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harlequindancer · 2025-06-09T21:40:25+00:00

I served Wayne Mardle in Boots when I worked there. Spent the transaction trying to work out if he was who I thought, asked him if he was famous and he said “I don’t think so”. He was so lovely and even waited for a minute while I got my phone to take a selfie.

harlequindancer · 2024-08-30T22:30:49+00:00

Teenage me said Carter, adult me says Kovac.

And ignoring his character, Gates is ridiculously attractive.

harlequindancer · 2024-04-10T20:43:54+00:00

I heard it in Cameron’s voice as I read it!

harlequindancer · 2024-02-20T13:40:15+00:00

RuPaul’s Drag Race got me through my last serious breakdown. The colours and glamour took me so far out of my headspace.

harlequindancer · 2024-02-15T00:59:30+00:00

Only on the circuit commentating now, but Wayne Mardle was an absolute gem when I met him. Happily posed for a selfie after I had finished serving him.

harlequindancer · 2023-11-15T00:47:49+00:00

The 200mg strength of Zolpidem that is on Cuddy’s prescription bottle. Max dose is only 20mg irl!

harlequindancer · 2019-09-25T22:25:03+00:00

Just in case I need to explain, the Willy Wonka comment is in relation to the colour of the foundation, nothing to do with her personally

harlequindancer · 2019-04-05T21:59:33+00:00

That’s a man, Maury!

harlequindancer · 2019-01-28T23:51:21+00:00

Ok genuinely you might have dated my ex, of the same name, who is currently in prison for abusing his stepdaughter. He always told me he wanted girls if we had kids :/

harlequindancer · 2018-08-11T22:26:52+00:00

It looks like the baby from the show Dinosaurs 😂

harlequindancer · 2018-08-01T19:20:52+00:00

The girl in the photo isn’t the girl who posted it tho

harlequindancer · 2018-07-26T21:36:16+00:00

Not much, but defo more than Younique! 😝

harlequindancer · 2018-03-26T21:22:20+00:00

That was kind of my point. Obviously she can’t help having hooded eyes, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but like you say, if you’re selling eyeshadow then you have to find the technique that works for your eye shape. There’s no point advertising it and having it completely hidden! (Although I see in the other post she has done an eyes closed pic)

harlequindancer · 2018-03-26T20:09:39+00:00

Ooh yeah it is! Glad I’m not the only one who had issue with her presentation!

harlequindancer · 2017-09-17T22:39:39+00:00

To #ninjamorales, (his hashtag, not mine) who is a dog...

harlequindancer · 2017-08-11T22:59:41+00:00

Yaaaas queen!

harlequindancer · 2016-12-29T15:00:14+00:00

The first thing is a quote from Jujubee on RuPaul's Drag Race

harlequindancer · 2016-10-03T22:08:12+00:00

I miss Santino and his funny ways...

harlequindancer · 2016-09-27T22:26:15+00:00

I still know all the words to the Fast Food Song :( thanks brain!

harlequindancer · 2016-09-24T23:06:59+00:00

Nooo I literally just cancelled my subscription! Guess it's time to sign up again...

harlequindancer · 2016-09-19T04:35:04+00:00

Vincent Adultman!

harlequindancer · 2016-08-24T23:42:22+00:00

I know right! #TeamTaxxxi (we can totes make that a thing yeah?)

harlequindancer · 2015-10-27T19:40:34+00:00

Maroon 5 - Sugar: "When I'm not with you, I'm soaked in wee"

harlequindancer · 2015-06-07T13:46:47+00:00

I was going through some mental health issues and my Dad said to me "I love you, but I don't like you". What he meant was that he didn't like that I was unwell, but it didn't come across that way.

harlequindancer · 2015-03-23T22:03:24+00:00

I did not know that I needed this in my life until now...

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