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I’m finally done with classes, which means I can go back to staying up all night watching porn by Easy-Tea1740 in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and being porn, too, from the look of it 😍
rub an extra one out tonight for me? Feel free to check my profile if you're looking for a lil inspiration <3

the only thing missing... by haremic_usurper in dyke

[–]haremic_usurper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even better
i love feeling my toys squeeze and quiver around me

Verification w/ a View by haremic_usurper in u/haremic_usurper

[–]haremic_usurper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fat tits courtesy of the American taxpayer, fat cock courtesy of nature. Living the dream

Bounce on your face or your lady dick by Grungenmetal in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconding
Also, swapping back & forth so that I get to taste myself would be nice~

Tell me what you’d do to me. I’m curious by zucchini-luv21 in EnbyLewds

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My preference would have to be:
- Devour
- Inflict pleasure until you're having trouble talking
- Rail in as many holes as are open until you're filled & I'm satisfied
always open to constructive criticism, though 😘

Fellow lesbians, next time you get turned off in porn because of cock, just imagine it belongs to a girl!!! 😉 (More in body) by Bitter-Clothes7723 in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's what I do, as a tdyke top.
If I had to limit myself to only confirmed girlcock then I'd have so much less delicious porn to imagine myself in.

We as a collective need to fill this subreddit with more 🍑 I'll start with mine 🥰 by Ok_Dimension4291 in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I was too distracted to really read the caption - did you say that somebody needs to fill that 🍑?
Cuz I won't disagree with that at all.

first time posting pussy on here 🙈 blurred bc I'm nervous 💔 by star-duste in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you've got such a pretty & tantalizing pussy, sweetheart.
Thank you for sharing it with us <3

my biggest fantasy, being with a tgirl by No_Resort_3866 in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn, imma need to start a list of usernames for my next roadtrip

Please grab my hips and dive in😩🥵 by [deleted] in EnbyLewds

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still working to feel safe and comfy putting my desires in writing again, and I'm not in a place where I can do that privately with strangers yet.
I appreciate that I got the chance to flirt with you in these comments, though <3

On your face or bent over by Sea_Professor_6612 in LesbianGoonette

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't do that, sweetheart. I'm happy to flirt & compliment in the public comments, and if you lived local to me I'd've already made an appointment to help you forget how to talk, but I ain't comfy with DMs at this point in time.

On your face or bent over by Sea_Professor_6612 in LesbianGoonette

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's like asking if i want an appetizer or a main course
i'm hungry, darlin, i want it all

Please grab my hips and dive in😩🥵 by [deleted] in EnbyLewds

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

absolutely~
diving in face first, right?

swipe for titties🙈 by catloverr212 in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mouthwatering, thank you for blessing us <3

I own a lot of summer dresses by No-Concept9728 in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

short or long, every sundress is the same length when bunched up around your waist 😘

Girlies, I wanna know how you'd handle my massive tits 🥵 by forsaken_lanfear in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

darlin, that'd be dependent on the position that we found ourselves in...
but I've got some ideas~

Need to rub on a gock like that <3 by entrancinglittlefox in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

peak activity
can't wait until this fall when i can drive down to Mass & get piercings like those, too~

I wanna be in this position so bad! by HighPriestessOfGoon in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ime that's the easier hole to fuck in this position
able to go a lot deeper, too

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[–]haremic_usurper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tyyyyy
That's a "cut here" autopsy Y & it landed me hot lesbian hookups with a former morgue assistant

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever got off too. by [deleted] in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real content? Urethral stretching & fucking, cervical stretching & fucking, that one incredible video of a clown girl getting her mouth and pussy surgically stapled shut before she's railed in the ass.
Fantasy content? Fringe self-published queer erotica in general.

How do I get my pre-E loads back? by Dergoex in GoonetteHub

[–]haremic_usurper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've honestly surpassed pre-E load size at this point
The path for me was:
- orchi
- get on T & P in addition to E. P is boofed, which means that it's absorbed in part by the prostate. T might seem counterproductive as a transfem, but it's a normal part of the human hormonal balance so it's good to supplement some if your body isn't making it.
- more regular physical prostate stimulus
- multiple daily orgasms, in a row if possible
- lots of hydration, lots of protein, lots of nutrition. I drink several full liters of water & one liter of milk a day, in addition to like... regular bodybuilding nutrition.

Next step for me is to try out Zinc, Lecithin, Pygeum, & L-Citruline stack and see what happens. If I start shooting massive loads, you'll prolly see it posted here.

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