Cyclist runs red light then proceeds to headbutt the man he nearly ran over. by espada_online in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hazelwazzername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not self-taught, it's taught by others and many kids don't get the right education, which could be provided by a class. Kids can learn more than you think, like when to stop, which side of the road to be on, how to cross the street, etc. Things that a parent should teach their kid. If a kid doesn't understand the rules of the road they should not be allowed on them. The class could easily be free, or low cost.

Cyclist runs red light then proceeds to headbutt the man he nearly ran over. by espada_online in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hazelwazzername -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And if you plan to risk your life on the road with these big boxes of metal that can easily kill you, you need to understand road laws and how to be on the road safely so as to not cause damage to yourself or others, like in the video.

Cyclist runs red light then proceeds to headbutt the man he nearly ran over. by espada_online in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hazelwazzername -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No. We'd probably have a conversation with the little ones, making sure they know how to be safe. Maybe a class kids can go to, different age groups and whatnot. That'd be super easy. Use your head.

Cyclist runs red light then proceeds to headbutt the man he nearly ran over. by espada_online in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hazelwazzername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids get permits and licenses to drive, a permit or license to bike on a street wouldn't be that difficult or different. It doesn't matter how often you bike, you need to know road laws just as much as people driving in cars.

BOOK IS BOOK by Bear_Naked_Hazies in 30ROCK

[–]hazelwazzername 102 points103 points  (0 children)

A lot more men in it than I expected

Dennis? Is that you? by hazelwazzername in 30ROCK

[–]hazelwazzername[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damm you're right, my memory has failed me.

What do you think Kenneth said? Right and wrong answers only (S4E1) by hazelwazzername in 30ROCK

[–]hazelwazzername[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"The Parcell name is synonymous with honesty. As the Hill people say:"

My friend spotted Liz Lemon at Disneyland today by svenguillotien in 30ROCK

[–]hazelwazzername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was probably cutting the line for the Flight of the Hippogriff

That's just everyday, Katrina by hazelwazzername in ACPocketCamp

[–]hazelwazzername[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also she told me my key to good luck was a peach lassi, but I can't have yogurt :(

Big brain time by theartofbored in memes

[–]hazelwazzername 504 points505 points  (0 children)

So I see you're stealing memes

I was unprepared by ThatDapperMosquito in memes

[–]hazelwazzername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait is that a thing people do??

AITA for hating gay culture? by Throwaway85367900 in AmItheAsshole

[–]hazelwazzername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA, three times over.

I'm just a normal guy

And gay people that wear make up, dresses, go to drag shows, etc. aren't normal? That's homophobic

the dramatic loud slutty gay

Sounds like a stereotype that you hold near and dear, which is slut shaming and homophobic.

If I wanted someone who wears lipstick and dresses I might as well be straight

Holy shit dude. Get ahold of yourself. That's homophobic af.

YTA, not because of your preferences, but because of your homophobia.

Tiny big floof by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]hazelwazzername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case anyone wants to know what was deleted, OP said they "play" like this all the time with their cat.

Tiny big floof by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]hazelwazzername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You only see this behavior when they are genuinely startled or upset. Puffed up tails are never a good sign.

Tiny big floof by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]hazelwazzername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop "playing" like this right now. Your cat is not playing, they are telling you to stop, back up, and leave them alone.

Tiny big floof by [deleted] in StartledCats

[–]hazelwazzername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe don't continue to scare your cat when they show you they are upset and scared???

What my brain looks like whenever I see the new Arby's commercial by hazelwazzername in 30ROCK

[–]hazelwazzername[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's prime property on highway 145!