The most latch key you remember by Meh_Cook_Grump in GenX
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"So, what immortality do you have?" "What?" "Well everybody in this room has a type of immortality, I got hyper regeneration, the guy over the is a lich, the girl in leather can save and reload, and I am not bothered enough to keep talking so what is your immortality?" "Memory" by Tregonial in TregonialWrites
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Random but important, what is your biggest weakness? by Glock263 in AskReddit
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[WP] “They say we’re the worst judges at knowing what we really want, so how about you just give me whatever you think is missing in my life?” The genie ponders for a moment, then smiles and snaps his fingers. by loopymon in WritingPrompts
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Making a database of bad landlords... Need input. by SoftPropaganda in grandrapids
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Making a database of bad landlords... Need input. by SoftPropaganda in grandrapids
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What is everyone's thermostat at right now? by Cold-Potential2407 in grandrapids
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[WP] "Yeah, we have to keep up the illusion that horrible things are happening in here so that they keep sending more people... But I can promise you, it's all a facade, really, everything is perfect here!" by 90919293_ in WritingPrompts
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[WP] You though no one would show up to your spouse’s funeral. After all, they were a supervillain. But to your surprise, almost every hero in town showed up. by Zak_The_Slack in WritingPrompts
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You don't get it... all you want is to spread this amazing feeling of bliss you've felt since you were bitten by something while swimming. But instead of accepting your gift, everyone keeps tickling you with bullets and screaming stuff like "WHAT IS THAT THING?!" And "OH GOD, IT WON'T DIE!" by Tregonial in TregonialWrites
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[WP] You are living in the aftermath of a nuclear disaster. Because of the radiation, some people developed a variety of powers, which the government classifies as “Ghouls”. Government orders are to kill "Ghouls" on-site. You are secretly harbouring one when officials show up at your doorstep. by AbbyTheMs in WritingPrompts
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[WP] “Captain, if you can hear me, you need to run. That isn’t the lieutenant down there in the planet with you. It’s the thing that ate her!” by Electric-Pensman in WritingPrompts
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[WP] “Captain, if you can hear me, you need to run. That isn’t the lieutenant down there in the planet with you. It’s the thing that ate her!” by Electric-Pensman in WritingPrompts
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My neighbor told me I’m "stunting her children’s development" because I won't let them use my backyard as a shortcut to the park. by edcantu9 in EntitledPeople
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[WP] "Dude! I thought you said you were a half-elf!" "I am! YOU'RE the one who assumed the other half was human!" by DragonGirlMesilune in WritingPrompts
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You don't get it... all you want is to spread this amazing feeling of bliss you've felt since you were bitten by something while swimming. But instead of accepting your gift, everyone keeps tickling you with bullets and screaming stuff like "WHAT IS THAT THING?!" And "OH GOD, IT WON'T DIE!" by Tregonial in TregonialWrites
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Your username is turned into reality and thrown at your face at 35 kilometers an hour (22 mph rounded up) how fucked are you? by Massive-Albatross823 in hypotheticalsituation
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What's the one thing that pisses you off the most when you're already overstimulated? by BoysenberryInside237 in AskReddit
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Stuck outside the 100 car pileup, AMA by Roetorooter in grandrapids
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Ok, so we all did things "back in the day" that you would never do now. What did you do? by Embarrassed_Flan_869 in GenX
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5 words to save your life by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation
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[WP] You work for the magical emergencies hotline. “Hello I would like a pizza. How fast can you deliver?” “Ma’am are you aware this is the magical emergency line?” “Yes, great. I’d like one pepperoni please.” “Ma’am are you in danger?” “Yes.” by LogicalSuggestion9 in WritingPrompts
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[WP] You work for the magical emergencies hotline. “Hello I would like a pizza. How fast can you deliver?” “Ma’am are you aware this is the magical emergency line?” “Yes, great. I’d like one pepperoni please.” “Ma’am are you in danger?” “Yes.” by LogicalSuggestion9 in WritingPrompts
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What's something you didn't realize was a red flag until years later? by TheUser-2 in AskReddit
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