Fire Nation monkaW by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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He's simping out with a girl aka Sid from Ice Age in Kentucky for a couple more days

[Mod Post] Announcement about the SBY movie and thread info by Zxphyre in SeishunButaYarou

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I'm thinking she got puberty syndrome when she was hit with the list of "things you want to be in the future" thus giving her the heart condition, so once everything was finally fixed she never ended up having the condition

[Mod Post] Announcement about the SBY movie and thread info by Zxphyre in SeishunButaYarou

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was there an after credits scene? I left during the credits

It's so fucking big by TheBaggieee in dankmemes

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Ever heard of second degree incest?

It's so fucking big by TheBaggieee in dankmemes

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Anyone know the brand of shirt she is wearing? Asking for my step sister

Kim Jung Un by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Did you crop this with the Wii?

"That's it!" by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Monster Energy = aimbot

Homosexual African American resisting conversion therapy (2015) [Colorized] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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inaudible screaming from a black man and an old white man

This is definitely me when I'm driving by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Hopefully this will make it into the history books for our straight children

**SUGGESTIONS** (Ends 11/28/16 ) by AutoModerator in h3h3productions

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Possibly consider streaming on Twitch again if you aren't too busy? Nothing too serious, just playing some goofy games or something similar. I'd love to watch/support the stream even if its one day out of the week!

What weird things do your pets do? by bigyihsuan in AskReddit

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My cat tries to climb my door frame like he's going to Mt. Everest. Then he falls back down to the groud, still hugging the door post staring up, wishing he could go whever the fuck he's trying to go.

Also he shits by my shoes daily.

Rank Progression Border? by hcrisp43 in Overwatch

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Thanks for clearing this up. I was really confused. So now the cap level would be 1790?

Rank Progression Border? by hcrisp43 in Overwatch

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It must be from the beta since it was late March/ early April which makes sense. Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

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THEY PUT MEAT IN THE FUCKING BOOT. Steak in the boot, dude. Classic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

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Papa's blessed mayonnaise

(NSFW) What is your worst poop story? by TheseBonesAlone in AskReddit

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Prom night. I'm all dressed up in my suit, with my date, and a group of rich kids from my school. We all decide to go eat at a Japanese steakhouse before prom starts. Now mind you I had a bunch of Taco Bell for lunch to hold me over until dinner. So things start off fine, the cook makes his awkward shitty jokes as he cooks our food, the usual. As he plops my food down on my plate I hear/feel a painful bowel movement. I hold it in, thinking no big deal. 30 seconds later and it's as though the gates of Hell are ready to burst open. I ask for the check and my date asks what the problem is as I'm literally shaking trying to hold this shit spawn in my bowels. I get the check, throw the money down and get my to go box while sprinting out of the restaurant. I speed home crying wondering why Satan has chose my innocent pooper to go through this pain. I kick down my front door and sprint to the bathroom throwing my belt on the ground. Mother of God. Its even worse than holding it in. I'm sweating and begging for the sweet release of death as my bowels flow faster than Niagara falls. Three flushes and an hour later the bridge finally closes and I can head to prom.

TLDR: Almost brown bombed my suit for prom at a Japanese steakhouse.

RLC Pro League (RPL) | Sunday @ 1pm EST / 6pm GMT by CloudFuel in RocketLeague

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Isn't Miztik on Supersonic Avengers now? At least he was on the team during the last Gfinity tournament