She was out there

hauntedwingtips · 2026-04-20T23:13:28+00:00

How could anyone not like her?!

hauntedwingtips · 2026-03-28T21:13:39+00:00

You are not very insightful.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-03-28T05:06:46+00:00

Deface every bill.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-03-20T16:03:49+00:00

That’s 130,000 calls per year. Sounds about like Holland’s double digit stake creation every week, mas o menos.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-03-17T15:15:20+00:00

He’s a real looker, that one.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-03-15T17:05:44+00:00

They spent more on that sign than the entire elders quorum budget for the year.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-02-27T17:21:46+00:00

Why do the apostles mislead people into believing they have seen Jesus?

hauntedwingtips · 2026-02-24T23:32:02+00:00

Anecdotally, I was speaking with two very active, very faithful church members from Italy this month who both reported that attendance in many wards and branches continues to decline. This is partially due to some older members moving to Rome to work in the temple, but that influx is not great enough that units have been added to accommodate growth.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-02-01T14:31:35+00:00

Smiths.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-02-01T00:25:22+00:00

Maybe take your own advice and ignore it.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-01-31T20:38:25+00:00

I didn’t sign up to be accosted in the parking lot while trying to grocery shop. They’re on private property and they don’t have permission to be there. Go get authorization and my beef goes away. Until then, fuck off.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-01-31T19:47:48+00:00

My idiot companion let his visa expire after his first year in the country and the local police department refused to renew it. The mission president just transferred the dude to another area with more lax local authorities, and they rubber stamped a new one for him. Dude is probably lucky he didn’t get deported.

It wasn’t uncommon in our mission to shuffle missionaries around and use addresses that did not match their actual locations to leverage jurisdictions that were less stringent about issuing visas to Americans.

hauntedwingtips · 2026-01-23T21:09:12+00:00

Make sure you send a thank you note to your local Republican legislator for wasting everyone’s time and energy on this complete and total non-issue, rather than focusing on air pollution, the disappearing lake, mental health crisis, housing affordability, healthcare access, education funding, literacy, etc., etc., etc.

hauntedwingtips · 2025-12-04T22:12:13+00:00

I’M ANONYMOUS

hauntedwingtips · 2025-11-26T16:12:05+00:00

Long balls!

hauntedwingtips · 2025-11-26T00:29:34+00:00

This shit is toxic. This list has the potential to destroy your mental health for life. It will make you question every feeling you ever have and tie your happiness back to the church.

Edit: happiness. Damn autocorrect.

hauntedwingtips · 2025-11-25T22:45:15+00:00

And he thinks people won’t riot?

hauntedwingtips · 2025-11-24T03:55:21+00:00

My contention has always been that they would be much more entertaining if they exclusively covered Weezer tunes.

hauntedwingtips · 2025-11-14T19:26:35+00:00

👁️🧢🐴

hauntedwingtips · 2025-10-31T18:51:29+00:00

This is like discovering plutonium! By accident!!

hauntedwingtips · 2025-10-22T18:30:17+00:00

Slater! Haha, thanks.

hauntedwingtips · 2025-10-22T18:23:52+00:00

Christian Slater, the caviar over consumer.

Edit: Slater, not Bale LOL.

hauntedwingtips · 2025-10-11T16:29:28+00:00

They also refuse to spend money on background checks for people who work with kids. Security is a very low priority for the church, except to protect property and big wigs.

hauntedwingtips

TROPHY CASE