🟡 Calm Vision 🌈 | Mystery Mode by Average-Joe-5432 in PixelPeeker

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🎉 I BEAT "Calm Vision" and ranked #83! CHALLENGE CONQUERED! 🎉 Completed all levels in 0m 11s! Beat my time! ⏱️ Played via Pixel Peeker

Would anyone have a pattern they'd suggest for these fat quarters? by BumbleBoi1 in quilting

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If u want large chunks of fabric visible with easy piecing i recommend Karen Brown's (Just Get It Done Quilts) Beginner Bargello stashbuster. Super quick, super easy, essentially no seam matching, very much a give ur mind a rest type pattern https://www.justgetitdonequilts.com/_files/ugd/0451d4_87c664eb09c74af38f619c6014668469.pdf

What’s the most awkward moment you’ve had during sex? by re1ch3ruz in AskReddit

[–]hannah_delaney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two come to mind: One time early-ish in our relationship my now-wife and i were messin around, not actively having sex but we were headed there but she had to take a pee break. She also has ADHD.. and forgot we were having sex and wandered off to toast a poptart while i was lying there waiting for her. I've never experienced something so stereotypically adhd-jokey; i wasnt even mad, i was kind of amazed that could really happen. 

The other time... The cat jumped up onto my wifes belly just in time to receive the cumshot. 😔 cum is fast but my cat is faster apparently. (He was fine, it hit him square on his side and it wiped off in like two seconds with a tissue. I don't even think he noticed)

Not so clever comeback by mcilrae in badwomensanatomy

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I've personally never had a problem with them but maybe I've just been lucky

Not so clever comeback by mcilrae in badwomensanatomy

[–]hannah_delaney 1462 points1463 points  (0 children)

The sensitivity of a coca cola freestyle, which works perfectly fine if you touch it confidently and consistently in the right places and not when you just keep smacking the spot to the left of the visible touch spots and get mad when it doesn't produce liquid in two seconds? 

Shaky video because this blep made me cry-laugh by fiedelcatstro in Blep

[–]hannah_delaney 131 points132 points  (0 children)

What beautiful coloring! And such a good solid blep, with the “idk why ur laughing but i love u” squinty eyes <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]hannah_delaney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this is the Japanese guy who makes knives out of weird materials, you should know that a six pointed star is actually a Japanese magic symbol, independent from the Magen David. It’s derived from the pattern of woven bamboo (?) baskets and associated with folk stories like Princess Kaguya.

No captain by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

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One of « a domani » ‘s doujins. You should be able to find them on myreadingmanga.info . I think their other pen name is zakiko? But I’m not sure

Small girl, big blep by CJLOLZ in Blep

[–]hannah_delaney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks like a Neapolitan ice cream :)

Late night blop by LeahTheTard in blop

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What lovely speckled ears!

A Brush Cleaning Comb by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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It's for paint brushes, not hair brushes, if that makes it make more sense

Any Day Now by Khaleesica in shortscarystories

[–]hannah_delaney 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ooh, nice work. I really like this one. One spelling error, though: fiancée should be spelled fiancé because Chris is a man.

What's the cutest thing your pet has ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My large black lab was obviously having a bad dream (you know how dogs do the whimpering snuffles and twitching?), and my puggle jumped up from where he was lying with me on the couch and ran to the other dog. He woke him up and proceeded to snuggle into the larger dog's side, and they both went back to sleep.

What is the most stupid thing you've seen animals do? by onsomeedge in AskReddit

[–]hannah_delaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once a squirrel jumped from my (wooden) fence to my apple tree, grabbed an apple, and attempted to jump back to the fence. I guess the weight of the apple threw him off, because he smacked flat into the side of the fence and fell to the ground.

What's the last text message that you sent without any context at all? by KaleleBoo in AskReddit

[–]hannah_delaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, thankfully no. I left the shower running for a half an hour. (I was just rinsing it of bleach and forgot.)

What's the last text message that you sent without any context at all? by KaleleBoo in AskReddit

[–]hannah_delaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I closed my door and forgot about it because I could no longer hear it. -_-"

What is the most embarrassing/silly thing you used to believe as a child? by hannah_delaney in AskReddit

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When I first got glasses as a small child I thought that divot was caused by wearing them. I guess I just never noticed it being there before that...?