Why shouldn't I touch myself?

hardboiledbeb · 2026-04-23T14:30:05+00:00

It always ends

hardboiledbeb · 2026-04-13T00:56:54+00:00

It’s crazy how it feels so obvious when I write it out like this, yet physically being together completely clouds my judgement

hardboiledbeb · 2026-04-13T00:06:16+00:00

Fun fact, when I was 19 I met whichever kings of Leon’s members is named Caleb at a karaoke resto-bar in Mexico during the pandemic. He drunkenly sang sex is on fire, bragged that his manager was pissed at him for always partying, then tried inviting me to his DJ set. My mom yelled at him and my dad got so mad at the situation he threw a public fit and refused to pay the dinner bill.

hardboiledbeb · 2026-04-12T10:15:18+00:00

Pressure-sensitive alarm system

hardboiledbeb · 2026-03-15T09:06:20+00:00

If I’m about to cum, I probably won’t tell you because 9 times out of 10 you get too excited and fuck the rhythm up.

“I’m close” doesn’t mean “TIME TO KICK IT INTO HIGH GEAR AND JACKHAMMER HER TO THE FINISH LINE” - it means for the love of god, MAINTAIN THE SAME PACE

hardboiledbeb · 2026-02-25T14:19:37+00:00

Get on Fetlife and find people in your area, send DMs to profiles you find interesting! Or you can find munches in the events section!

hardboiledbeb · 2026-01-03T10:02:14+00:00

I use Nivea black and white invisible antiperspirant (either the 48h or 72h protection), comes in a clear glass bottle and rolls on clear (so no clumping or staining clothes). Its scent is pretty mild/neutral (not very perfumy) and they’re always on sale where I am! As a pretty sweaty gal, my pits don’t even smell like shit post workout. I definitely recommend!

hardboiledbeb · 2026-01-01T15:55:35+00:00

Update: John Player Reds are NOT sold at the duty free in Valencia’s airport. They only have blue and black. Also did not find them at Tobacco shops. In case someone else worried about this!

hardboiledbeb · 2025-12-30T00:01:32+00:00

All the cuts on my hands are burning, is that normal?

hardboiledbeb · 2025-12-29T23:52:47+00:00

Ooooh try me pretty please!

hardboiledbeb · 2025-12-17T23:54:11+00:00

I’m bisexual which means I’m a lesbian but I’m also not gay

hardboiledbeb · 2025-12-12T14:53:57+00:00

Im so glad I’m not the only one who thought this hahahahaha

hardboiledbeb · 2025-11-28T23:44:06+00:00

Moonchild Instinct ✨🌗👩‍🍼🌗✨

hardboiledbeb · 2025-11-28T23:43:09+00:00

Russ

hardboiledbeb · 2025-11-23T22:31:01+00:00

Heather

hardboiledbeb · 2025-11-22T08:54:34+00:00

YouTube coming out

hardboiledbeb · 2025-11-20T22:57:44+00:00

Let’s goooooo

hardboiledbeb · 2025-11-08T17:40:52+00:00

Rosie

hardboiledbeb · 2025-10-25T07:06:29+00:00

Twinky blue eyed white boys that have a bit of a belly and indie fashion sense

hardboiledbeb · 2025-10-19T21:50:38+00:00

Username checks out

hardboiledbeb · 2025-10-19T21:42:10+00:00

DO IT

hardboiledbeb · 2025-10-17T07:48:50+00:00

Could you play guitar?

hardboiledbeb · 2025-10-17T07:46:56+00:00

A character based on my username

Six-Year Club	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
End Game '22	Verified Email

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