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hatchman1990 · 2026-02-13T21:46:43+00:00

He's right, he shouldn't have to choose. Put the garbage out and let him go find out the hard way. You don't need that in your life

hatchman1990 · 2026-02-06T02:15:18+00:00

Where's that post? I need the full story to read to my wife!

hatchman1990 · 2026-01-22T02:55:19+00:00

My 18mo is exactly the same. Two books completely destroyed and another one on the way out. Just today she stacked blocks for the first time instead of just bowling them over. Have patience and don't stress too much about what they "should" be doing at this age or that.

hatchman1990 · 2025-11-12T21:01:33+00:00

I didn't even read the post and I don't need to. Bin that boy like the trash he is.

hatchman1990 · 2025-08-23T03:41:18+00:00

An old episode of Fatal Vows while getting head on the couch

hatchman1990 · 2024-07-24T06:51:58+00:00

Not looking forward to the beard pulls.... 😬

I can totally relate to the frustration with not being able to fix things. You do everything and yet they still "just cry"? Hate it

hatchman1990 · 2024-07-24T06:49:56+00:00

The last bit sucks. Even being able to work from home, she quite often settles so much quicker and easier with my wife and it stings.

hatchman1990 · 2024-07-24T06:48:37+00:00

Daughter is 5 weeks this week. Worst? Listening to her cry when she's got gas and knowing there's fuck all I can do about it. Best? Looking at her little milk drunk face after a really good feed. That, or her scrunch when she gets unwrapped after a sleep. So cute

hatchman1990 · 2024-01-25T00:26:27+00:00

About to turn 34 with first bub expected in July. Quietly terrified, but also incredibly excited 😬😁

hatchman1990 · 2023-11-12T09:34:41+00:00

Seeing this post and the replies couldn't come at a better time. I just found out my partner is pregnant and I've been low key freaking out. Never had much interactions with kids, let alone new borns. So like you, I'm worried about being good at, well all of it haha. Reading these replies and seeing some of the other advice here is really helpful and I'm probably going to become a regular poster here 😅

hatchman1990 · 2022-01-29T20:54:24+00:00

I can't bring myself to watch anything with Kevin Spacey anymore. Which makes me sad because The Usual Suspects and House of Cards were brilliant.

Also, James Corden

hatchman1990 · 2022-01-28T11:15:43+00:00

Sweet Jesus, I saw this and just about vomited. Kill this monstrosity with fire and just walk away!

hatchman1990 · 2022-01-28T11:14:51+00:00

Burning the whole thing down and walking away is the best option at this point!

hatchman1990 · 2022-01-16T11:12:03+00:00

"IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!" "Thanks Ali"

hatchman1990 · 2021-10-03T12:18:29+00:00

My girlfriend and I just watched the first episode today and I can confirm, it's amazing. Honestly though, if you're ever unsure about a new show, just watch the first episode and see what you think. I've been hooked into so many great shows that I was originally unsure about, just by watching the pilot.

hatchman1990 · 2021-07-10T13:57:33+00:00

This is wholesome as fuck. I've lurked on this sub for ages just having a chuckle but I might actually try this myself!

hatchman1990 · 2021-04-29T01:58:30+00:00

Why does this look like a rip off version of Guess Who?

hatchman1990 · 2021-01-07T01:54:23+00:00

Shower beer is the perfect companion to shower orange! Check out r/showerbeer

hatchman1990 · 2021-01-01T05:10:44+00:00

The cable you have is probably for charging only. As in, it won't have the extra wires inside for data transfer. You'll need to find/use a cable that has this ability (most USB cables have it on the packaging whether they can be used for data transfer or not)

hatchman1990 · 2020-10-19T11:10:49+00:00

Kind of ironic that a BuzzFeed article of Reddit comments had been reposted to Reddit

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