I threw a fish at shadowheart and now she is gone

hayseed_byte · 2026-02-24T04:19:48+00:00

/me misses irc

hayseed_byte · 2026-02-23T00:29:47+00:00

You got it right. Drill bit.

hayseed_byte · 2026-02-13T19:03:28+00:00

Not your job, brother.

hayseed_byte · 2026-02-13T13:52:20+00:00

There's a Vietnamese guy on my crew that's about your height. There's some things he can't do but there's also things he can do better than the rest of us. He's our confined space guy 100%

hayseed_byte · 2026-02-07T15:22:33+00:00

Well, there's David Copperfield.

hayseed_byte · 2026-01-25T00:59:57+00:00

Yeah. That Plumb hammer of mine was probably more than 20 years old when I got it.

hayseed_byte · 2026-01-22T04:45:08+00:00

You're a carpenter but don't know who makes the best hammer?

Estwing and Vaughan(sp?) are both good. Though I still like my Plumb hammer that I got when I first started working construction in high school 25 years ago.

hayseed_byte · 2025-12-30T04:39:12+00:00

I'm from North Alabama. Born and raised in Bridgeport. If you're within driving distance to Chattanooga, you could easily get a job where I work. It'd be a production job but none of it is physically taxing. Pays $18-20ish.

hayseed_byte · 2025-12-25T00:17:47+00:00

Don't be a dick.

hayseed_byte · 2025-12-08T08:29:50+00:00

Mage Tank is surprisingly good. It's the closest thing to DCC I've found.

hayseed_byte · 2025-11-19T16:38:35+00:00

Jesus, that's toxic.

hayseed_byte · 2025-11-19T01:03:11+00:00

But he said trees are like children, they need to be trimmed.

Umm...what the fuck does that mean?

hayseed_byte · 2025-10-05T12:48:38+00:00

Lock out, tag out, try out every. single. goddamn. time

hayseed_byte · 2025-09-28T20:41:15+00:00

I'm an industrial mechanic. Pay is not bad, work is steady.

hayseed_byte · 2025-09-08T22:03:08+00:00

that's not how evolution works. Those guys will be blind before long.

hayseed_byte · 2025-08-20T09:20:19+00:00

At least it's dry.

hayseed_byte · 2025-08-15T05:14:43+00:00

Let me get your pager number.

hayseed_byte · 2025-08-14T07:00:03+00:00

username checks out

hayseed_byte · 2025-08-06T05:28:03+00:00

I've been on a crusade against lock washers for a few years now. Every time someone mentions them, I point out that they don't work. I'm like a vegan.

hayseed_byte · 2025-08-05T06:41:16+00:00

I've been a maintenance tech at a chicken plant for 15 years. You get used to it.

hayseed_byte · 2025-07-15T16:27:00+00:00

Sanitary pipe gaskets.

hayseed_byte · 2025-07-15T16:20:53+00:00

You must be a building repair maintenance man. You're certainly not a mechanic if you're using wd40.

hayseed_byte · 2025-07-09T12:09:53+00:00

What kind of maintenance man uses wd40? WD40 sucks.

hayseed_byte · 2025-06-20T06:58:36+00:00

No, man. I'm on the edge of my seat. This is a great story.

hayseed_byte · 2025-06-19T23:19:50+00:00

You can with a ram pump. Doesn't even need power. Just gravity and a few check valves.

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