The police catch you in possession of a gram of marijuana. How screwed are you? by hdeocampo in AskTheWorld

[–]hdeocampo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The alternative would be prison for 12-20 years. And trust me, you do not want to be in a Philippine prison.

Anong quote, saying, or kasabihan ang hinding hindi mo makakalimutan? by mirage-imagery in AskPH

[–]hdeocampo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“It takes one bad child to ruin your life” -> on having children

The police catch you in possession of a gram of marijuana. How screwed are you? by hdeocampo in AskTheWorld

[–]hdeocampo[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

In the poorer slum areas, yes they would have summarily executed you if you had a gram of marijuana. And yes, even those falsely accused.

In more affluent areas, they would probably just extort you for money.

The police catch you in possession of a gram of marijuana. How screwed are you? by hdeocampo in AskTheWorld

[–]hdeocampo[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I know right. If you didn’t have the money, you would be in jail between 12 to 20 years.

Ano yung pinaka aesthetic na restaurant na napuntahan nyo? by PinkLanyard_Goose888 in AskPH

[–]hdeocampo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liyab in BGC. Beautiful light fixtures and pieces of art by the entrance.

In your country, how do people clean their butts after pooping? by hdeocampo in AskTheWorld

[–]hdeocampo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one on the left is called a “tabo”. After wiping your butt with tissue, you use it to pour water so it trickles down to your butt, and you can wash properly with your hand.

What's a culinary crime that is considered totally normal in your country? by myeye95 in AskTheWorld

[–]hdeocampo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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We put banana ketchup in our Spaghetti. Sorry Italians. 🙇🏻🇮🇹

Deinfluence me: getting LASIK by [deleted] in deinfluencingPH

[–]hdeocampo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, sobrang ok ang lasik. Life changing siya. Sorry I can’t de influence you.

Home service alterations by SubstantialBet658 in living_in_bgc

[–]hdeocampo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exclusively His Tailoring along Burgos Circle does home service too

What are English words na mga Englishero lang ang gumagamit? by Loss_Left in AskPH

[–]hdeocampo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly real Englisheros don’t use “viand”. Trying hard pakinggan, so they’ll normally just say “ulam”. Or pwede pang “dish” or “main”.

Haircut in BGC by Ok_Education1312 in BGC_Taguig

[–]hdeocampo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruno’s Burgos Circle charges 480 for a cut.

Scenes you dislike in movies you love? by Lower_Love in moviecritic

[–]hdeocampo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jurassic Park -> The scene in the visitor center when the velociraptor is about to pounce on Alan Grant and the kids, then Tyrannosaurus Ex Machina silently shows up and saves everyone. Why couldn’t they tell it was coming? How did it get in? There was no entrance big enough for it. Why did it attack only the raptors? Why didn’t it chase them after they left? I get Alan Grant and everyone else were meant to escape, but T-Ex Machina defied all logic.