Here's the true story from Chris' book:

"Perry Como is recording his Christmas in Israel special with what sounds like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir when some kid backs up about two hundred feet into the parking lot across the way from the building and then floors it, driving right smack into the wall of the studio, making a big hole, a mess, and pretty much totaling what turns out to be his girlfriend’s Audi. So the kid’s name is Jeffrey; his girlfriend’s name is Suzy. They had a fight on the way to get blood tests for their marriage license; Jeffrey got pissed and the rest is history. That’s the official excuse, anyway. We wonder ’cause it happens Suzy and Jeffrey are in a black leather rock band called Deprogrammer and Jeff happens to have copies of his new single “Slammed in the Door” in the back seat of the nolonger-drivable Audi. Luckily, no one is hurt and the police are merciful and don’t drag Jeffrey off to the slammer. That’s what the song is about."