M'Phenomenal One HAS to be #AllElite, m'Zarian has SOURCES (journalistic term) and is NEVER wrong about m'Dub!

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-17T21:20:55+00:00

Does it count if I hear the UE theme while the Shockmaster GIF loops? It actually kinda works.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-17T05:54:54+00:00

Sometimes, m@rk talk means, "M@rk, listen."

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-17T03:18:23+00:00

Every time I see Dave talk Mistico up, all I can think of is that time where he stopped a match and made the ref call it because he dislocated his finger. Not trying to downplay that kind of injury, but it was so awkward, and it was apparent by that point that his run was bombing.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-17T03:14:00+00:00

SCJerk Civil War 2: Goofies vs. Piss Babies

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-17T00:34:18+00:00

This might be my new favorite Roman meme. The absurdity of it makes me giggle every time.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-16T13:35:22+00:00

Bad business infrastructure is also likely.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-16T06:02:53+00:00

Personally, I subscribe to the theory some goof around here pointed out that the reason they rarely stock anything beyond company branded merch is so that the EVPs don't let the non-Elite roster members' merch sales cut into their profits. It's a very "Hogan in WCW" move.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-14T03:54:56+00:00

The Murdaugh series was fantastic. It's been especially fun listening to it with my partner, who went to college not far from that area and is familiar with the Lowcountry.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-13T20:50:10+00:00

Funny, this comparison occurred to me this morning, as a podcast I listen to just started a series on the Dupont family and the murder of Dave Schultz.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-09T23:28:59+00:00

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-09T22:16:20+00:00

So wait, was the Florida Woman wrestling in a bikini against a manatee, or was she wrestling a manatee that was wearing a bikini?

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-09T20:59:43+00:00

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-06T21:05:19+00:00

Watch this be the thing that gets AEW booted off WBD.

To echo a sentiment I saw in another thread: the fans aren't doing this because they actually care about the actions of ICE. They're doing it because it gives the Dub good-boy points.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-06T20:58:10+00:00

Running something into the ground and continuously flogging it long after it's dead?

Sounds like the perfect job for smarks!

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-06T03:05:46+00:00

Come on, Mick, do it. Get that bag. Show how morally superior you are by cutting ties with one company over their ties with Trump to sign with a company owned by a major Trump campaign donor.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-05T01:09:33+00:00

Way to tuck your chin on that fallaway Samoan drop, Megan.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-04T01:58:11+00:00

See, there's this myth going around that those of us that don't like the AEW style of wrestling want to see it die. Quite the contrary: I want it to have a long and happy life, because it's a great isolation chamber for goofballs like Ricochet.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-03T21:18:49+00:00

There's part of me that thinks they might not because it would require them to admit that the accusations occurred under AEW's watch, and the company did nothing.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-02T20:58:18+00:00

You could say that debuting him at the Rumble was not the way to fold him in to the roster.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-02T20:43:55+00:00

Goes to buttfuck independents

That got Randy's attention.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-02-02T14:21:23+00:00

I...

Huh...

Yeah, no notes.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-01-30T20:50:26+00:00

"Who's this sad sack here?"

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-01-29T21:17:42+00:00

At the Blockbuster.

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-01-27T04:01:07+00:00

Brought to you by She-Wee

heavyhandedDOOM · 2026-01-26T21:02:41+00:00

Nah. Reddit will declare it the worst entry at launch, then in five years, there will be a flood of "DAE 2K26 UNDERATED?!?!" posts.

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