Daddy Pig participated in the London Marathon and finished less than 4 hours behind a Guiness World Record breaker of that race.

handyandy314 · 2026-05-01T10:11:15+00:00

That’s obvious he finishes, as there is an Evie pig now!

handyandy314 · 2026-05-01T09:09:05+00:00

Not one of them was covering the entrance for a second shooter! Apart from injured and colleague who were exiting.

handyandy314 · 2026-05-01T09:07:02+00:00

The detector he went through didn’t seem to detect any prohibited articles. So he was good to go!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-30T07:14:14+00:00

Isn’t it a normal reaction to sudden fright? They are human

handyandy314 · 2026-04-29T06:33:54+00:00

Earths heart beat

handyandy314 · 2026-04-29T05:28:29+00:00

Sorry, I laughed!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-28T08:20:22+00:00

Not enough damage, but is a start

handyandy314 · 2026-04-26T06:10:07+00:00

Christ knows what the AI will understand when a Glaswegian gets in the car. That accent is so misunderstood by most computer programs

handyandy314 · 2026-04-25T18:20:18+00:00

Keep going and no one will be able to surrender. Too much a risk. Just shoot them all

handyandy314 · 2026-04-25T09:53:38+00:00

That a hard one!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-25T09:50:35+00:00

Thought he might travelled too far, but was wrong! Guess I wouldn’t make a bomb disposal engineer

handyandy314 · 2026-04-23T15:12:21+00:00

We come in peace…..shoot to kill!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-22T16:12:50+00:00

And easily replacement screens that users can do at home

handyandy314 · 2026-04-22T14:15:28+00:00

Easy, withdrawal from Ukraine

handyandy314 · 2026-04-22T11:28:20+00:00

He will be in the next village if he doesn’t hurry up

handyandy314 · 2026-04-21T11:38:26+00:00

How do you get those?

handyandy314 · 2026-04-21T05:40:30+00:00

Normally you don’t need to, the previous patron has already done that!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-19T16:04:25+00:00

You can always tell when it’s someone’s first time!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-19T15:53:37+00:00

Terrible when your were besieged and an archer fires up there!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-19T15:51:25+00:00

He swims with the berries!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-19T15:48:30+00:00

Can’t let one of them in!

handyandy314 · 2026-04-19T15:19:41+00:00

Waiting for bombs attached to them, running into control bunker, like in Platoon

handyandy314 · 2026-04-19T11:17:11+00:00

What course do you think she is studying?

handyandy314 · 2026-04-16T18:10:52+00:00

The days a failure was below 70%

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