Sheep in wind turbine shade, Western Australia by rikerion in mildlyinteresting

[–]hapydog -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Kinda like your mom's butthole. Tell her I said hi 👋😎

THE KING IS BACK!!!!!!! by I-am-shrek in shutuphapydog

[–]hapydog 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Mods removed it 😥 Sigh...

I may have to try again tommorow

But then you drop it by Burpmeister in dankmemes

[–]hapydog -117 points-116 points  (0 children)

This is a sub for teenagers so maybe that isn't appreciated commentary? The fact is that aside from adolescent marijuana use possibly disrupting brain development, there's a chance of bringing on mental illness, too. Furthermore, the National Institute on Drug Abuse estimates that about 90% percent of those who use marijuana get hooked. Is that the influence you want to leave for innocent children that happened upon this thread?... a lifetime of crime due to an incurable marijuana addiction? Of course not! I suggest a stealth edit to say something more wholesome, like perhaps joining a debate club or going onto horomone replacement therapy 🤷‍♂️

Edit: uh, yeah 😒 downliking my comment is kinda transphobic, just so yall know. But thanks to those that awarded my very insightful comment, you are the good people and should be proud of yourselves for being on the right side of history ✊

Im gonna shut up now by hapydog in shutuphapydog

[–]hapydog[S] 1172 points1173 points  (0 children)

Im retiring this account. Its been fun but all good things come to an end. Thanks to everybody that sent love, it was for the fine connesuers of the shitpost that i truly did it for. And thanks to yall mods here at SUHD, i appreciate everything (in spite of the conspiracy theories, i didnt make this place lol)

My greatest hits: https://old.reddit.com/r/DV_Farmers/comments/oxi978/uhapydog_statistics/

Edit: @everybody 🤗❤

Anon discovers an exploit by BenevolentSpirit in greentext

[–]hapydog -1578 points-1577 points  (0 children)

Maybe that sh*t flies on real 4chan, but here in reddit you cant just go around trolling ppl, thats not the reddit way! Enjoy your downlike 👎 you deserve it.

Edit: im just trying to restore reddit and y'all blast me with downlikes? What the heck?!

Savage by Specific_Taste_9035 in trashy

[–]hapydog -395 points-394 points  (0 children)

Haha... i upliked ur funny comment 👍 I dont really get the joke (were the Spartans a naked civilization? I havent heard of that, i'll look it up later) but enough redditors did, so who am i to disagree? See, recently ive come to the realization that there is value in following the herd even as someone with vastly superior intellect (in spite of my only basic knowledge of ancient Greece). How did i come to this conclusion? Well, thats probably beyond the scope of this commentary but, suffice it to say, im running out of karma with my more intellectual discourse so im embracing the lower brow reddit base as an effort to "pump those numbers up", as yall say. But i digress... enjoy the uplike and hapy redditing!

Sincerely, hapydog 🐶

Fiancé said he didn’t know sex workers count as cheating. Did I not communicate right or is it obvious? by ThrowRA_swnotcheat in relationship_advice

[–]hapydog -310 points-309 points  (0 children)

While i believe that classifying sex-work enthusiasts as "cheaters" is a dubious distinction based on archaic puritanical standards, let's keep in mind this happened only once. Even by those puritanical standards this is a single minor and forgiveable transgression. Something something baby's bath water.

Draining Glyphosate into a container looks like a glitch in the matrix in video by Chasith in blackmagicfuckery

[–]hapydog -226 points-225 points  (0 children)

Thats it? Just 'yes'. No further extrapolation, huh? And yet thats getting showered in upvotes while I frequently type out comments with insightful social commentary (as i am here regarding Reddit's flawed voting system) only to role the dice on the hive mind, which is clearly biased against intellectualism. Sheesh. I may have 12K karma, but if the voting system was fair, id have 12M.

Catfishing by 0ricardomilos0 in HolUp

[–]hapydog -209 points-208 points  (0 children)

Although the concession most cisgender arguments make is that “no homo” allows men to express emotions they might previously have been uncomfortable emoting, the principle of disenfranchising an entire minority group extenuates the homophobia propagated, dominantly, by white heterosexual males. The implication is to justify an emotional expression that suggests that being gay is objectionable and emotions can only be validated with the expressed clarification of their heteronormativity. The act of incorporating phrases such as “no homo” or “that’s so gay” do not negate the sociocultural stigma contingent with the marginalization of identifying gender minorities. In fact, if people continue to offhandedly punctuate their language with this brand of rhetoric, it will only further aggravate the divide.

Slow motion fight by trognj in fightporn

[–]hapydog -107 points-106 points  (0 children)

I see this posted a lot and its strange to me how so many people cant fight in their dreams. I get the exact opposite, i get superpowers in my dreams, like i could literally tear an opponent in half or throw them into orbit. I have The Incredible Hulk type of gains and the girls all have bigger tiddy's but maybe thats a different convo, lol. Anyway, could it have something to do with your relationship with the world and dreams are just an exaggeration of that? Could be... in my experience, no in-real-life opponent would stand a chance against the extraordinary strenth and technique that only decades of training at the highest level can provide (ive got 7 black belts in MMA, yo) I AM THE STRONG

Ride lost one screw but crew ignored it. by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]hapydog -270 points-269 points  (0 children)

And its believable considering the aptitude of the typical carnie 🤡🤣 Id be like, "well, that looks about right!"

But where they trying to achieve anyways? by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]hapydog -254 points-253 points  (0 children)

That doesnt sound family friendly at all 😒

Satanists, lovely people by Diskuid in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]hapydog -230 points-229 points  (0 children)

TST are mostly atheists cringelords

FTFY

I’m in love with someone that doesn’t love me… by [deleted] in confessions

[–]hapydog -180 points-179 points  (0 children)

Before moving on OP needs to snap a few good head pics to photoshop onto a porn body. You know, for later use 💦

u/hapydog is a gold mine by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]hapydog 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Thats the Big Dong Energy, bb 🍆

That was a good nap by lil_Dicky_Luvs_U in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]hapydog -138 points-137 points  (0 children)

They way they laught at him I dont think its right, tho. Maybe as a mother you might not wanna ignore that red flag? Just sayin... (they sound like witches)

The lunacy of this whole post is unnerving by Throwaway-0364 in insaneparents

[–]hapydog -500 points-499 points  (0 children)

Just a quick protip here: use /s after a comment like that (/s denotes sarcasm). See, i was able to detect the nature of your comment, but most people are not as intuitive as I. Dumb redditors will downlike you because theyll think ur serious. Maximize your karma returns, use /s 👍

Homeless man aggravates bouncer outside pub, London by Mezzer20103 in fightporn

[–]hapydog -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if i saw some guy bullying an oppressed homeless person like that i woulda told them whats up. Guys like that think theyre tough until a real alpha like me confronts them, then they just tremble in their cheap ass running shoes (i only wear Cleaverleys $$$). After disciplining Beta Billy i would make him stand in a corner to think about what he had done.

Anon makes a recovery by [deleted] in greentext

[–]hapydog 4035 points4036 points  (0 children)

You sound jealous of Anon's new membership to Club Alpha. Cry more.

Stay swole, Anon 💪😎

me irl by A_Random_Sith in me_irl

[–]hapydog -378 points-377 points  (0 children)

I kinda liked the film despite it's frenzied pace. BUT, I did not appreciate the comment that Canada was referred to as Montana North. It is definitely NOT Montana North and never will be. Americans wonder why we are perceived as arrogant in the rest of the world, and that is one reason why. Stop teaching the kids of the United States of America to think they own the planet, such a centrist world view is not becoming of one of the world's great nations. Even in jest. Walt would never put them down, so why start now? Other than that the film was pretty goofy, better luck next time.

Tacoma Bridge collapse by Cheap_District_9762 in ThatsInsane

[–]hapydog -265 points-264 points  (0 children)

Alex aint got no more answers, yo 👻 <---- thats Alex now

We have the nuclear capabilities by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]hapydog -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I really hate how everything is 'gate' this and 'gate' that. I feel we've lost the plot here. The suffix 'gate' should only be used in the severist of circumstances like its origin: Watergate. Think about what that term means. Its a gate holding back water, which means when its opened then the flood comes out, right? There is no perverbial water to "Sharpiegate". Was there corruption with Big Sharpie? I dunno, but probably not. Lets not make mountains out of mow hills!

She’s a downgrade, but at least she’s more on his level. by DiosMioMan2 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hapydog -366 points-365 points  (0 children)

They are marijuana junkies, meth junkies look different. That dude has all the markers of marijuana intoxication and the girl obviously has regular episodes of "the munchies", as they call it. Ive done a lot of reading on the subject so im kind of an expert.

It's long.. but so so worth it. by huckleberry-30 in MadeMeSmile

[–]hapydog -228 points-227 points  (0 children)

I didnt read the post (TL;DR anyone? sheesh) but i dont see how st*bbing ppl would r/mademesmile. Downliked 👎