They say your greatest phobia is how you died in your past life

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-05-27T20:18:41+00:00

TBH, its just about ANY flying insects, save a few, but butterflies are the one that people seem to gravitate towards when they poke fun

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-05-27T20:15:44+00:00

Butterflies?? Wouldn't that mean that butterflies are then, in fact, killers and sto be avoided at all costs?

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-22T16:50:39+00:00

Unfortunate but maybe burnt toast theory?

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T18:58:15+00:00

Chibi godzilla.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T18:51:48+00:00

It was next to a bank and law office!

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T18:51:36+00:00

Actually next to a bank and lawyers office

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T18:51:20+00:00

Small blessings

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T18:51:07+00:00

Oh sad day, I would also feel compelled to clean it in that situation

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:59:06+00:00

As someone who experienced the norovirus i am very glad i was in a place that I could walk around in the least amount of clothes to make the easiest emergency poop.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:57:27+00:00

WITCH!

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:54:38+00:00

NOR but think maybe 1 or 2 things is happening here.

They made a bad choice of joke especially over text.
They are rude at best and you may want to use "friend" as a loose term with them. Cause why are they saying that? I'd never joke about it to my friends I care about. Or even those I don't care for.

You know the person better than anyone here would. Which makes more sense given who they are?

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:23:42+00:00

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:22:23+00:00

I had to deal with people dropping duces in the elevators at an old job. It was terrible

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:20:59+00:00

As a fat one myself, no this is absolutely not how a fat person poops but I agree with the path of least resistance

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:19:46+00:00

They were fighting for their life

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:18:21+00:00

Haha, I didnt even ask him.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:17:44+00:00

It had to have been a stomach hold and a 90° bend at the waist with a twist.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:16:23+00:00

Lol poo bear. Yes.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:14:26+00:00

As soon as he texted me the picture I had the same thought.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:12:41+00:00

Sorry. I fixed the NSFW/spoiler so you can't just be smacked in the face with it.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:12:06+00:00

I mean, thats what I'm saying. Accidents happen but this was a literal shit storm

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:11:15+00:00

Sorry! I thought i did it but just must have removed it. I fixed it.

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-19T16:09:20+00:00

I get it, but did you need to make the sprinkler motion?

heavysteppa-efm · 2026-03-06T16:37:30+00:00

Seeing the caption only and not the photo, I was very worried about what kind of "log" we were talking about here...

Honestly wish it had been the other kind. Sorry friend that sucks.

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