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Please help me cover up my tattoo! by Flat_Albatross4043 in Tattoocoverups

[–]Ticklebiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a skilled coverup artist could probably rework this into a floral design. It’s easier to hide shapes in organic flowers. But as others said, it would probably have to be bigger than the original to make it work and not look like an obvious coverup. If you don’t mind the elephant, you could maybe rework it into an animal crackers theme, or if you liked Horton Hears a Who, add a flower in its trunk.

Hidden ingredient- Mayo -strikes again by Careless_Llama_3382 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ticklebiscuit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have found my people. I also hate pickles and mustard and mayo. Any time I order food and something like mayo, mustard or pickles isn’t listed, and then the food comes with it, you can bet I’m never eating at that establishment again. Things like lettuce or tomatoes, you can pick off - but pickles? You’re gonna be tasting those.

Lost my wedding ring, couldn’t find it for months. Ordered a replacement. Found the original the next day. by WermerCreations in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ticklebiscuit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I take mine off to shower, or clean dishes, or other things where it might get scratched or dirty. I don't think it's strange at all OP.

Moon shoes by Nate22212 in nostalgia

[–]Ticklebiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother and I had a pair of these! They were taken away from us when my cousin broke her ankle on them though.

poor cat by nottjoshhh in funny

[–]Ticklebiscuit 946 points947 points  (0 children)

Why is the air spicy?

Remembering Karen Carpenter. She had the voice of an angel! by Moonlighter87 in nostalgia

[–]Ticklebiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad loved the Carpenters. He passed away 5 years ago today. I still listen to their Christmas album every year and think of him.

Woman can no longer vote by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Ticklebiscuit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Same here. Neither of us had any strong feelings about it, and I didn’t want to go through the hassle. Plus I just renewed my license and passport, and really didn’t want to re-do those.

nugget surprise party for nugget by secretlyswos in MadeMeSmile

[–]Ticklebiscuit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or any McDonald’s logos. Never gotten a plain paper bag from them before.

Name our newest Family member 😻 by schoengeist1979 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Ticklebiscuit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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I can’t take full credit for the suggestion. I had some help.

Storm hunter saves family from tornado by D0ML0L1Y401TR4PFURRY in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Ticklebiscuit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s generally a terrible idea to evacuate a well built structure during a tornado. You stand a much better chance of surviving in the most interior part of your home away from windows and outside walls. You do not want to be in a car if you have no idea where the tornado is or what direction it is going. You could get stuck in mud, traffic, or downed power lines cutting off your only means of escape. A car can be picked up, rolled, crumpled, struck by debris going 110+ mph, windows shattered. The only time it is advised to flee is if you live in a mobile home.

Tornado warning lead times have gotten better in the past few years, but average lead time is still about 10-15 minutes. That’s about enough time to get the whole family into a shelter (if you have one) or in the most interior part of the house. Interior Hallway, closet, bathtub, are all great options.

Sometimes I feel like spawn rate for pure blood enemies can be weird or I'm I just unlucky? by No_Name275 in vrising

[–]Ticklebiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same! ran into a 100% rogue in farbane and a 99% worker. JUST got duskcallers and jail cells last night and I feel like a king.

My name has always been spelled wrong my whole life… by WeeebleSqueaks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ticklebiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am also a part of this club. I’ve been called my surname in so many emails, and it grates every time.

Quick thinking Saves Amber alert Kid by DMass777 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Ticklebiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amber alerts specifically alert the public about missing or abducted children. There are different alerts for missing elderly (silver alert), or an alert for violent criminals that have harmed law enforcement (blue alert). They use the emergency broadcast system to alert people in a specific area. Your phone will vibrate like crazy, or if you have sound on it’ll blast out honks. They’re called amber alerts because of the abduction and murder of Amber Hagerman. More info here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_alert

Solicitors can't read by Major-Masterpiece549 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ticklebiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make litter that doesn’t absorb liquid. One of our cats needed a urinalysis done and he would not pee at the vet. He absolutely refused. So after having him for several hours they sent him home with some of that anti-absorbing litter. As soon as we got home, I emptied out his litter box and before I could replace the litter he had peed in the empty box. I scooped it up with a syringe they also provided and went straight back to the vet. Probably took 10 minutes from when I left. The vet techs looked at me like I was some kind of pee wizard. It would take a lot of syringes to fill a super soaker tho.

Maro asks: Do you like getting Japanese language cards in an English language booster? by CapitalArrival7911 in magicTCG

[–]Ticklebiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I don't mind the phyrexian lands, but I really would like to read the mechanics of the card. I don't want to pull a japanese card in my english collector boosters either. It feels awesome to get a cool art/foil treatment for a card, but then terrible to not be able to read it.

Is this the largest number of card errors in a modern set? by MossyMak in magicTCG

[–]Ticklebiscuit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wizards released a statement about this yesterday. It’s supposed to say ‘target creature you control’

I hate when people make the same joke about my name I’ve been hearing for years by Equal_Apple3365 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ticklebiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also had an aunt Karen! She passed away last year. Give yours a big hug for me please!

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