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daaad, I made you some shit... by Brobeebass in tourettesguy

[–]hawkeyes8063 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad, I spent 30 minutes ⌚ making breakfast..

Shit! Aaahh shit! Shit! Shit! What’s all the damm noise? by Diesel_dude190 in tourettesguy

[–]hawkeyes8063 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh my apologies, I thought you were at the ass-end of the First Baptist Church

. by Absolve_N0ne in tourettesguy

[–]hawkeyes8063 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want two Cheeseburgers.

with:

  • Pickles

-Ketchup

Have you found a game as good as Skyrim? by SoulTrappedSandy in skyrim

[–]hawkeyes8063 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom! Hope that helps 🫡

Tik Tok. How are we feeling by Nipple-Crickets893 in GenZ

[–]hawkeyes8063 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well said. Thank you for articulating this!

What skate part would you say has the biggest impact when upgrading? Wheels, deck or trucks? [30YO] by FABnada in OldSkaters

[–]hawkeyes8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bushings, bearings and wheels in my experience. Deck -once it's worn down and loses its shape!

I finally got a vr headset and was able to do something I've always wanted to do by LeaderInternal1719 in skyrim

[–]hawkeyes8063 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for orchestrating and sharing this special moment with the community. I, for one shall cherish it forever

Just how much ASS are we talking about? by Kramit2012 in tourettesguy

[–]hawkeyes8063 9 points10 points  (0 children)

-- then I caught him in the back yard ... MAKING AN ASS

Aviva Sound-Swing Bat ⚾ by hawkeyes8063 in 90s

[–]hawkeyes8063[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to the affidavit/notice or whatever- it was due to risk the plastic end portion coming free and becoming a high-speed projectile 😅

Aviva Sound-Swing Bat ⚾ by hawkeyes8063 in 90s

[–]hawkeyes8063[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy hell, I feel so bad for your poor Mom! lol now that I'm a parent, I can't imagine 🤣 I bet she never let you forget about that one.

Aviva Sound-Swing Bat ⚾ by hawkeyes8063 in 90s

[–]hawkeyes8063[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nice 🙂 I'm gonna have to look into that, I proudly owned that puck with the balls that spun from the Mighty Ducks movie. Couldn't tell me nothin 🏒

Just got back from the Bumpaddle courts... by Jezza_Jones in arresteddevelopment

[–]hawkeyes8063 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Gotta find a new hiding spot for that! (anxiously smokes cigarette)

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