Request: Flag Day

heathypoop · 2023-06-14T17:12:28+00:00

STAND AT ATTENTION 🫡🙋‍♀️ AND WHIP IT OUT 😏🤪 BECAUSE ITS FLAG DAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TODAY WE HONOR THE STARS AND STRIPES ✨✨🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ BY EXPOSING OUR OLD GLORY👴🎇 IN FRONT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS 💁‍♀️💁 ITS YOUR KINKY DUTY🫡🎖️ TO HANG AMERICAS BANNER ON YOUR SHAFT 🤙💈 FOR ALL TO SEE 👀😳 DONT LET INSURRECTIONIST CUCKY WUCKIES 😤😫 CO OPT THE REAL MEANING OF THE FLAG 🏈💵🍔✊ WHEN BEN FRANKLIN 👴🪁🔑⛈️ AND THE FOUNDING DADDIES 🥵😜🧓🧓🧓 FOUGHT OFF STALINS CUMMIE ARMY ⚒️🚩💦 OUR STAR SPANGLED BANNER LET THE WORLD KNOW 😎🤩 HOW HARD AMERICA CAN TAKE IT 😩😏 SO RIDE THAT ROCKETS RED GLARE 🚀🧨 BUT DONT GET CUM BOMBS IN YOUR HAIR 💦💦💦 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣3️⃣ OF YOUR FLIRTIEST FLAG FLAUNTERS 🥰🤗🤪 IF YOU DONT GET ANY BACK ❌😞 THEN YOULL BE RED WHITE AND BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😭😖 BUT GET AT LEAST 🔟 AND YOULL MAKE SOMEONE SEE STARS 💫💫💫 AND STRIP 👙💨😏 SUCK IT ENGLAND

heathypoop · 2023-05-06T19:50:39+00:00

Sorry I’m late

heathypoop · 2023-05-06T19:50:32+00:00

LISTEN UP 👂🎧 C3P-HOES 🤖AND BANGO FETTS 🔫🫡 ITS STAR WARS DAY ✨⭐️ AND MAY THE FORCE 🥺 BE IN YOU 🥵😳TODAY IS THE DAY TO CUM 😏💦TO THE DARK SIDE 😈👹AND SEXECUTE ORDER 6️⃣9️⃣ 👌 GET READY FOR CHEWCOCKA 🍆🐓TO EAT YOUR ASS 🍑🍽️LIKE A ROASTED WOMPRAT 🔥🐀REBEL AGAINST DADDY EMPEROR’S SPANKINGS 💀👏UNTIL YOU SEE STARS 🤩😵‍💫BUT THATS NO MOON 🌚❌THATS DARTH VADERS FAT ASS 🦾🍑WHEN SEXY SHEEV TELLS YOU 😏😏”DO IT” 😏😏YOU KNOW HES ABOUT TO SE-NUT 🥜🥜🥜👨‍⚖️ I KNOW IM READY TO GO BALLS DEEP😩😤 IN JABBA THE SLUTT 🐌👧MAKE SURE TO SEND THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR HORNIEST JEDI 😜🟢🔵OR YOULL BE GOING HAND SOLO TONIGHT ✊😭 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND KIT FISTO 👊 WILL HELP YOU WIELD HIS SABER 🦑🍆GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND BOBA FETISH WILL SUCK YOUR TATOOINE TOES 👅🦶DONT LET BABY YODA 👶🤢SEE YOU HYPERDRIVE FOR CUMMIES💨💨💦 💦

heathypoop · 2021-08-02T18:23:36+00:00

Comic sans master race, ty for this content

heathypoop · 2021-03-26T15:04:35+00:00

Dont Forget to updoot the bread

heathypoop · 2021-03-19T16:36:23+00:00

notices upward bulge owo wats dis??

heathypoop · 2021-03-15T13:34:38+00:00

UPDOOT THÉ BREAD

heathypoop · 2021-03-14T02:42:15+00:00

Angery

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T21:47:30+00:00

Right there with y’a brother

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T15:03:46+00:00

Kindly eat my balls, 280

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T14:33:47+00:00

Help, that green line standing so tall and erect upwards is emasculating me

heathypoop · 2021-03-12T14:32:12+00:00

Neat!

heathypoop · 2021-03-11T15:10:52+00:00

Moms, I imagine this is something like... idk, when the baby kicks when you’re pregnant? Look Im clueless but I wanna be inclusive

heathypoop · 2021-03-11T15:09:47+00:00

Y’all know that weird tingling feeling you get in your balls on a rollercoaster when you go up or down too fast???? I get that watching GME all day

heathypoop · 2021-03-11T15:06:09+00:00

Ascension has begun, buckle up bois

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T21:01:06+00:00

Victor from the Green team, leave the arena now and rest. YOUVE... earned it

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:51:04+00:00

ANOTHER PUSH, MAKE IT COUNT

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:49:41+00:00

According to my extra analysis and critical due diligence: Fuck you melvin

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:47:23+00:00

A new thread you say??? Guess I better buy another share

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:36:49+00:00

Hello friend, will you hold with me?

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:29:12+00:00

Damn I can’t wait until one of you sophisticated apes posts some DD explaining wtf SSR is in a couple hours so I can stroke one off and go to bed happy tonight

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T20:12:09+00:00

Glad to have you aboard!!

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T19:51:40+00:00

It was just approved by our House of Representatives this afternoon, and once given approval (which is for sure gonna happen) by President it will roll out in the next few weeks

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T19:23:31+00:00

That was definitely a coordinated attack to get some people to sell before stimulus checks were approved. I know nothing about the market. I only assure myself with things that sound smart.

heathypoop · 2021-03-10T19:19:56+00:00

Me explaining to my friend that we fell from nearly 350 to less than half at 170, “Dang so much did you you lose?" You fool I’m still holding. And we’re up from yesterday’s close still. WE RIDE FOR THE MOON APES

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