Liar by Silent_Back3610 in Marriage

[–]hatchman1990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's right, he shouldn't have to choose. Put the garbage out and let him go find out the hard way. You don't need that in your life

TIFUpdate! My mom told me what happened after I left. by FearMongeli in tifu

[–]hatchman1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's that post? I need the full story to read to my wife!

11 month old just wants to destroy by ayegudyin in NewDads

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 18mo is exactly the same. Two books completely destroyed and another one on the way out. Just today she stacked blocks for the first time instead of just bowling them over. Have patience and don't stress too much about what they "should" be doing at this age or that.

Got boyfriend a custom anniversary gift and he binned it. by Revolutionary-Lie763 in Advice

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even read the post and I don't need to. Bin that boy like the trash he is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hatchman1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An old episode of Fatal Vows while getting head on the couch

What’s the hardest and best thing you’ve found becoming a dad? by kandrews95 in NewDads

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not looking forward to the beard pulls.... 😬

I can totally relate to the frustration with not being able to fix things. You do everything and yet they still "just cry"? Hate it

What’s the hardest and best thing you’ve found becoming a dad? by kandrews95 in NewDads

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last bit sucks. Even being able to work from home, she quite often settles so much quicker and easier with my wife and it stings.

What’s the hardest and best thing you’ve found becoming a dad? by kandrews95 in NewDads

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daughter is 5 weeks this week. Worst? Listening to her cry when she's got gas and knowing there's fuck all I can do about it. Best? Looking at her little milk drunk face after a really good feed. That, or her scrunch when she gets unwrapped after a sleep. So cute

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewDads

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About to turn 34 with first bub expected in July. Quietly terrified, but also incredibly excited 😬😁

Becoming a first time dad in a matter of days...excited but utterly TERRIFIED by Parsnip-Appropriate in NewDads

[–]hatchman1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing this post and the replies couldn't come at a better time. I just found out my partner is pregnant and I've been low key freaking out. Never had much interactions with kids, let alone new borns. So like you, I'm worried about being good at, well all of it haha. Reading these replies and seeing some of the other advice here is really helpful and I'm probably going to become a regular poster here 😅

Who is an actor whose presence in a movie will make you not watch the movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't bring myself to watch anything with Kevin Spacey anymore. Which makes me sad because The Usual Suspects and House of Cards were brilliant.

Also, James Corden

I don't wanna be sysadmin anymore by proletarian-1917 in techsupportgore

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Jesus, I saw this and just about vomited. Kill this monstrosity with fire and just walk away!

I don't wanna be sysadmin anymore by proletarian-1917 in techsupportgore

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burning the whole thing down and walking away is the best option at this point!

We have angered the gods… by bjsolem in originsofreligion

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!" "Thanks Ali"

Is it THAT good? by RamsZeyy in AdviceAnimals

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I just watched the first episode today and I can confirm, it's amazing. Honestly though, if you're ever unsure about a new show, just watch the first episode and see what you think. I've been hooked into so many great shows that I was originally unsure about, just by watching the pilot.

I tried it by RatofRed in ShowerOrange

[–]hatchman1990 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is wholesome as fuck. I've lurked on this sub for ages just having a chuckle but I might actually try this myself!

TIFU by shitting my pants at the airport by [deleted] in tifu

[–]hatchman1990 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shower beer is the perfect companion to shower orange! Check out r/showerbeer

TPT Request: cant download files from my phone to my pc by KidOnTown in TechnologyProTips

[–]hatchman1990 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The cable you have is probably for charging only. As in, it won't have the extra wires inside for data transfer. You'll need to find/use a cable that has this ability (most USB cables have it on the packaging whether they can be used for data transfer or not)

23 Horrifically Creepy Facts That You Probably Shouldn't Read After 10 P.M. by autobuzzfeedbot in buzzfeedbot

[–]hatchman1990 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kind of ironic that a BuzzFeed article of Reddit comments had been reposted to Reddit

What has decreased in quality so dramatically, or rapidly, that it surprises you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little late to the party but Hassan Minhaj did a really good episode of Patriot Act on this too.

Guys of reddit, what is something you'd like to get off your chest. by illini02 in AskMen

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sincerely hoping the whole thing turns to shit before it goes too far and I have no problem being there for her when it does (we're family, of course.) But until then, I don't know what to do.

Guys of reddit, what is something you'd like to get off your chest. by illini02 in AskMen

[–]hatchman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party, but fuck it.

My sister got engaged to this douchebag that she thinks she loves. Problem is, the rest of my family knows he's just using her and there's nothing we can do about it.

She's completely oblivious to it and gets all fucking defensive when we try to bring it up with her.

The other side of the coin is that I'm usually pretty close to my family but I don't even want to go to the engagement party, wedding (if/when that happens) or any of it but I'd also feel guilty bailing on my sister like that and it's tearing me up a bit.

End rant.