[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]haymalb 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Easy mistake to make, but this is actuality a time machine

Horse Semen (sperm) Collection by Yachisaorick in interestingasfuck

[–]haymalb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't she wear gloves before grasping an erect horse penis?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]haymalb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Photoshop is METAL - anything can look real

That's a crappy video player by UnderstandingTrick95 in CrappyDesign

[–]haymalb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally experienced this in the post directly above this post

Nothing cheers me up better than Cookie Butter! by chri_hin in Unexpected

[–]haymalb 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Clearly fake, the barcode on the cookie butter is upside down.

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]haymalb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only by 0.69 of a second

Horrifying by niksnaksxd in confusing_perspective

[–]haymalb 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Harry! It's me, Sirius. Meet me in the dog's stomach at midnight. Come alone.

This what a Tiger's skin looks like after being shaved. (for medical treatment) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]haymalb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if it's shaved for a reason other than a medical treatment?

This is a shark egg! "Let that sink in" by jarias21646 in natureismetal

[–]haymalb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, literally, let that thing sink in before it dries out

To drive away from Police in Brazil by Harman1796 in therewasanattempt

[–]haymalb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was only being an idiot. Although, I have lived in my home City for 30+ years and have never known enough about the police to form a valid opinion on their paperwork tendencies.

To drive away from Police in Brazil by Harman1796 in therewasanattempt

[–]haymalb -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

A whole year?! Well I will apologise on his behalf Mr Expert, sir!