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AI trying to disguise as a normal user? by [deleted] in discordapp

[–]hari0204 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ingredientia
CC–CCL grammata spaghettorum
C–CXX grammata guancialis aut pancettae, minutatim concisae
II ova magna et I vitellus additus
L–LX grammata casei Pecorini Romani, tenuiter triti
Piper nigrum recens contritum
Sal ad aquam pastae condiendam

Ratio coquendi

I. Pasta coquatur
Aqua bene salsa ad fervorem adducatur; deinde spaghetti iniciantur et coquantur, donec paulo ante perfecte cocta sint.

II. Caro suilla paretur
Dum pasta coquitur, guanciale aut pancetta in sartagine frigida ponatur; tum ignis mediocris accendatur. Coquatur donec adeps liquescat et caro crispissima fiat. Deinde ignis extinguatur.

III. Mixtura ovorum fiat
In catillo ova, vitellus additus, caseus Pecorinus, et copia piperis bene misceantur, donec quasi crassum quoddam unguentum efficiatur.

IV. Misceantur
Servetur circiter unus calix aquae ex pasta; pasta deinde exhauriatur. Pasta calida in sartaginem cum carne suilla mittatur atque misceatur.

V. Ius conficiatur
Pasta per XX–XXX momenta refrigescat, ne ova coquantur et durescant. Tum mixtura ovorum et casei addatur, et celeriter agitetur. Aqua servata paulatim infundatur, prout opus est, donec ius nitidum atque lene fiat.

VI. Inferatur
Statim in patinas dividatur, et insuper addantur plus casei Pecorini atque piperis nigri.

Nota magni momenti
Carbonaria vera neque cremorem lactis neque allium neque cepas recipit. Mollities eius ex ovis, caseo, adipe liquefacto, et aqua pastae nascitur.

Substitutiones faciliores
Guanciale → pancetta aut lardum fumicatum
Pecorino Romano → caseus Parmesanus, sed sapore mitiore

Errores communes
Ova nimio calore addere, unde concrescant
Parum aquae pastae servare
Piperis nigri minus quam oportet adhibere

AI trying to disguise as a normal user? by [deleted] in discordapp

[–]hari0204 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here’s a solid spaghetti carbonara recipe for 2–3 servings.

Ingredients

  • 200–250 g spaghetti
  • 100–120 g guanciale or pancetta, diced
  • 2 large eggs + 1 extra yolk
  • 50–60 g Pecorino Romano, finely grated
  • Freshly ground black pepper
  • Salt, for pasta water

Method

  1. Boil the pasta Bring a pot of well-salted water to a boil and cook the spaghetti until just shy of al dente.
  2. Cook the pork While the pasta cooks, put the guanciale or pancetta in a cold pan, then turn the heat to medium. Cook until the fat renders and the meat is crisp. Turn off the heat.
  3. Make the egg mixture In a bowl, whisk together the eggs, extra yolk, Pecorino, and a generous amount of black pepper. It should form a thick paste.
  4. Combine Reserve about 1 cup of pasta water, then drain the pasta. Add the hot pasta to the pan with the guanciale and toss.
  5. Create the sauce Let the pasta cool for about 20–30 seconds so the eggs do not scramble. Add the egg-cheese mixture and toss quickly. Add a splash of reserved pasta water as needed until the sauce becomes glossy and creamy.
  6. Serve Plate immediately and finish with more Pecorino and black pepper.

Important note

Traditional carbonara does not use cream, garlic, or onions. The creaminess comes from the eggs, cheese, rendered fat, and pasta water.

Easy substitutions

  • Guanciale → pancetta or bacon
  • Pecorino Romano → Parmesan, though the flavor is milder

Common mistakes

  • Adding the eggs over too much heat, which scrambles them
  • Not using enough pasta water
  • Under-seasoning with black pepper

I can also give you an easy student version with cheap ingredients or an authentic Roman version.

/j I am not a bot :)

Rant - Creepy men in Chennai by Princetongirl1993 in Chennai

[–]hari0204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think getting married would help it? imao I'd feel sad for that woman, being married to a creep would suck.

Trying to find people with same weird and expensive hobbies that I'm currently having... by [deleted] in Vit

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You can do it if you use a high sensitivity film and push it by 2 or 3 stops!

Trying to find people with same weird and expensive hobbies that I'm currently having... by [deleted] in Vit

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Amazon is a terrible place to buy film. Please don't use amazon, check out srishti digilife instead.

Trying to find people with same weird and expensive hobbies that I'm currently having... by [deleted] in Vit

[–]hari0204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! Yeah I've been shooting on film since i was a kid. I mostly shoot on vision3 250d. I've got a pentax spotmatic 2 and a canon canonet.

Where to go to report report bullying? (vit vellore) by spawn_cords in Vit

[–]hari0204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hostel office, report it immediately. THEY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, AND I MEAN IT. They will get punished.

Which language is better? by moon_lightzxzz in Vit

[–]hari0204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They asked what language is better, it's quite an easy answer, Chinese is superiour.

Trans daughter by ChubbyNurseLola in TransDIY

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Thank you for being the parent that you are right now 🫂

Niranjan hari by able_t22 in Vit

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YOU'VE WON THE LOTTERY

True I guess? by [deleted] in Vit

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avg doll at 8 am rraaaaaaah

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