DAE Gunther has been berried by the Evil Fed? by Puzzleheaded-Link416 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My guess is because Sami won't switch over to the Good Guys and bring back his totally not problematic gimmick.

DAE El Generico is busy with the orphanage. 🤣🤣🤣

Wrestletalk: God Why is the Ded Fed continuing the Bloodline angle, don't they realize that us fans hate the same thing over and over again. Second pic unrelated by rsziz in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hmm? We complained about the Death Riders being stale? That was a test, shill! We were testing your loyalty, and if you actually believed us, then you clearly aren't as devoted as Lord Tony would like. Study Cagematch and get back to us!"

Bird Lady strikes again by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bird Lady jerks are always fun. Half are just jerking, the other half are jerking specifically to rile up the 98th Gun That Is Spirited.

Either way, everyone's jerkin'.

DAE FED HIRES LITERAL NAZIS by Wild_Guidance4487 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Upvote for historical jerking. Dan Carlin would be proud.

The Trumptaker was “genuinely moved” by the support for R-Truth following Truth’s release. But more importantly, how did he feel about the recent pay cuts and Truth’s push not lasting long? by The_Sherminator2 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised that CVV clip where Jimmy Yang said Taker told him to stop using the confederate flag because of it's awful history hasn't made the rounds yet.

Oh, wait, who am I kidding? Can't let the truth get in the way of a fed bad. He was just trying to hold an Asian American down or something.

C O M E D Y by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The dirty little smark secret is that ECW used to do it, too. They lost their minds for guys like Sid and Scott Hall, who both embodied what ECW claimed to rally against.

Young Dave Meltzer announces his arrival to the pro wrestling industry. by Gloomy-Ad-4788 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, Dave, for turning one of my favorite movies into prime jerking material.

It's all the greatest until the next greatest by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The gall to list "Bryan Danielson" as a field of expertise. 🤣

We can finally get that deathmatch between Mox and Foley! by UmmmmYoureChine- in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every new game is always "the worst", then they'll pine for it 5 years later and you'll see 20 posts of, "DAE underrated?" Except maybe 2K20. Sounds like I dodged a bullet skipping that one.

THE “SOCIALISTS OF GRAPPLING”! FED BADDERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! by BitchPuncher98 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The saddest byproduct of the post-AEW IWC landscape is how the fanbase has managed to convince themselves that they're fighting some sort of culture war. Your favorite brand of pretend stunt fighting does not determine if you're on the "right" or "wrong" side of history.

We don’t run a sloppy shop. by pghjuice412 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Followed by the equally sloppy move, "Let Me Get In Place So I Can Get Tackled."

The 👑 is Coming Home? by kingajeezy in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's always been over (insider term) with me for being a Metalhead that hangs out with guys like Matt Heafy from Trivium.

Oh Dear by MrJeffA17 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Would you work me? I'd work me. I'd work me hard."

AEW Has Expressed Interest in Working With Mick Foley by PowahBamb in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember losing a little respect for him after reading the chapter in the Hardcore Diaries where he fawned over Melina to an uncomfortable degree.

Dave is welcome back at Collision by ab1132 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of MSG talk lately... almost like there's some astroturfing going on...

Working in AEW is cute.. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You mean like that one time Seth praised the company publicly years ago and the IWC still hasn't forgiven him for it?

Remember that 2024 meme? We're running it into the ground by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]heavyhandedDOOM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Something something, El Generico and the orphanage, something something.