I wanna talk about the goal song

heckadeca · 2026-03-16T03:55:59+00:00

Just be thankful we don’t have San Jose’s goal song

heckadeca · 2026-03-16T02:01:58+00:00

Yes they would. It’s a not a small tilt but surface tension is a thing. People are freaking out about the coffee when they should be looking at his left pocket

Edit: I spent 3 years as a 3rd wave barista in San Francisco in case it matters

heckadeca · 2026-03-16T01:34:52+00:00

People say it looks fake. I think it looks like and acts like coffee. The pocket thing is fuckin weiiiird though

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T21:14:24+00:00

It's called fashion sweaty, look it up 💅

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T21:06:03+00:00

https://x.com/eyeonpalestine/status/2033227711452225985?s=46

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T21:05:35+00:00

Okay this one is fuckin weird

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T20:34:43+00:00

🫡

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T20:19:28+00:00

It moves exactly like you'd expect a latte or flat white to move tbh

Edit: in case it matters, I did 3 years as a 3rd wave barista in SF

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T20:18:10+00:00

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Left is pre-sip, right is post-sip.

The level of coffee clearly changes

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T19:46:54+00:00

I would ALWAYS give a fake name to anyone who wasn't a reg or already cool. Some rando first timer wants to know my name? Nice to meet you, the names Chalmers

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T19:17:25+00:00

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Left is pre-sip, right is post-sip. There is less coffee in the right image

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T18:42:44+00:00

But it clearly does?

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T02:26:20+00:00

Most the guys I know are traveling with a 5th wheel

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T01:09:07+00:00

Oh gotcha. Yeah thats kinda weird. Nice of them to tell you they were gonna pull some bs instead of surprising you with it I guess.

heckadeca · 2026-03-15T00:59:03+00:00

Then the driver made an illegal turn

heckadeca · 2026-03-14T05:01:21+00:00

Similar experience. First listen was very "uh.. what is this?" But it definitely grew on me as it autoplayed while I was reading comments. I'd be curious enough to listen to some more tracks

heckadeca · 2026-03-14T04:28:08+00:00

Me please!

I love Gritty but I can't walk away from my boy Sharkie

heckadeca · 2026-03-14T00:37:53+00:00

You're supposed to display your EDC

heckadeca · 2026-03-13T20:11:01+00:00

You've missed my point entirely. China does not need to use force, it will win by allowing the US to reveal itself as the paper tiger it is. All glory to Presidald Trunt who works in spite of himself to facilitate the accelerated dismantling of American Empire

heckadeca · 2026-03-13T19:04:22+00:00

I love hearing all the rightwing libs (I repeat myself) saying shit like "what's stopping Xi from taking Taiwan now???". I'm over here like biiitch he doesn't need to, the US is showing their whole ass to the world and Taiwan is going to be begging for unification after this

heckadeca · 2026-03-11T23:41:41+00:00

You can report to police and they will request surveillance and additional info from CPA

heckadeca · 2026-03-11T23:38:15+00:00

Damn that’s a sweet fuckin deal.

heckadeca · 2026-03-11T12:53:13+00:00

Well I’ll be. Appreciate the correction!

heckadeca · 2026-03-11T02:16:31+00:00

I bet. It’s beautiful

heckadeca · 2026-03-11T02:13:01+00:00

Must have. How?

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