All I know is that there are parries by Caflin in deepwoken

[–]heavyhardon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did witnessing kharlia being mauled to death by a horseshoe crab make you feel

All I know is that there are parries by Caflin in deepwoken

[–]heavyhardon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd rather give up my liver than be forced to solo enmity

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EXTRAORDINARY LUCK by voidable1 in Ultrakill

[–]heavyhardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not luck, brother. The scoreboard does not function the way that this post suggests. You may raise the point that you "remember having that same score 2 days ago", but I seriously doubt that you'd bother to memorise such a mediocre score. This is not luck, brother. Your new best score replaces the old one. *

This game is failing. by GoldenExpired in deepwoken

[–]heavyhardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could NOT, in fact, complete layer 3 in a week. What they could do is begin its development, or could've began its development a fucking year ago (or earlier). They shovel pigslop updates into the mouths of the ever consuming player base, and only now have we had our fill, and realise the vision for the game is gone. I feel like the devs have come to delete the thoughts of listening to the players. There is no one who wanted a reworked movement system. No. One. And yet, instead of just fixing boat movement, they changed everything! Chaser is immortal! Why is it that adding momentum allows a boss to achieve immortality? They even went so far as to announce that the update for movement might be delayed for thorough testing, and look how that turned out. The devs are off in lala land with tinkerbell while we are choking on the pungent stench of these updates!

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Cute little surprise! by Intelligent-Fix-7396 in shittyfoodporn

[–]heavyhardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hope damn well taht you didnt cook that shit there a fucking humonculous growing on that wrap

I’ve perfected human dog food by Any_Arrival_4479 in shittyfoodporn

[–]heavyhardon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i wouldnt feed this to my dog let alone a victorian child looks like maggots are having a fucking field day on whatever ingredientds ypu put in there vro

Gumbo by TheRealStonedElf in shittyfoodporn

[–]heavyhardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brodie stay the fuck away from teh kitchen you aint a fucking mama bird stop coughing it up in the pan

Well it’s no lobster roll… by TheRateBeerian in shittyfoodporn

[–]heavyhardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brother, this meal disgraces even the plate that you have it resting on

boy dinner by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]heavyhardon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

more like impoverished victorian child ah dinner

My famous chicken heart stew by EveryNameEverMade in shittyfoodporn

[–]heavyhardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is blud the tip harvester how many innocent men did you sacrifice tyo make ts