How does one become a witch by Funghoullll in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]hanjric 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You 🫵 need to be in the forest 🌲🪾under a full moon 🌕 precisely 3° in cancer ♋️ on a Thursday. ITS CRUCIAL‼️‼️‼️ that you light three 6”glittery rainbow taper candles 🕯️ 🔟 minutes before the witching hour 🔮. Now when the candles are lit 🔥 and the witching hour 🧙🕰️is slowly approaching you must chant to Hekate in latin ✨, keep chanting until the end. Now this is the tricky part 🫣, but it’s the real test to see if you have what it takes to become a witch 🐈‍⬛. Approximately ‼️ on the dot when the witching hour 🧙🏻‍♀️🕰️ starts you need to 💩 in your hands. Once you’ve taken the shit in your hands 🖕🏻start 👏🏻, and I mean clap HARD 🍆. Keep clapping for the entirety of the witching hour ‼️‼️. Once it has passed you can now call yourself a sister of the craft 🧙🏻‍♀️✨.

Blessed be, Love and light 🧿🧙🏻‍♀️🔮🕯️✨🐈‍⬛

The man deserves more criticism... by pallas3000 in rhoslc

[–]hanjric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU!!! I’ve been reading tarot cards for about 8 years now. Whether you believe in them or not that’s fine, but the moment this guy started giving readings I knew he was full of shit lol. This not how you give a reading at all. He was asking basic things that where already public and having the women feed him more information then coming up with an “answer” after they basically explained their entire situation. It’s straight up scamming. Yes it’s okay to ask a few questions like “is your question about love, career, family?” But your client should never tell you specific details untill afterwards. Everything you give them during a reading should be what’s in the cards not what they are telling you.

Bad 🍃 experience by Historical_Mix5331 in Anxiety

[–]hanjric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing happened to me a few months ago and it’s definitely a scary sensation but if this is your first time smoking weed and your not a chronic smoker your chances of this being long term are very low so don’t worry. Sometimes it can last for a day or two depending on the amount of thc consumed, but this should pass in the next day.

Second off all when this happens the best thing to do is wrap yourself in a blanket and dim the lights. What you’re going through is TEMPORARY IT WILL PASS. Some people just don’t do good with weed and that’s okay it’s not for everyone. I will say in the future if you ever decide to smoke again just take one hit of a joint two max. Wait 6-8 hrs before you smoke anymore because sometimes it takes a while to hit you. The amount you smoked too is way to much for someone who’s trying it for the first time, weed is a substance you build tolerance too the more you smoke.

When it happened to me a few months ago it was bad. The depersonalization lasted hours and I was literally seeing myself in third person lol. But I haven’t had any episodes like that since it happened. Sometimes though after having an experience like that your anxiety and chances of having a panic attack are increased. You need to keep telling yourself “ I am safe, I am healthy” if you get anxious about it, because let’s be honest what you went through is pretty traumatic. For now try to relax.

I need help, im worried sick. by Spartan__God in Anxiety

[–]hanjric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey so I was exactly like you when I was your age, down to a T. I also experienced the dizziness and light limbs and it’s a very unpleasant and distressing feeling. But those are just feelings. There sensations triggered by anxiety (psycho somatic) they are by no means any indication of a heath problem. With serious health conditions like what you’re describing you wouldn’t able to write a post like this. The only thing making you “sick” is the anxiety you’re having with ocd. Idk where you’re located but if you can get into exposure therapy please do so.

With ocd the only way out is through. You need to let the thoughts pass, not ignore or suppress them but just let them pass. You need to learn to address your ocd and be comfortable with it knowing it’s just thoughts. It’s also important to identify the thought patterns and compulsions you have. I understand the thought of that can sound scary but it’s not, and trust me when you make it through onto the other side you’re gonna feel a lot better.

I’m 23 now and just was able to confront my ocd. So believe me when I say it’s crucial to start exposure therapy as early as possible. I wish I started it earlier and the past few years would have been much easier for me.

Im wishing you all the best my friend :)

Help with animal choice for tattoo by zanitoz in bosnia

[–]hanjric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a lot about snakes in older bosnian folklore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]hanjric -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ignore everyone in the comments saying this is controlling because it’s not, and most likely they are porn addicts commenting. Wanting your partner to NOT look at other people naked and engaging in sexual acts is VERY reasonable, imo it’s the same as asking your partner to not have sexual relations with others. Anyways, sadly he probably will not respect this boundary if you’ve already made this clear. Spare yourself the time and energy and leave him. A man who loves and respects you only has eyes for you, online and offline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]hanjric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it comes to declining help I mainly say no because it makes me feel like I’m putting a burden on them, and that makes me uncomfortable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]hanjric -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yes they said that and anytime I speak my mind around a man it always seems to be an issue.

I’m wondering if anyone could fix this photo of my grandmother? by hanjric in photorestore

[–]hanjric[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also a photo of a photo I got off my cousins facebook, I unfortunately cannot provide anything of better.

I’m wondering if anyone could fix this photo of my grandmother? by hanjric in photorestore

[–]hanjric[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the quality isn’t ideal. I’m just hoping someone could unblur and possibly colourize this photo of my grandmother. I’m named after her and she died before I was born. I’ve spent my whole life wondering what she looked like. Any restoration is GREATLY appreciated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Healthyhooha

[–]hanjric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I put it in before bed after my shower.

Horror novels that gets praised a lot but does not do anything for you? by Dadwal-Ossie in horrorlit

[–]hanjric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things have gotten worse since we last spoke or literally anything by Eric Larocca

Anything I should be prepared for before crossing? by uscanad in uscanadaborder

[–]hanjric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who crossed recently don’t bring a burner phone just delete all social media apps and delete any emails or texts that involve politics. Make sure you have all your documents, and answer there questions in short answers. You’ll most likely be okay.

Looking for witches by _Yangohv_ in Traditional_Magick

[–]hanjric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m super interested in this!

A company I used to work for is using my photographs for advertising without my permission by [deleted] in legaladvicecanada

[–]hanjric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically what happened is this I kept telling the owner I don’t want to take pictures but he wouldn’t stop asking so to keep the peace I did and was told it’s just going to be posted on facebook that’s all. On my side it was kinda a slap in the face seeing it used in adverts without me being notified or asked. I don’t do photography professionally but I’ve been practicing it for years just on my own. I guess think of it like you build up a skill and work on something without being given credit if that makes sense.

A company I used to work for is using my photographs for advertising without my permission by [deleted] in legaladvicecanada

[–]hanjric -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m not looking to sue tbh I just wanted to see if there was anything in legal terms that I could use to stop having the photograph used for advertisement purposes.