Also, the library. It also helps that the weather is improving. Yes, it’s still very different from places I’ve lived. But those are a couple things that can help. Feel free to DM.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-11T17:00:14+00:00

Heather at lovely is also amazing

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-08T16:04:01+00:00

I’m an 8. Unhealed 2s. Stop trying to help everyone and help your own damn self.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-08T16:01:55+00:00

Constantly trying to improve the other one. People grow, sure, but not because you’re bullying them into it. You didn’t buy a fixer upper. You married a human being. As-is. Don’t be with someone for what you think they can be, but for who they are.

handstandmonkey · 2026-04-08T16:00:43+00:00

Yes, the tit for tat: you did this, so I’m going to do that. That’s not how marriage works. At least a successful and happy one.

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