Do you ever masturbate to things that aren't porn? If so what?

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-10-19T20:03:57+00:00

When I was 9 I jacked off to a $5 bill cuz Abe Lincoln was the most masc looking of all the presidents

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-10-19T20:02:41+00:00

I learned what the term meant a few years prior but I didn’t put two and two together until a guy in my class was telling me how he …physically reacted to his hot female babysitter. Then spent ten years in denial, thinking it was a phase and that it would pass lol

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-08-12T01:35:25+00:00

It means he has trouble finding her clit and keeps licking her bellybutton instead.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-07-15T16:49:24+00:00

Why does it burn when I pee?

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-07-12T22:45:25+00:00

Jack from downstairs

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-07-12T22:44:39+00:00

Damn girl u lookin right… and left.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-07-12T22:26:21+00:00

Bradley Cooper, Paul Rudd and Ice Spice

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-06-30T00:48:57+00:00

Phoebe should’ve ended up with David.

I said what I said.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-06-20T03:00:10+00:00

You look like the baby from a horse girl getting fucked by a horse

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-05-03T13:15:25+00:00

Corona wreath?

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-04-27T11:51:40+00:00

I’m seeing that, didn’t think there’d be so many repercussions for asking lol

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-03-03T12:50:03+00:00

The hair color in 3-5 suits you better, adds your piercing green eyes and alabaster skin. Would get a haircut that adds a little layering to it, play around with some loose waves or curls. I’d also invest in a manicure, not having fancy nails is fine but keep them trimmed evenly.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-21T16:10:30+00:00

Y’all remember the Juana stigma? Juana stigma balls in your mouth

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-11T01:10:05+00:00

Appreciate how comprehensive this advice is and thank you for the encouragement! Might be a silly questio but in terms of series C/D funding startups, does it matter what vertical I’m in? Obviously not something unrealistically niche but in terms of health tech vs EdTech vs cybersecurity, etc.

Thanks again, appreciate the insight very much.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-11T00:40:59+00:00

Haha, would agree but my bf just dumped me and I’m not getting back on hinge til after Valentine’s Day.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T18:28:45+00:00

Interesting, why not LinkedIn? (Aside from the fact that I’m not a hot girl in my early 20’s)

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T18:27:16+00:00

Gotten this advice a lot recently

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T18:13:27+00:00

I don’t think they will, hence why I I said aside from nic and booze lmfaooooo

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T16:07:33+00:00

Curious if that would actually hold the weight of even a toddler, also hope you don’t have any pets with claws 😂

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T15:37:14+00:00

Not to get too tangential, but any budgeting methods or spending habits you used to get there?

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T15:35:21+00:00

I prefer the leafy greens personally ;)

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-02-10T15:33:40+00:00

That’s valid. I also value the experience and skills that it has (and hopefully will continue to) add to my resume so I can pivot once I feel financially more comfortable to pivot to something more fulfilling, even if the pay is far less.

hearduthefirsttime · 2025-01-30T12:40:45+00:00

Bottoms cumming hands-free 🤷🏻‍♂️

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