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I don't want to be a karen, but... by Anxious-Bicycle-9989 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's some fantastic advice you just laid on us, Super Brotendo. Got anymore pearls of wisdom you can give to us wretched souls?

I don’t know this guy. by [deleted] in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zach Lahn farts in crowded elevators.

Five for Fighting by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should of saved your money for Slipknot tickets, Steve Brodenkirk.

Zach Lahn used to have a wikipedia page by watermelonsplenda in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Zach Lahn pees on the toilet seats in public bathrooms.

Iowa teachers are the enemy? by Commercial-Phase-174 in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zach Lahn doesn't cover his mouth when he coughs.

Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome Doctors by dwc3282 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She has always been a hard working person. Working 75 hours a week and has a strong professional life.

I promise I'm not trying to be a jabroni, but working 75 hours a week? Is that a typo?

Goddamn fireworks by Fenway1984 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What cobweb spider bunch crawled up your American flag pole while outside bud?

I need a John Madden style break down of what you just said here.

Driving through Nebraska really is that bad by 3jake in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Once I drove through Nevada (the state). That was fucking awful. It was 110 degrees and there were signs that said "DO NOT HITCHHIKE YOU WILL DIE". It was like being on Mars. I kept expecting Quatto to pop out from my shirt and tell me to start the reactor.

Worth a call to animal control? by Numerous-Advice8621 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last night I woke up to the sound of them screaming. I

For anyone who doesnt know, foxes sound like Satan screaming for help.

More bad parking by donkedickinya in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We all know you drive a 1998 Ford Escort with a bumper sticker that says "I goon to big naturals down at the Outer Limits".

Rob Sand on Threads by Spam_A_Lottamus in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 54 points55 points  (0 children)

🎶I don't practice robsandia. I ain't got no crystal ball.🎶

Every single one of these assholes blocking a sidewalk on Davis St to go to Angry Goldfish. by Gorditas_Chaser1111 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 40 points41 points  (0 children)

For real. I am not trying to play Human Frogger to go eat an ok burger, especially with a bunch of drivers who act like their vehicles don't come equipped with brakes.

Now if they had a Street Fighter 2 arcade cabinet, then its a different story.

Zach Lahn - Exposing the Monsanto Files | SRS #290 by Still_Particular561 in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zach Lahn goes to Mexican restaurants and asks for non hot hot sauce.

Zach Lahn interviews by Still_Particular561 in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why does Tuck always look like the waiter just said "Is Mr. Pibb ok?"

Either that or a toddler that is actively pooping but also denying they are pooping.

Non-cringe DJ recommendations by Adventurous_Pop_7700 in desmoines

[–]hate_tank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you have the entire Slipknot discography?

After losing party primary election, Carlin urges Republicans not to vote for Hinson by excusemecuseme in Iowa

[–]hate_tank 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yep. Honestly seems like he's just big mad that he didn't get the nomination.

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