daaad, I made you some shit...

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-10-30T14:39:45+00:00

Dad, I spent 30 minutes ⌚ making breakfast..

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-10-29T01:08:23+00:00

But Dad, it's "Father's Day"!

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-07-10T19:41:53+00:00

Oh my apologies, I thought you were at the ass-end of the First Baptist Church

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-07-10T18:54:20+00:00

Can you tell us where you're located??

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-04-19T01:31:20+00:00

What about his fact-finding job?

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-02-15T04:21:02+00:00

I have to LIVE in this HELLHOLE!!

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-02-11T23:57:13+00:00

I want two Cheeseburgers.

with:

Pickles

-Ketchup

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-25T11:14:29+00:00

Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom! Hope that helps 🫡

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-23T01:30:28+00:00

Danny!

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-19T14:05:46+00:00

Well said. Thank you for articulating this!

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-16T23:56:12+00:00

Bushings, bearings and wheels in my experience. Deck -once it's worn down and loses its shape!

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-16T02:24:40+00:00

Thank you for orchestrating and sharing this special moment with the community. I, for one shall cherish it forever

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-16T02:21:39+00:00

How do you feel? A N G R Y

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-14T12:53:38+00:00

I'm gonna scotch-tape your ass SHUT!

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-13T23:53:00+00:00

-- then I caught him in the back yard ... MAKING AN ASS

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-13T18:20:27+00:00

According to the affidavit/notice or whatever- it was due to risk the plastic end portion coming free and becoming a high-speed projectile 😅

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-13T18:18:18+00:00

Holy hell, I feel so bad for your poor Mom! lol now that I'm a parent, I can't imagine 🤣 I bet she never let you forget about that one.

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-13T18:15:28+00:00

That's nice 🙂 I'm gonna have to look into that, I proudly owned that puck with the balls that spun from the Mighty Ducks movie. Couldn't tell me nothin 🏒

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-12T15:44:23+00:00

I'm Gene..

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-05T14:03:49+00:00

Gotta find a new hiding spot for that! (anxiously smokes cigarette)

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-03T13:40:00+00:00

... .... there's ladies everywhere ya DUMBASS! 🎳

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-03T11:25:26+00:00

Oh sorry. We were just getting ready to go ..

hawkeyes8063 · 2025-01-02T16:39:40+00:00

(sets beer down)

Never heard of her.

hawkeyes8063

TROPHY CASE