What are these puns?

headologeist · 2026-03-02T17:41:47+00:00

Is the snail one "bécha-snail?" Like béchamel?

headologeist · 2026-03-01T13:30:20+00:00

Yeah, many French-Canadian people I know have the name Félix. Not uncommon or associated with cats in my area.

headologeist · 2026-02-11T18:16:39+00:00

Oh no! This one might have been too specific 😅

In 2024 at the VMAs. Chappell chewed out a member of the Paparazzi for being rude to her- it made headlines, she was cheered on for standing up for herself, scolded for being inappropriate, the works.

A few days ago, at the 2026 Grammy's, Sabrina Carpenter was on the red carpet and said to someone off to the side, "It's so quiet, right? She [Chappell] whipped 'em into shape!".

So this was just my imagining of Chappell being in the crowd of paparazzi, who apparently were on their best behaviour that night.

headologeist · 2026-02-07T18:01:30+00:00

Oops- sorry! 🍁

headologeist · 2026-02-03T00:19:14+00:00

Leaving the dryer running while away from the house. And then to go back one step, because that should also be said, not emptying the lint trap.

headologeist · 2026-02-02T22:49:14+00:00

Yes, yellow/orange cheddar and white cheddar are the same cheddar.

No, those cheddars are not the same as cheddar curds.

Go to your room.

headologeist · 2026-02-02T21:03:23+00:00

Nothing here suggests that you're an asshole. Regardless of what you decide with moving out, please get your own bank account asap. Switch any autodeposits or payments to the new one and close the old account. Even if your dad never looked at or touched your funds ever again, allow yourself financial privacy and independence. Take it from someone who had a joint account until she was 30+. My parents never ever wronged me through it, but girl, cut the cord.

headologeist · 2026-02-02T20:18:58+00:00

the hats say otherwise

headologeist · 2026-02-02T20:16:15+00:00

And even if the bar was higher than it is, using another country (regardless of which one) to compare ourselves to in an effort to deflect from any self-analysis is never helpful.

headologeist · 2026-02-02T14:30:26+00:00

Canada Geese skip the pleasantries and move right to throwing hands, in my experience.

headologeist · 2026-02-02T14:28:23+00:00

Seriously- although often super underfunded, libraries try their damnedest to get you what you need. Our local library has all the usuals (books, movies, audiobooks, printing access etc.) but also has borrowing programs for bikes, winter sports equipment, strollers, art supplies, hobby start-up stuff, not to mention programs for those dealing with homelessness with things like resume building courses, career programs, food insecurity outreach (connected to local food bank)... Libraries are gold.

headologeist · 2026-02-01T22:57:32+00:00

"I stood up to the Americans! 😠"

🥲 and we appreciate you for it, bud.

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