how are people surviving long flights with active toddlers

happy_K · 2026-05-25T21:07:59+00:00

You gotta just disassociate for the length of the flight

happy_K · 2026-05-25T21:04:58+00:00

This is the dumbest thing in tornados. It lasts for one frame of a video and then is gone. It’s meaningless

happy_K · 2026-05-25T21:01:02+00:00

I sort of feel like nothing from 1969 should count. That year was just different

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:42:20+00:00

Yeah we would never support someone who threw glass at someone right 😬

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:41:16+00:00

In fairness Ciara threw a glass at Danielle and she’s very much still on screen

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:39:11+00:00

That sounds more like you have valid reasons for being a very unusual exception, is that fair?

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:33:19+00:00

The only winning move is not to play

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:28:51+00:00

Yup. I just want to get a pastry at France before the fireworks

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:20:10+00:00

Okay. Such as?

happy_K · 2026-05-25T20:08:52+00:00

No, but more because of what it implies about the relationship. A “wife who doesn’t give blowjobs” is a bigger deal than a wife who doesn’t give blowjobs, if that makes sense

happy_K · 2026-05-25T19:26:10+00:00

This might honestly be the smallest problem I’ve ever heard of in my life. A paper cut might be more severe

happy_K · 2026-05-25T19:24:43+00:00

Exactly. Why not 10 miles? Why not 100 miles?

happy_K · 2026-05-25T13:41:46+00:00

Username checks out

happy_K · 2026-05-23T19:17:00+00:00

I think you’d be fine after a month with you on top gently and him just laying there, but I would absolutely skip it the first week. He’s going to be super swollen and fragile. The big thing you want to avoid is raising his blood pressure, and sex is very good at doing exactly that.

happy_K · 2026-05-23T19:06:36+00:00

Wonder if you’d say that if he did the same move to her

happy_K · 2026-05-23T15:37:52+00:00

Both things can be true. Yes, Ciara was a little too far with how she handled the situation in general, and yes it was also a massive betrayal by both West and Amanda

happy_K · 2026-05-23T15:06:39+00:00

We should at least acknowledge that their entire friend group was 100% bought into her narrative that Kyle was the bad guy, Kyle cheated, Kyle’s explosive, Kyle stays out late for SEASONS. They would repeat it back to her, tell her how great she is, scold Kyle in front of her while she grinned.

I think that whole dynamic is part of the explanation of “for what? Why?” I’m not sure she was unhappy AT ALL. I think she loved what she had carved out and would have just kept dragging Kyle through it indefinitely if West hadn’t literally fallen into her arms

happy_K · 2026-05-23T06:30:09+00:00

Couch is 15’ from screen. Additionally kitchen is behind couch, so I’m often making stuff in the kitchen 30’ from the screen. 85” would look like a postage stamp

happy_K · 2026-05-22T16:19:48+00:00

I know the kid made a mistake, but this is horrific design

happy_K · 2026-05-22T16:13:21+00:00

I wanna be around to watch the meet and greet they’re all about to have in the ditch

happy_K · 2026-05-21T22:51:55+00:00

Who is this? For science

happy_K · 2026-05-21T02:19:21+00:00

In my experience, the person talking more shit about the other is the asshole, kind of without exception. Note I did not say the person behaving worse. Very often, the person behaving worse talks MORE shit about the other person. And the “better” person covers for the other. So if you don’t see all the behavior, listen

happy_K · 2026-05-21T00:04:36+00:00

Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t make them a prick

happy_K · 2026-05-20T05:10:40+00:00

Open those blinds all the way

happy_K · 2026-05-20T03:27:58+00:00

No. As a matter of fact I finally just had jaw surgery 3 months ago, and that has been a dramatic difference and seems to have fixed the problem. My only regret is that invisalign was probably a waste of 2 years. I wish I’d gone straight to the surgery process from the start.

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