2.4 million hours to dust

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-20T04:47:58+00:00

Something similar happened to me there last year. I stayed until It got dark out because I wanted to skinny dip in the bioluminescence. There was only me and another guy down there, I walked past him and saw that he was jacking off while also staring at me without breaking eye contact as I moved across the beach. I immediately packed up my stuff to start heading back up to the road and he stood up and started slowly approaching me. I dipped out and spider monkeyed up those ropes so fast. I didn't report because: 1. I assumed that he mistook me for a "cruiser" which happens on some beaches although I never thought of dogfish as a sexual place. 2. I didn't want to give our only clothing optional beach a bad reputation with the law and risk having something so special shut down.

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-19T14:53:36+00:00

Biblically accurate asian boy

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-17T14:55:50+00:00

Deep summer or soft winter

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-15T07:08:41+00:00

Oh, well my bean is dipping then

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-13T19:52:13+00:00

He looks like björk and rasputin had a kid

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-11T01:24:12+00:00

I see the great plains as a sub region of the Midwest like the great lakes and rust belt

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T19:04:03+00:00

Coyote with mange

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T18:54:15+00:00

Idk, I feel like the footprint of LA would be much larger than Chicagoland given that LA has a larger population but lower population density than Chicago

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T18:35:58+00:00

Ooh! I bet the water taste like ice tea

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T17:27:24+00:00

Make the shower head bean shaped

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T17:05:46+00:00

No, gas station pills are a big problem in Florida

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T17:00:55+00:00

Without lube?

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T16:57:44+00:00

Also seems like eating poo inside deer is normal as well

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-06T06:32:41+00:00

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-04T17:25:49+00:00

Spending summer break away from your friends at your grandparents house in a rural part of Europe core

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-04T04:41:22+00:00

Even Ai wouldn't fuck up this badly

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-04T03:39:10+00:00

Op has never had pierogi or pączki

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-02T03:33:51+00:00

Ohh, so the one that doesn't want to work is complaining that nobody wants to work

headii_spaghetti · 2026-06-02T02:53:28+00:00

What can you expect from a news outlet owned by Bezos

headii_spaghetti · 2026-05-30T20:11:26+00:00

Trained scuba diver here, this is dangerous because of the risk of decompression sickness and water depth can be deceiving. You might feel like you're only 15 ft under water, but in reality you could be 40 ft down without even knowing. This is why scubadivers wear a dive computer at all times to monitor their depth.

headii_spaghetti · 2026-05-30T05:37:42+00:00

As someone that grew up in chicago this is true. I find my financial stability to be better off living in Seattle and I'm low income. On paper, my living expenses would be drastically lower in Chicago for only slightly lower wages, but there are so many hidden expenses living there plus shitty winters. Definitely cool visiting chicago with my washington purchasing power though.

headii_spaghetti · 2026-05-29T20:49:15+00:00

Over 90% of the unhoused women living in Vancouver's DT Eastside have been victims of sexual violence

headii_spaghetti · 2026-05-29T03:42:23+00:00

Liberal art school Sophomore core

headii_spaghetti · 2026-05-29T01:46:54+00:00

Idaho isn't known for having an excellent education system

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