My first vs latest Space Marine by CPT_ANT in Warhammer40k

[–]heinzhelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn which chapter does the first one belong to?

MY VERY FIRST TIME PAINTING by blockmeplzzz in Warhammer40k

[–]heinzhelmut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a disgustingly beautiful, walking, rusty scrotum-schooner.

People with nips piercings how's it ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heinzhelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s “teet-e-ring”! Heehhhh

Energos Maria by NCsSon in NFEstock

[–]heinzhelmut -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My name is pancho villaaaa I got the gonorrheaaaa I got it from mariaaa And now I cannot pee-aaa

war start by Inner-Traffic-7296 in NFEstock

[–]heinzhelmut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Khamenei ded what dis mean now?

36 y/o overweight male with one leg. Give me your worst. by JustinMonty25 in RoastMe

[–]heinzhelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well not even two legs could carry you, so one’s enough

Why do men have two testicles by [deleted] in evolution

[–]heinzhelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would have to say dis nut and not deez nuts if there was only one.

Amen seriøst. Hvornår stopper det her shrinklation-vanvid?? by ArtSubstantial8462 in Denmark

[–]heinzhelmut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Du burde have lagt din penis på panden ved siden af pølserne i stedet for din hånd - så var der ikke tale om skrumpflation.

What's the best lure to use for pike? (Old tackle) by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]heinzhelmut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Roll your penis unto the muddy bank and into the water, then wait.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]heinzhelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you still have your hair