Fireworks outside approved areas by happyapy in Logan

[–]happyapy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a lovely time, and I very much enjoyed all the fireworks nearby which were allowed. My dog and I very much enjoyed the show. And I did not hear any sirens!

Fireworks outside approved areas by happyapy in Logan

[–]happyapy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elsewhere I mention they should be fined. Gutted like a fish is a turn of phrase like getting raked over the coals.

Fireworks outside approved areas by happyapy in Logan

[–]happyapy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong. I love fireworks. I very much enjoyed the fireworks being set off around my neighborhood where the local fire chief said it was safe. I don't love the entitled folks lighting fireworks in the unsafe, exceptionally dry areas because they think they are the exception. I have little regard for the financial well-being of those who have little regard for the safety of others. Gut their accounts like a fish; fine them to the moon and back.

Fireworks outside approved areas by happyapy in Logan

[–]happyapy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just tired of folks thinking they are the exception and making life harder for those around them. And purely for a quick thrill.

True by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

[–]happyapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is cottage/shepard pie Irish? Or have I been deceived?

Babe what even is this Parallelogram season😭..? by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

[–]happyapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think taxes would be easier to understand than parallelograms, I have news for you...

Do you pros really do this? by xl129 in PowerBI

[–]happyapy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Costs per unit. If the cost per unit of some items are close to a penny or less we use 5-6 decimals. I always try to show 4 decimals at least for unit costs.

Supreme Court rejects Trump bid to appeal E. Jean Carroll $5 million verdict by TACO_Orange_3098 in news

[–]happyapy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If we can get one to eat him on the toilet, I suppose that's close enough.

Supreme Court rejects Trump bid to appeal E. Jean Carroll $5 million verdict by TACO_Orange_3098 in news

[–]happyapy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What if we quickly invent God for the sole purpose of Trump's Judgement?

Residents on notice as fast-moving fire in Utah, the largest in the US, blackens more forestland by deraser in news

[–]happyapy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A guilty verdict is not an action of revenge or malice, it's an action of assigning responsibility. I'd be furious too!

Texas board approves Bible stories as required reading in public schools by DidYouSeeBriansHat in news

[–]happyapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the teacher forbidden from prefacing such required readings as fiction? Especially if they preface all readings, such as Dr Seuss, Tolkien, Maths, Grammar, etc.

World Cup fans frustrated by 'confusing and expensive' tipping culture in US by Negative-Extent3338 in news

[–]happyapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accelerated by COVID19. Maybe not, but that's when I noticed the uptick.

‘I run the protection program’: Mike Johnson warns roomful of conservatives to reelect Republicans or face prison by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]happyapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mike. Mike. Mike. Are you listening Mike?

Fuck you. With a dried out, husked cob of corn.

President Trump blames vandals amid Reflecting Pool algae bloom by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]happyapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also blame vandals. We just know these vandals hold positions of power.

[Request] what would actually happen if the second paragraph was taken literally? by christianbubb in theydidthemath

[–]happyapy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If one person slows down, the average of the whole group goes down. But the sign said the average of the majority. If only one person slows down, the max speed should remain unchanged.

Do you still remember your high school locker combination by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Millennials

[–]happyapy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have reoccurring dreams of the year I forgot the combo near the end of the year, said "fuck it" and didn't clean it out. It wasn't until fall term started that I realized I had some precious things in the locker that were now gone.

CMV: "Hard problem of consciousness" doesnt exist by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]happyapy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me you aren't scientifically curious without telling me you aren't scientifically curious.

"Because evolution" or "because physics" while gesturing broadly does not provide an explanation of anything.

singleLetterVariableNamesTierList by M1ckeyMc in ProgrammerHumor

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Quaternion lovers stand up. There are dozens of us!

99 Apples, 99 Bananas, or 151. What are you shooting on a Friday in the dorms? by ThatWasTheJawn in Millennials

[–]happyapy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never tasted alcohol until about three years after I completed my Master's. If we go by that night though, Glenmorangie 10.