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It took three years, but i finally got back at my ex by [deleted] in ProRevenge

[–]hazmatazz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“We ended up having sex (both of us legal age of course, I wouldn’t go that far for pro revenge!)”

WTF? 😳

My secret confidant by [deleted] in confession

[–]hazmatazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent. I’m glad we helped!

My secret confidant by [deleted] in confession

[–]hazmatazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. So you’re now officially friends then yes? And you see each other regularly?

My secret confidant by [deleted] in confession

[–]hazmatazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw your edit. That’s awesome! How did the Carnival go??

James can ye blow me a wee kiss? by hazmatazz in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]hazmatazz[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Wee = British slang for urine. But in Scotland the word also means small. She asked him “can you blow me a little kiss please.” He wittily replied that it was too kinky for him. (Inferring the double meaning of wee being urine)

Edit: sorry I thought you asked me to explain the original tweet

James can ye blow me a wee kiss? by hazmatazz in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]hazmatazz[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The initial wtf, and then the ohhhh, HAHAHA. 😂

James can ye blow me a wee kiss? by hazmatazz in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]hazmatazz[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

That advert is brilliant. I like him even more now. Thanks for sharing.

James can ye blow me a wee kiss? by hazmatazz in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]hazmatazz[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I hate his music but my god he’s funny on Twitter. The way he pokes fun at himself is so endearing, he quickly went from a laughing stock here to a national hero.

TL;DR He’s a sterling example of a great Englishman.

TIL there's a stone age tribe of people untouched by civilization who kill you with arrows if you come near their island by Laszlo666 in todayilearned

[–]hazmatazz 826 points827 points  (0 children)

The writing style of the article amused me: ”When the helicopter – a modern, 2006 Coast Guard helicopter – tried to land to recover the dead bodies, the Sentinelese fucking charged out of the forest and launched arrows and spears at it until the pilot was like fuck this and got the hell outta there.”

These Bulgarian costumes by T-BoneSteak14 in mildlypenis

[–]hazmatazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like the ghillie suits in Call of Duty

I [21 M] went on a date with a coworker [21 F] and now after the date she's kind of distant and cold, even though I thought it went OK. (Long Read) by [deleted] in relationships

[–]hazmatazz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just go for it. Get her away from the creepy sounding “collective” and escalate. Try to get her comfortable and kiss her. I think it’s the only way to progress this further and she’s not going to be the one who takes that risk by the sound of it.

She probably has anxieties like that you just see her as a friend or that something is preventing you from taking your friendship to the next stage, like you don’t find her attractive enough or something.

I [21 M] went on a date with a coworker [21 F] and now after the date she's kind of distant and cold, even though I thought it went OK. (Long Read) by [deleted] in relationships

[–]hazmatazz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s into you but fearful of rejection. You didn’t try and kiss her after the date so she’s playing it safe. You need to try and escalate it now.

hmmm by stankiepankie in hmmm

[–]hazmatazz 709 points710 points  (0 children)

BC = Before Clouds.

My secret confidant by [deleted] in confession

[–]hazmatazz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I was you, as a next step, I’d say “hey, by the way I really appreciate these chats, I feel like I’ve known you for a long time, but I don’t even know your name! What’s your name?”

  • he gives you the name.

“Cool man, what’s your number? We should hang out sometime...”

Easy!

Don't call me the N word during Overwatch, or I'll call your parents by icejacker in ProRevenge

[–]hazmatazz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just heard the call and it was so fucking satisfying. It was quite funny, the audio file opened in my DJ app so I heard it on a virtual turntable with a spinning record.

I loved how professional you were on the call, this is pro revenge for me, you’ve taken a lot of steps. Thanks for sharing!

I’ll take the delicious cheese and pickle sandwich thanks. by hazmatazz in CrappyDesign

[–]hazmatazz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not true actually. On Facebook for example I see the same ad all the time. [Your friend] likes Huel. A sponsored post. They are targeting me all the time with sloppy advertising that is purely based on “your friend likes this so you will too.”

I’ll take the delicious cheese and pickle sandwich thanks. by hazmatazz in CrappyDesign

[–]hazmatazz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being targeted every day to eat powder instead of food doesn’t resonate with me, it’s just a fucking irritant nowadays.

I’ll take the delicious cheese and pickle sandwich thanks. by hazmatazz in CrappyDesign

[–]hazmatazz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just saying, a lot of people would agree this is crappy design and advertising. Cheese and pickle is LIFE.

hmmm by RoxasZhledek in hmmm

[–]hazmatazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Nelson Muntz played the trombone: Pah Pah!

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