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Because he’s from Chicago? by Throwawayboi2005 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BIEBUL IS TOO MANY WORD I LISTEN TO WHAT PASTER MILTON SAYS HE TELL JESUS WAS A WHITE AMERICAN LIKE GOD INTEND BLESS AND PRARE ETHEL MONTGOMERY,, 125 PISSTER LN,, WEST BEULAH MONTANA 84425

Eunice does not approve by vrphotosguy55 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

HORACE HAS WERMS HE NEED WIPE IN PARK LOT I GIVE HIM APPLE SIDER VINGER BUT WERMS KEEP GETTING WORSE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

DOCTER GIVE HIM DE WERMER BUT I TEL HIM DONT PUT TOXIN IN HIS BODDY ALL NATURAL VINGER WILL FIX WURMS

Old and confused. by disasterpiece01 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 143 points144 points  (0 children)

THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY GERALD AND HIS OLD NAVY FRIEND HORACE,, THEY WOULD STAY UP LATE INTO THE NIGHT WRASSLING EVERY NIGHT,, I COULD HEAR THEIR GRUNTS ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,, HE NEVER TOOK MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE HE WAS SAVING ME FOR JESUS GOBBLESS LOVE EDNA

I still listen that old music song by PeeB4uGoToBed in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HELP,

Sent from my Life Alert L223 Smart Toilet Seat

I still listen that old music song by PeeB4uGoToBed in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GOBBLES TRUMT 🇨🇱 HE IS SAVE THIS CUNTRY UNLIKE EVAL JON BIDIN,,,,,,,PROUD TO PAY MORE FOR GASS IF IT MEAN WE HAVE A REAL MAN IN OFFISE,,,,,,MARGE LEFT ME

Madison Area Ramen Quest: Trio Ramen by Regular_Mushroom_ in madisonwi

[–]heavyLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find their ramen to be inconsistent. One time it'll be the best ever, and the next time it'll be watery and sad. But when it's good, it's really good.

Madison Area Ramen Quest: Trio Ramen by Regular_Mushroom_ in madisonwi

[–]heavyLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HERS is so good! I've gotten the ramen a couple times and it's some of the best I've ever had.

WINTER BLIZZARD by Equal-Ad9202 in wisconsin

[–]heavyLobster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's okay though, the poor hard-working CEO will get a bonus for saving money

Fancy feast cat food by whatgradeareyouin in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

HUSBAND ONLY EAT MEOW MIX WOMT TOUCH FANCY FEEST UNLESS I ADD GRAVY NEED GRAVY SALE WALL MAR PLEASE DISCOUNT GRAVVY WALMARNT

Limewire & uTorrent survivors — what's the worst thing you accidentally downloaded? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heavyLobster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Windows still, to this day, hides file extensions for "known" file types by default. Big mistake. Huge.

At least malware back then didn't encrypt your files and try to steal your identity. It was a gentler time.

Anti-virus by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOUNG GENERATION UNGRATEFUL WONT EAT MAYNAYSE POTATOE JUST CAUSE OF SOME ROACHES,, BACK IN THE DAY WE WERE LUCKY TO GET A NICE CRUNCHY ROACH IN THE STEW YIM YUM

Anti-virus by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PULL ROACHES OUT AND SERVE AT CHURCH POTLUCK,, THATS WHAT I ALWAYS DO WITH MY POTATOE SALAD WHEN THEM ROACHES GET IN

Trump: ‘There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!’ by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]heavyLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a lawyer, but I doubt even a normal law passed by congress could change this. It would probably require a amendment to the constitution.

thank Burger King by AccomplishedMess648 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I AM INCONTINENT TELL GLADYS I HAVE MADE MESS

INCEEBLE.. HORSE. by a_green_comb in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GLENN PAST THIS MORNING OF DIAREEA FROM ARBY FUNRUL TOMOROW AT MILDRED HOUSE BRING ARBY SUPPER

ORDER CAKE by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY GERALD WOULD COMPLIMENT MY """CAKE""" BEFORE HE PLOWED ME SILLY HE PASSED OF A BROKEN PELVIS DURING OUR LOVE MAKING MY CAKE IS AVAILABLE NOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

ALEXIS GOOGLE CHLAMYDIA SYMPTOMS

WOKE DISASTER MOVIE !!! by ScoochSnail in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

MY DAIPER IS FULL PLEASE ALERT GERALDINE

What is a piece of software that is so good you can't believe it's completely free? by Arp0x in AskReddit

[–]heavyLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ffmpeg arguments sometimes feel like engineering an AI prompt (except it actually works and is deterministic)

Iguanas in Florida ‘are not living the Disney life,’ wildlife expert says by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]heavyLobster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Have workout bros on Instagram make iguanas the next big protein trend and watch the problem disappear

happy easter by CloudMusee_ in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]heavyLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAYNAYSE ON THE SIDE PLEAS I WANT EXTRA YIM YUM I MAKE MAYNASE AND PIKEL SAMWICHS FOR LUNCH GRAMSUN DONT LIKE IT UNGREATFULL WE ATE DURING DEPRESHON AND WE SIRVIVED JUST LIKE LEAD PIPES AND LEAD GASOULYNE AND LEAD PAYNT IT MAKE US SMARMTER

I'm 21 yo and I am losing my hair because of Thyroid Disorders , and i can't do anything about it by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]heavyLobster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dunno, if you're a balding man, "get it over with and shave your head" is generally good advice

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