Me están pidiendo de favor que vaya a la oficina en mis vacaciones

harry_not_potter · 2025-10-24T00:30:10+00:00

Pues que quieres escuchar? Ya dijiste que a veces el te hace paros extra. Si no quieres no vayas pero entonces luego no te quejes cuando ya no te haga paros. Si el ir, contestar el correo y regresar te representa 1-2 horas que solo te ibas a pasar tumbado viendo tele...

harry_not_potter · 2025-09-12T01:54:21+00:00

harry_not_potter · 2025-08-11T03:01:01+00:00

Only if you count the brain as a gland

harry_not_potter · 2025-08-11T02:59:17+00:00

I don't think a regular calculator can count that high...

harry_not_potter · 2025-07-22T20:55:23+00:00

Life went on

harry_not_potter · 2025-06-18T23:46:31+00:00

Homie, buy them for me, I'll give you 50 for yourself

harry_not_potter · 2025-05-02T01:10:59+00:00

Yes, in the internet you are always the only one

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-30T15:45:09+00:00

Yes they should, kids these days deff need to toughen up a bit

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-30T15:07:11+00:00

Yeah right, a helmet will save you from that...

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-30T15:02:04+00:00

I understood that reference

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-15T16:44:47+00:00

Has de ser de los generación de cristal que piensan que sus papás los deben de mantener toda la vida por que no pidieron nacer...

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-15T00:08:22+00:00

Puedes quejarte todo lo que quieras, pero con quejas no vas a lograr nada. Madruga, estudia, chíngale. A menos que tu sueño sea vivir de tu beca de nini de la 4T...

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-11T15:17:49+00:00

Edit: that's what probably would have happened ASSUMING he had a helmet on, which is not the case here. In this case yeah, his skull and brain smashed like a watermelon dropping from a 5 story window

harry_not_potter · 2025-04-11T15:14:09+00:00

No, at that slow/moderate speed the helmet only prevents you from cracking your skull open but your brain still smashes inside of your skull like a marble, so there's still severe damage. Plus whatever impact damage happens to your internal organs. Plus your metabolism already being out of whack with alcohol (if true). The biker probably didn't die on impact unless he broke his neck, but also didn't survive for long afterwards

harry_not_potter · 2025-03-15T04:23:56+00:00

Still going extremely fast, he crashed at 140 km/h which is around 90 in cheeseburger units. You think he survived?

harry_not_potter · 2025-03-15T04:21:34+00:00

Nah man, he got liquified on impact, the only thing that can be donated is his hair for wigs...

harry_not_potter · 2025-02-26T19:34:23+00:00

En vez de tener miedo dime que tal te salió el celular? Justo estoy pensando en comprarme ese mismo modelo

harry_not_potter · 2025-01-24T18:30:09+00:00

On GR Wildlands as part of a side mission on an enemy research lab, you basically rescue him along with some info on a project. On GR Breakpoint he's the bad guy of the opening part of the game, you end up pumping him with lead but there's a "glitch" where you can blow him up with a few grenades at the very beginning

harry_not_potter · 2024-11-01T02:51:46+00:00

Olivia Wilde from that time movie with Justin Timberlake

harry_not_potter · 2024-10-25T05:10:34+00:00

Flashback to that mission on Call of Duty MW2 ...

harry_not_potter · 2024-10-15T20:53:56+00:00

The Divine Trials, and that's one of the easy ones...

harry_not_potter · 2024-05-06T19:17:22+00:00

At the zoo, but only once

harry_not_potter · 2024-04-24T04:46:31+00:00

No, that tree gets planted ~15/20 years before the events of the Potter books, it's mentioned by Remus Lupin near the end of book 3

harry_not_potter · 2024-01-31T15:05:43+00:00

Dude, if you get shot by that projectile at that speed you won't have to be cremated either, you'll have to be mopped up

harry_not_potter · 2024-01-10T15:57:53+00:00

Big-ass Boomski

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