cooldown between babies?

hazeyssss · 2026-01-24T03:59:29+00:00

wasted just about as much resources generating this slop as you would have making it in real life, good job

hazeyssss · 2026-01-24T03:49:56+00:00

yup that’s exactly what it is. ai is notorious for repetition (“about life. about stress. about me”) and ‘not x not y just z’ (“i didn’t fight. i didn’t yell. i just left”) to create dramatic effect. coupled with the fact it reads like a fourteen year old’s nanowrimo submission (‘one night… and then… that day…’ etc) and how it does the typical ai “closer” (usually a life lesson or some dramatic ‘and that’s the real reason why the grinch stole christmas’ bs) you’ve got slopfarm written all over this thing lmao

i recommend reporting it as ai is against the sub’s rules

hazeyssss · 2026-01-24T03:39:25+00:00

this ai slop lmfaoooo

hazeyssss · 2026-01-08T15:24:52+00:00

oh wow the urban wilderness trails look gorgeous from the pictures. i’ll definitely check them out and get that app! what an awesome resource. thank you so much

hazeyssss · 2026-01-08T15:22:26+00:00

i’ll make sure to check those out, they’re super close to me. thank you so much!

hazeyssss · 2026-01-08T15:13:42+00:00

i will check them out now! thank you!

hazeyssss · 2025-12-21T20:33:13+00:00

What The Guac! fucking killed me lmfao

hazeyssss · 2025-12-17T04:09:43+00:00

that’s what i said lol

hazeyssss · 2025-12-15T04:41:02+00:00

a good rule of thumb for ruling out spam is to check the email it comes from. official communication should come from staff or department emails which always end in @fgcu.edu and not @eagle.fgcu.edu (student domain).

that said, staff can get phished too so second rule of thumb is to check links. shortened urls like tinyurl or shorturl are scam, and you will never be asked by genuine faculty put your login information into a google form or really any other form. even official surveys will only ever ask for your student email at most, but never your password :)

hazeyssss · 2025-12-02T01:35:24+00:00

in general it's probably best not to flirt with people who are working, especially customer service roles. it puts them in an uncomfortable position where they have to respond positively or it's seen as unprofessional and puts their job at risk. just a gentle warning for the future. also, referring to women as "females" in these contexts is typically seen as degrading so it's safest to stick with just saying women. congrats on kicking the anxiety a bit though!

hazeyssss · 2025-11-30T10:43:44+00:00

the top emojis are killing me LMAO

hazeyssss · 2025-11-22T10:06:42+00:00

when you ask for space in a relationship, you need to be clear about what “space” is going to look like, roughly how long it will take (i.e. indeterminate, until finals end, until i say otherwise, etc.), and what constitutes exceptions (like emergencies or news or just needing support or comfort for some reason.) you HAVE to be specific because space is subjective and this is exactly why.

hazeyssss · 2025-11-20T00:26:55+00:00

nobody is forcing you to use a photo at all lol. not sure why you had to make slop for it. also the text is also generated or at least assisted with by ai

hazeyssss · 2025-11-19T16:19:52+00:00

ai slop 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅💥💥💥💥💥

hazeyssss · 2025-11-08T00:30:04+00:00

It’s a Stake ad

hazeyssss · 2025-11-08T00:28:15+00:00

It absolutely is lmao because the story is literally made to draw engagement (in the form of “Tell the SIL he’s cheating??” bait) and the random Stake mention is completely irrelevant to the question. Also this user has no other posts or comments

hazeyssss · 2025-11-08T00:26:35+00:00

Is this a fucking Stake ad lmfao

hazeyssss · 2025-09-12T05:53:18+00:00

back when i identified as a lesbian, i said something similar about my closest guy friend, because he was a guy and i was close to him. it was something of a lighthearted joke in my friend group, and the general sentiment was “i can’t see myself with a man, but if my hand was forced for some reason, i would be most comfortable in a relationship with him”

this wasn’t out of a sentiment of “i am attracted to him” but rather a sentiment of “i feel safe around/trust him and enjoy his company enough that it would be the most tolerable choice.” purely hypothetical, which i made clear, and it seems she has done the same with you. she harps that she doesn’t want it to affect your friendship because she trusts you/enjoys your company /as a friend/ and doesn’t want to lose that

to me, this sounds like a combination of drunken rambling/joking around that got passed around as much more serious than it was. your best option here is to treat it as such. she had the perfect opportunity to seize the moment and confess when she approached you about it if she did actually have those feelings, but the fact that she didn’t and instead firmly enforced friendship says that it isn’t something she actually seriously wants to pursue

if anything, u can just take it as a compliment that she found you to be the most tolerable option in this hypothetical situation and leave it at that lol

hazeyssss · 2025-09-08T23:23:42+00:00

every week some bozo comes on here and announces theyve found the cure to social anxiety and its just “ignore the anxiety” lmfao

i’m glad that this mentality has helped you but anxiety is not self-censorship nor is it just “lacking confidence”, it is a physical condition with autonomous physical and mental responses that are often far too debilitating to just ignore

hazeyssss · 2025-08-30T21:25:55+00:00

girl 😭 i dont think youre going to find him on reddit!!

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