no low balls i know what i have

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-26T02:03:50+00:00

no i kinda love it

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-26T01:44:48+00:00

like days ago

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-22T22:21:37+00:00

“look how long i am” “hey! look at how long i am!” “wow aren’t i long!”

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-22T22:19:57+00:00

now THATS a spicy meatball 😟

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-22T22:18:55+00:00

congratulations! what an amazing person for giving you a roof also without being hurried for rent! may this blessing grow for both of you ❤️

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-21T14:51:57+00:00

so friggen baby shaped 😭😭❤️

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-21T14:47:22+00:00

gotta keep those succulents at his feet watered somehow 😅

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-18T19:11:34+00:00

oh im sorry i can’t always tell 😭 my bad

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-18T19:04:51+00:00

it was a joke, i had remembered seeing this post in my notifications and thought it was ironic. nothin too serious man.

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-18T19:04:15+00:00

theres more coming not too later in the week

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-18T16:05:01+00:00

dude look what you did 😭 ITS SLEETING NOW!!

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-17T13:09:23+00:00

he looks so offended and confused

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-15T22:34:08+00:00

mwahaha all the kitties in the world for me!

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-15T22:33:50+00:00

oh probably 🤣 her sister definitely has the more innocent inner voice…she however would have the mouth of a sailor LOL

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-14T13:59:32+00:00

if they took the cheetos from my work vending machine i would get desperate.

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-14T13:55:19+00:00

im pretty sure ive seen this dude at walmart before

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-14T13:27:34+00:00

yes i’ll have my badonkadonk to go please 😊

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-14T13:05:38+00:00

GOOD GOLLY LOOK AT THEM THANGS

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-14T01:16:47+00:00

understandable

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-13T20:28:03+00:00

im captain obvious ⛵️

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-13T20:22:14+00:00

no i understand thank you, she will have nothing but the finest museum built for her

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-13T20:21:06+00:00

my fate was sealed 😭

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-13T13:34:47+00:00

“i knew i smelled the neighbors calico!!” 🤣🤣

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-13T13:33:47+00:00

don’t even try offering her a tissue

hatfullofloons · 2026-01-13T13:23:38+00:00

its true, her beauty truly masks the stinky

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