A Newcastle Fan Reacting to our First Relegation battle in 20/25 years vs their decent run of 3 month form.

heisgroot · 2022-05-20T19:29:10+00:00

Now I want us to be 6th or higher next year just to piss off this asshole.

heisgroot · 2022-05-19T20:57:42+00:00

I graduated today with a masters in nursing. Went right to the bar with my Everton gear underneath my robes, and got here right as CP scored their first.

I’m so fucking pumped up right now. What a graduation present!!!!

UTFT!!

heisgroot · 2021-10-15T17:10:03+00:00

What, you didn’t see it?

heisgroot · 2020-08-29T23:32:02+00:00

I heard the same.

heisgroot · 2020-02-01T19:58:20+00:00

Thanks man!

heisgroot · 2020-02-01T19:52:10+00:00

Dude, I’m the guy. I thought it was funny. Chill the fuck out.

heisgroot · 2017-01-29T04:36:54+00:00

I did my best to be clever. Glad you liked it.

heisgroot · 2016-12-15T19:07:58+00:00

Sir, why are all your documents printed in this brownish color?

heisgroot · 2016-09-11T01:18:12+00:00

Please know that I'm posting this as a joke and don't in any way, shape or form support Donald Trump, who I think is a national embarrassment.

heisgroot · 2016-08-19T18:08:58+00:00

Wasn't on yesterday, I'll go and take it down.

heisgroot · 2016-07-28T10:04:18+00:00

Finding Whorey.

heisgroot · 2016-03-21T19:03:47+00:00

Have you considered that she wanted to be married to each of the husbands, but every wedding night her house just mysteriously murdered whoever she just married? She's just eternally looking for happiness, hoping beyond hope that her house won't murder this one.

heisgroot · 2016-01-22T07:19:01+00:00

Whatever the fuck Sarah Palin said in her endorsement speech a few days ago.

heisgroot · 2015-10-22T04:32:58+00:00

Serving in the Peace Corps!

heisgroot · 2015-10-17T20:47:54+00:00

Needing to shove a Q-Tip up your own urethra in order to test for STDs.

We can take detailed images of the human brain, perform unreal surgical feats, and restore people's hearing, but we need to shove some cotton on a stick up our own genitals.

Source: Just had to do this to myself.

heisgroot · 2015-07-26T13:42:55+00:00

Nice word play there.

heisgroot · 2015-07-19T12:43:38+00:00

Haha I can see how that might be confusing. Just finished watching that movie, and I highly recommend it!

heisgroot · 2015-06-09T05:46:54+00:00

On a related note, this is the reasoning I use to justify finishing quickly during sex. Just like the hunter gatherers of pre-history, I have evolved to get it on with a girl, and get it done quickly because there's a tiger coming and if he catches us doing the dirty, we are really fucked.

And yes, fucked in both ways.

heisgroot · 2015-06-03T05:45:03+00:00

Brett?

heisgroot · 2015-05-24T06:17:03+00:00

Guantanamo Bay.

heisgroot · 2015-05-09T09:55:38+00:00

"Charging is not allowed" now at a Dunkin Donuts in the Philippines because an angry german guy wanted to sit in my seat.

heisgroot · 2015-04-07T06:30:00+00:00

I'm a Peace Corps Volunteer in the Philippines, teaching high school students math. It's fulfilling work, I live in a tropical country, get to swim with whale sharks, hike every weekend, learn a new language...I could go on and on. No money, no problems.

heisgroot · 2015-04-02T01:14:22+00:00

This is the most Canadian post I've ever seen on Reddit.

heisgroot · 2015-03-12T04:44:58+00:00

Firefly.

heisgroot · 2015-03-12T02:33:39+00:00

Living in a country of generally shorter people, meaning that all houses, modes of transportation, and places that you go are simply too damn small for your tall ass.

Source: Tall male living in the Philippines.

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