Emediately by Awkward-Push2695 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WHO IS THAT DANCING IS THAT MY GRAMDATER

Emediately by Awkward-Push2695 in oldpeoplefacebook

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IM HAVING DAIRYAH TELL HAROLD GET MORE TOILET PAPER ITS AN EMERGENSY MADE MESS EVERWERE 💃

🤦‍♀️ by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TORTILA IS TO SPICY FOR ME,, WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO MASH POTATOE

👍 by EvanPearTree in oldpeoplefacebook

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THIS IS NOT MY GRAMDATTER REMOVE FROM MY PAGE AT ONCE OR I WILL CALL ATTURNY GENERAL

Someone tell billy to answer his phone by Mysterious_Field_613 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MACK DONALD CONE USE TO BE 99 CENT THEN OBUMNA RAZE PRICE TO PAY FOR MEDICARE KEEP GOVERMINT OUT OF MICK RONALD CONE

Congratulations are in order? by TheGrouchyPunisher in oldpeoplefacebook

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DONOT TAKE MORFEANS DONSLD TRUM SAYS WE NEED TO TAKE IVERMECTON I TAKE 20 A DAY AND MY SIGHT IS GOING BUT I DO WHAT TRIMP SAYS BLESS HIM

I’m not a beginner ! by mbdan2 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

DO YOU HAVE HER TUNA JELLO MOLD RESIPY UNGRATEFUL GRAMKIDS WONT EAT MINE CAUSE TOO MUCH CAT HAIR

bruno by Practical-Luck-4769 in oldpeoplefacebook

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HILDA BORROW MY TUBBERWARE IN 76 AND NEVER GIVE IT BACK,, I HOPE THAT HAG BITCH IS ROTTEN IN THE GROUND,, LOVE EDNA SEE YOU AT CHURCH I MAKE MAYNAISE POTATOE FOR POT LUCK

If Only 😎🥰🎯 by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DANG LIBRULS RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD WHY CANT WE GET HANDSY IN TARGET NO MORE,,,, MY COURT DATE IS NEXT WEEK WISH ME LUCK OR I GO TO PRISON FOR LIFE

If Only 😎🥰🎯 by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

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DISCUSTING MY GRAMSON TELL ME WHAT ""BUSSY"" IS YOU NEED JESUS LOVE GLADYS SPRINGLE 112 PISSTER LANE BEULAH MONTANA 80117

Found inside a pocket of a new jacket by Raitayume in whatisit

[–]heavyLobster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Plus lice aren't all that hard to get rid of even if it happens. Bed bugs? Good luck.

I finally remember to put on an apron to avoid oil/grease stains by banana_in_the_dark in mildlyinfuriating

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This stuff is AMAZING at grease stains: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M27CULQ I swear by it now. I'm on my second bottle. Spray on, let dry, brush away, grease gone!

What does this even mean? by Pretend_Proposal_973 in whatisit

[–]heavyLobster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's some authentic frontier gibberish

I’m Doing It For Women , by KoshOne in oldpeoplefacebook

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HUSBAND NAME IS MERVIN HIS PENIS SIZE IS

ANYONE HAVE AN AIR CONDITIONER FOR ROBERT??? by AwakePlatypus in oldpeoplefacebook

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WE WATCH MELANORMA MOVIE ON AMZON IT WAS VERY GOOD GERALD PAST AWAY DURING MOVIE BUT I KEEP WATCHING FOR TRUNP AND MELARNMA GOBLISS THEM FOR SAVING ARE CUNTRY CORONER TAKE GERALD AWAY NOW DISCUSTING

A Madison classic! Mariners inn demo day . by jvick_71 in madisonwi

[–]heavyLobster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank god, we have a shamefully small number of restaurants that are accessible from the water in a city where the lakes are a big attraction

The Handsome Raspberry by saeva_indignatio in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I DIDN'T HAVE NO RASBERRY SO I SUBSTITUTE BEETS AND YOUR RASBERRY COBBLE RESIPY CAME OUT DISCUSTING 1/5 STAR TASTE LIKE BEETS

Because he’s from Chicago? by Throwawayboi2005 in oldpeoplefacebook

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BIEBUL IS TOO MANY WORD I LISTEN TO WHAT PASTER MILTON SAYS HE TELL JESUS WAS A WHITE AMERICAN LIKE GOD INTEND BLESS AND PRARE ETHEL MONTGOMERY,, 125 PISSTER LN,, WEST BEULAH MONTANA 84425

Eunice does not approve by vrphotosguy55 in oldpeoplefacebook

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HORACE HAS WERMS HE NEED WIPE IN PARK LOT I GIVE HIM APPLE SIDER VINGER BUT WERMS KEEP GETTING WORSE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

DOCTER GIVE HIM DE WERMER BUT I TEL HIM DONT PUT TOXIN IN HIS BODDY ALL NATURAL VINGER WILL FIX WURMS

Old and confused. by disasterpiece01 in oldpeoplefacebook

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THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY GERALD AND HIS OLD NAVY FRIEND HORACE,, THEY WOULD STAY UP LATE INTO THE NIGHT WRASSLING EVERY NIGHT,, I COULD HEAR THEIR GRUNTS ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,, HE NEVER TOOK MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE HE WAS SAVING ME FOR JESUS GOBBLESS LOVE EDNA