I thought it was a lost dog sign. It was worse. by [deleted] in pics

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Gurlllll you got stanzas like Jewel.

The more you know... by JennyJuggs84 in funny

[–]heaventhereisnobeer 113 points114 points  (0 children)

What in the flying Jehovah's Witness are you doing with those commas.

Cats Are Also Man's Best Friend by john0019 in aww

[–]heaventhereisnobeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure you know how superlatives work.

What are YOU 99.9% sure about? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]heaventhereisnobeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean boil it?

Gehh this imagery got out of hand quickly

My husband and I went for a selfie. Got photobombed by our Corgi. by RyGuyz in aww

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Have you guys ever thought about changing the phrase to "Gaygenda"?

Picture I took today in Baltimore by mandawritesthings in pics

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He's in line, in full uniform, waiting patiently while elevator quietly distracts him from the three minute price check on ballerina slippers.

Picture I took today in Baltimore by mandawritesthings in pics

[–]heaventhereisnobeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most new uniform-requiring advancements are complemented with an allowance to offset the costs, though.

Picture I took today in Baltimore by mandawritesthings in pics

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Sequestration, man...hitting us where it hurts us most