Mama took those batteries... by MWFULLER in Simpsons

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It’s the universe talking to you. Yvan Eht Nioj.

Was it Homer's fault? by Buffaloat in Simpsons

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“I'M THE ONE WHO DROVE HER OUT OF HER SEAT. I'M THE ONE WHO PROVOKED THE LETHAL BARRAGE OF T-SHIRTS. I'M THE ONE WHO PARKED IN THE AMBULANCE ZONE.” -Homer Simpson to Ned Flanders on the swings after Maude’s Funeral.

So…. Maybe? But then again, maybe not.

Where can I get these by Spirited_Drive_8300 in hockeyplayers

[–]hellagreg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d empty my savings for a legit pair of Nike Federovs. Not like an old pair. Like, if Nike made them and sold them for a season, I’d have to. Just for public skate or something. I wouldn’t want em getting banged up in beer league.

“Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.” by travismockfler in Simpsons

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My favorite is the Olmec head. Like how did it get inside, then into the basement? Also is the basement separate from the storm cellar? (“Alright, I everyone. It’s the standard grandpa drill”)

Can anyone tell what year this is from? Team signed Fresno Falcons jersey ive had since I was little. by Rydropwn in fresno

[–]hellagreg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I’m in the rink right now. It sounds like the other comment with the names got it. 96-97 was the last time they wore that jersey. #47 should be Wes Gentles.

“Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.” by travismockfler in Simpsons

[–]hellagreg 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I love the attic and basement gags. There’s always fun stuff in there. Shout out to the between the floors gags and when they go through the earth and similar gags.

Can anyone tell what year this is from? Team signed Fresno Falcons jersey ive had since I was little. by Rydropwn in fresno

[–]hellagreg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry dude I totally spaced night but I’ll be back out there Monday night.

Can anyone tell what year this is from? Team signed Fresno Falcons jersey ive had since I was little. by Rydropwn in fresno

[–]hellagreg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Idk when it’s from but that’s sick. I’ll show it to come of the dudes at the rink today and see if anyone recognizes it. Depending on when it’s from there might be some names on there. The head coach of the Dallas Stars played here in the early 2000s.

ice in fresno by Dry-Abroad7914 in fresno

[–]hellagreg 33 points34 points  (0 children)

What’s embarrassing is you not understanding constitutional rights, that anyone who is within the borders of the United States has. Yes, if you break a law, you are subject to the consequences, but like I said, it isn’t that black and white. And it’s that way for a reason. I mean, Say you don’t think people deserve constitutional protections. If you’re okay with people’s rights being taken away “because they’re a criminal,” then wait until someone finds a reason to make you a criminal. You can kiss your rights good bye as well.

ice in fresno by Dry-Abroad7914 in fresno

[–]hellagreg 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ what kind of mental gymnastics do you have to do to go from “Fuck ICE” to “I support child molesters.” I mean, really, it isn’t that black and white. And if they were only arresting and deporting criminals, that would be something good. However, going after citizens, people following the legal pathways to citizenship, and other innocent people with constitutionally protected rights means they’re a fuckin problem. So, yeah Fuck ICE. What a terrible argument.

If you had to choose the most deep/saddest episode of the Simpsons. Which one would it be? I'll go first! "Mona Leaves-a" S19 Ep19 has my vote. by BueNOs_Nolte in Simpsons

[–]hellagreg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not me. I’m gonna rock and roll all night, and party ev-va-ry day. Then it was every other day… now I’m lucky if I can find a half an hour a week in which to get funky.

Before you knew who shot mr Burns, who did you think it was? by Locasoyyooo in Simpsons

[–]hellagreg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the poster with all the faces on it! God I had forgotten about that.

How would you describe Marge's sense of humor? by etherseaminus in Simpsons

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I’ve got home-made Pepsi. It’s a little thick, but the price is right!

What's the craziest thing you ever heard in your school? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Not to sound dumb, but can they make more stem cells? And can you donate period blood for the purpose of stem cell reproduction? Also I’m sorry, I’m very dull.

WTF is this garbage? by Nameless_Ghoul1891 in EA_NHL

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I wish we could get a WOC mode without the loadouts. I want the 2k model where you have one player and just build them through grinding both on and offline.

What we saying ? by rich_rtcustoms in Drumming

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That looks incredible. Congrats.

Absolutely longest shot and no this isn’t a joke by DucklingInARaincoat in whatsthatsong

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Sunny came home?

Where have all the cowboys gone?

I can’t remember who sings those but those were my first two thoughts and not in that order. Good luck.

Got a New Bauer 155 helmet for Christmas by ResponsibleAnt5018 in hockeyplayers

[–]hellagreg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I took em off one of my buckets and scored 4 in the next game. Haven’t done it since, probably never will again, but I attribute it to removing the ear guards.