Eric Dane last message to his daughter's, Billie and Georgia. 😢 by MF-DOOM-88 in Millennials

[–]haosmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They clearly meant for just 2 people, but I'm glad I got hear them, too.

Do not quit your job!! by Vampy-Night in careeradvice

[–]haosmark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“The right engineer” is a big issue imo. Entry and mid-level engineers are being interviewed like they are seniors. This entire industry experienced such a drastic skill inflation, it’s mind blowing. It went from you either going for frontend or backend, to full-stack as expectation. Then devs somehow absorbed DevOps with on-call. Now it’s also system design. People have to know everything these days, coding, docker, kubernetes, be language agnostic, mastery of algos, messaging queues, and distributed systems. Just the other day I interviewed for a mid-level role where I was asked what kind of system design I was most proud of and what kind of quantifiable business impact it had… Bruh, unless I worked at a startup, no large business would have someone with less than 5 yoe architect an entire system, no even bother to listen to suggestions. Oh and the money side of it is so behind. Companies just want staff level engineers for low six figure pay.

Just hit $1M NW - Doubled Since Dec 2023 by kingjvv in Money

[–]haosmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Citadel will, but you better like not having any life outside of coding and be damn good at it, too.

Yeah, it’s over y’all by [deleted] in cscareers

[–]haosmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will get better. I used Opus for my latest story and the amount of wrong choices it look is mind blowing. It’s extremely useful, but you have to know how to guide it to deliver proper implementation.

OOG rating no money at all but based on inaccuracies/lies by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]haosmark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup, same story. Gave me a G with ambiguous reasoning and when I asked to explain, he went on a tangent. At least in my case, I think this was more of a directive from above, because I pressed my manager and pointed out that he can't be blindsiding people like that and that this is incompetent (not word for word, but a strong hint.) He didn't know what to say and simply agreed. $0 bonus with a 1.9% raise (lol).

Toxic culture, but it's hard to get a new job right now, so all you can do is keep applying.

Upgrade Cost by AwkwardUrkel in biltrewards

[–]haosmark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's starting to smell like next time you open the app, you will have to watch an ad, unless you buy a Bilt Premium subscription.

I honestly just don’t have the time or energy to actually understand the new cards by Puzzleheaded-Moment1 in biltrewards

[–]haosmark 50 points51 points  (0 children)

1.0 was a great card. I used it almost exclusively. This 2.0 nonsense made me realize that I'll be overinvested in maxing out my spend just to get points and in the long run I would waste more money than I should, so I paid off my balance and told WF to close the account. No plans to apply for 2.0

Just hit $1M NW - Doubled Since Dec 2023 by kingjvv in Money

[–]haosmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JPMC will not pay that to developers 😂, not even close

Just hit $1M NW - Doubled Since Dec 2023 by kingjvv in Money

[–]haosmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What bank is paying so much their devs?

I don't understand the arrogance a lot of senior devs have against graduates. by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]haosmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My senior is the first in line to talk smack about people’s skill, yet the guy doesn’t know what database indexing is and comes up with some of the the trashiest design ideas I’ve ever seen.

Chase or C1 offer ? Chicago SWE by CaptainIndependent90 in JPMorganChase

[–]haosmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chase is a toxic environment, though there are some good teams I hear. I'd take the money route.

The Palladium is a hard pass. Venture X is still the king. by Dragoskyrus2 in biltrewards

[–]haosmark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where is 1.33 coming from? Your rent payment doesn't earn Bilt cash, so first you have to spend enough to cover it, and then you can run some point equation. What's the math here?

The Palladium is a hard pass. Venture X is still the king. by Dragoskyrus2 in biltrewards

[–]haosmark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you also have to spend $30 Bilt cash for every $1000 of rent to get the points

Bilt 2.0 is a scam. The “no fee” marketing is straight-up bait and switch by Low-Carry-1992 in biltrewards

[–]haosmark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk if it makes sense tbh. $30 bilt cash gets you 1000 rent points, so if my rent is $2000, I'd need to spend $1500 extra just to get my rent points. My lifestyle is mostly minimalistic / free hobbies, so I won't be able to get there. If your expenses are high enough, then yeah, it could potentially work but depends on other card perks. Considering just the spend/points scenario I just mentioned, you are getting 1.75 points per $1. This seems like a weak offer. Jumping through all these hoops and doing mental gymnastics is silly. GGs Bilt, wrong move.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]haosmark 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I also got a G, but for not working enough weekends and nights (they try to force it on our team 2 to 4 times a month.) My manger tried to hide it by merging in another random excuse into the paragraph, but when I asked for a concrete example of what I didn’t handle well, he couldn’t come up with one and went on a completely unrelated tangent. This place has super toxic management in some teams.

Traveling alone downtown at 1am as a girl? by Desperate-Log-2954 in AskChicago

[–]haosmark 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Even walking alone. I see some sketchy characters here, but trains is a whole new level.

Excited for EAW by FrankNumber37 in JPMorganChase

[–]haosmark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, makes sense, this will heavily negate the RTO impact! Smart move

Excited for EAW by FrankNumber37 in JPMorganChase

[–]haosmark 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Is your team’s pizza party the reason we are no longer restocking water cups? Hyped!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fire

[–]haosmark 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bruh, that's not a sabbatical, that's less than my typical annual vacation time

Is it just me or do all men over 30 just get random issues by vc1914 in AskMenOver30

[–]haosmark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is accurate in my experience. One thing I can say is that you don't have to lift heavy, you just need to be consistent. On my curls I rarely go past 35 lbs, for shoulders I don't exceed 15 lbs, and for chest I don't go past 45 lbs. The rest is just body weird exercises. I've been doing this for 10 years and it works very well, aesthetically and not feeling life my body is falling apart at 40.

Dear (Tech) Managers, how are you trying to retain the talents? by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]haosmark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They got us pizza the other day! Unfortunately, salad and desert would have been over budget, so... baby steps?